dune Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 First noticed the ladies lingerie at Kettering in pre season when one of our youngsters had his shirt ripped and he revealed his bra - much to the amusement of all in the stands! Just been watching the Frazer Richardson interview on saintsplayer and noticed how all our players are now wearing bras. Can anyone explain why? Sensible replies only please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 (edited) They are for monitoring heart rates and have a GPS system in them, so you can analyse the data from matches/training. Edited 13 August, 2011 by Matthew Le God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Monkey Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 They're all bent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewell Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 What MLG said. Even Fulham reserves had them on at Walton and Hersham on Tuesday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 13 August, 2011 Author Share Posted 13 August, 2011 They're all bent. This was the conclusion reached in the stands at Kettering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINIBARCELONASAINT Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 It means their wifes aren't wearing them................................................... yummeh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 It means their wifes aren't wearing them................................................... yummeh. Do you really think the wives of proffesional athletes will be interested in bloated, middle aged, replica shirt wearing, pub oriented f*cktards that are so prevelent in our fan base. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewell Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Do you really think the wives of proffesional athletes will be interested in bloated, middle aged, replica shirt wearing, pub oriented f*cktards that are so prevelent in our fan base. Don't be so harsh on yourself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 They're all bent. Gold, it needed airing early in the thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 wtf?? Is this a wind up dune, or are you actually serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Do you really think the wives of proffesional athletes will be interested in bloated, middle aged, replica shirt wearing, pub oriented f*cktards that are so prevelent in our fan base. After watching the reinvention of Simon Pegg as a matinee idol on TV last night (How to Lose Friends and Alienate People) I believe that anything is possible. For the wives and girlfriends of professional footballers, personality, poise, and GSH is everything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINIBARCELONASAINT Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Do you really think the wives of proffesional athletes will be interested in bloated, middle aged, replica shirt wearing, pub oriented f*cktards that are so prevelent in our fan base. No, but instead I am 18, by no means a bloated man, who doesn't wear replicas and don't go to the pub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 No, but instead I am 18, by no means a bloated man, who doesn't wear replicas and don't go to the pub Or be interested in a nauseating adolescent with too high an opinion of himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINIBARCELONASAINT Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Or be interested in a nauseating adolescent with too high an opinion of himself. O Turkish, you flirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 13 August, 2011 Author Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Or be interested in a nauseating adolescent with too high an opinion of himself. That's Mikey and Andy out then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Do they sell them in the club shop, I'm sure they are so people on here who would buy them to wear under their replica shirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 13 August, 2011 Author Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Do they sell them in the club shop, I'm sure they are so people on here who would buy them to wear under their replica shirts. We have enough tubby fans with man boobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 I saw these the other week and thought they werte some kind of posture correction gimmick, a blatant ploy by certain shirt manufacturers to sell more useless crap to us, like those silly nasal opening strips that (our) Robbie Fowler sported a while back, supposedly aided breathing when a player was going full pelt. A ridiculous theory as any intelligent person knows that when you are really pushing yourself in sport you naturally and involuntarily breath through your mouth. Bras with GPS though, that makes sense. I'm gonna get mrs h one, not that I don't trust her but recently sh'es been going out 'with her mates' quite a lot. Two weeks ago she came home in the early hours with a brand new pair of earrings. When I asked where they came from she said she'd won them in the Social Club Raffle. Last week, she came home past midnight again, well oiled and carrying a brand new Louis Vuitton handbag (genuine, none of your Costa rubbish). Again, she reckoned she'd won it in the Social Club Raffle! I'm not the quickest on the uptake but I confess I was getting a little suspicious. Anyway, last night I came home late from work, it was about half seven and she was nowhere to be found downstairs. I called upstairs and she shouted down that she was in the bath, getting ready to go to the Social Club with her mates!!! I couldn;t resist calling back to her 'Mind you don;t get your raffle ticket wet darling' The above story is a story and is made up. As if I'd let her go out without making my dinner first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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