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Not sure if it is in the same league as Monkey Chicken Petting, but CAMEL CUDDLING might appeal to someone!! :scared:

 

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Not sure if it is in the same league as Monkey Chicken Petting, but CAMEL CUDDLING might appeal to someone!! :scared:

 

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Is that your new company car Eric?

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No ..... holding out for the air conditioned version and 4 camel power traction.

 

Might have to go for a bit of camel fondling ... er sorry cuddling - Mrs EoA been away nearly 6 weeks now!!

 

Are you likely to make Burnley away?

 

Should do - its on my agenda. I guess you are at home then? Short bus ride for you? See you there hopefully.

 

Was at Barnsley - missed ipswich (work) but will be at Leicester as well

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Don't worry Eric.

 

I have a solution to you beiing a W.A.N.K.E.R.

 

(Wife. Away. No Kids. Eats. Rubbish) - (Standard Ex Pat summer condition here BTW)

 

No need for you to go chasing Camels I've spent all day sorting out some Tarts for you.

 

At our party tonight.

 

I've made a Brocoli & Stilton.

 

And some nice Chocolate Ones as well.

 

Oh and the current count is 3 fit blonde single 30 something Polski chicks. It'll be up to you to turn them into Tarts though.

 

Any other TSW members in town are invited BTW

 

OSH & Old Thumper Chilling nicely and with them all being Polish, enough vodka to drown happily in

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Don't worry Eric.

 

I have a solution to you beiing a W.A.N.K.E.R.

 

(Wife. Away. No Kids. Eats. Rubbish) - (Standard Ex Pat summer condition here BTW)

 

No need for you to go chasing Camels I've spent all day sorting out some Tarts for you.

 

At our party tonight.

 

I've made a Brocoli & Stilton.

 

And some nice Chocolate Ones as well.

 

Oh and the current count is 3 fit blonde single 30 something Polski chicks. It'll be up to you to turn them into Tarts though.

 

Any other TSW members in town are invited BTW

 

OSH & Old Thumper Chilling nicely and with them all being Polish, enough vodka to drown happily in[/quote

 

One wave of my Magic Wand should be sufficient ;)

 

Long night shift last night, little sleep this morning .... after 2 pints of OSH I could be entertaining or crashed out! :blush:

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Like I always say. It gets them in the end no matter HOW negative they are whhen they enter the room of doom.

 

Yep all it needed was The Sloop John B on the Karaoke box and Eric was away and signing along.

 

OK so the words of the chorus weren't the ones on the screen, and we did have to spend some time explaining to the fit Polski chicks what Dirty Skate Bstd meant, but hey, EoA has officially joined the Songmeister Brigade.

 

Sooo much better than Camel ****ging

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