hackedoff Posted 12 August, 2011 Share Posted 12 August, 2011 Puncheon staying- it will be just like a new signing ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 12 August, 2011 Share Posted 12 August, 2011 cheryl cole's a slapper' date=' she's got a hairy box, and when she's ****ging ashley, she thinks of danny fox[/quote'] That is quality. as an alternative how about Ashley Coles as w*nker, hes sh*t and he's lazy and when he's ****ging Cheryl, he wishes it was cortese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalek2003 Posted 12 August, 2011 Share Posted 12 August, 2011 Puncheon staying- it will be just like a new signing ! Is this breaking news ? If he is staying what will be the view of NA. Give him another chance or let him rot in the wilderness ? Almost worthy of a new thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 12 August, 2011 Share Posted 12 August, 2011 Puncheon staying- it will be just like a new signing ! Care to tell us more (if there is anything more)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asaint4ever Posted 12 August, 2011 Share Posted 12 August, 2011 Stop it, please. I am fearing for my life. I wonder if my head might fall off die to LOLing so much. Did you make it up yourself? I like it, it's topical and original. Which is more than can be said for the usual jokes on here. Keep 'em coming. perhaps some gags about our new signings and pretend future comedy headlines for papers. I'll kick us off "Danny is fox on the box" for when Danny Fox scores a tap in winner against Millwall. I'm sure you can do better though. Your just a (RUDI) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 12 August, 2011 Share Posted 12 August, 2011 That is quality. as an alternative how about Ashley Coles as w*nker, hes sh*t and he's lazy and when he's ****ging Cheryl, he wishes it was cortese. but that doesn't rhyme ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 12 August, 2011 Share Posted 12 August, 2011 Your just a (RUDI) How about 'danny's the boy as cunning saints out fox Foxes' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asaint4ever Posted 12 August, 2011 Share Posted 12 August, 2011 How about 'danny's the boy as cunning saints out fox Foxes' :>) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 12 August, 2011 Share Posted 12 August, 2011 but that doesn't rhyme ? Oi! Anyone can see that lazy and cortese are a rib breaking piece of rhyming humour. I hope that all of your ribs don't break and puncture you lungs leading you to have a quick but hideous death as the combination of the punctured lungs and breathless from the hilarity of these jokes take their untimely toll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 12 August, 2011 Share Posted 12 August, 2011 (edited) :>) I can't wait for Jay Rodriguez to sign so we can have the headline "Jay Walks into St Marys" or "Jay struts his stuff at St Marys" it will be lung bustingly brilliant. Edited 12 August, 2011 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StVince1966 Posted 12 August, 2011 Share Posted 12 August, 2011 michael owen has cancelled the sale of his flat in the local area! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 12 August, 2011 Share Posted 12 August, 2011 I'm sure that the OP is right overall. Why does Cortese want to spend current wage bill on another season in Champ next year when he can spend more now (but less over two years) to gain the cash flow of the Premiership? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 12 August, 2011 Share Posted 12 August, 2011 michael owen has cancelled the sale of his flat in the local area! Is this true? I've heard this so many time since June it must be FACT. FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Perhaps she braids it. I hear she links the braids up to her nipple hair. So are we signing Cheryl Cole? Curls allowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Deanovski is a massive charlton fan, how is he ITK on saints? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoobysaint Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 (edited) Would this be you "source"... Fourth_Official Fourth Official Regarding Southampton - that should help explain a little but the club going about it quietly #Saintsfc 20 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply » Fourth_Official Fourth Official Southampton are progressing on a move to bring Jay Rodriguez to the club, Nicky Maynard is also a target, they want both players #Saintsfc 20 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply Edited 13 August, 2011 by Scoobysaint Suspect link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanovski Posted 13 August, 2011 Author Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Would this be you "source"... Fourth_Official Fourth Official Regarding Southampton - that should help explain a little but the club going about it quietly #Saintsfc 20 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply » Fourth_Official Fourth Official Southampton are progressing on a move to bring Jay Rodriguez to the club, Nicky Maynard is also a target, they want both players #Saintsfc 20 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply Nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Fourth_Official Fourth Official Southampton down to 10/1 to win the Championship, got on it nice and early with the news of big signings, 2 wins out of 2 #Saintsfc Posted a couple of mins ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanovski Posted 13 August, 2011 Author Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Fourth_Official Fourth Official Southampton down to 10/1 to win the Championship, got on it nice and early with the news of big signings, 2 wins out of 2 #Saintsfc Posted a couple of mins ago. Ooooh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorpie the sinner Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 We still haven't bought anyone yet though!! hopefully next week will provide the news! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 From the game today, a 20 goal scorer at this level could come in very handy. We should have put Barnsley to bed before the end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadaSaint Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Well, two straight wins to start the season could be a powerful attractor for players choosing between several options. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 From the game today, a 20 goal scorer at this level could come in very handy. We should have put Barnsley to bed before the end! Jay Rod from Burnley mark my words! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalek2003 Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Desperately need a CB and CF. Wish we'd sorted this out earlier in the summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merrimd Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Desperately need a CB and CF. Wish we'd sorted this out earlier in the summer. Yeah, 3 games in, scored 8, conceded 2. Desperate!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cryoman1965 Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Jay Rod from Burnley mark my words! http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/sport/football/burnley_fc/news/9194043.Burnley_reject_Southampton___s___4_5m_bid_for_Rodriguez/? How much will we need to spend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Desperately need a CB and CF. Wish we'd sorted this out earlier in the summer. Even I am getting bored with you now. All it needs now is for you to do the "has Skacel signed yet" "joke" and it will be the "Perfect Storm" of knobness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InvictaSaint Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Desperately need a CB and CF. Wish we'd sorted this out earlier in the summer. Why do we 'desperately' need them? We've won 2 out of 2 and have scored 8 goals and conceded only 2 in all competitions. Honest question requiring an honest answer, as I simply can't see why we need anybody 'desperately'. Well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Doble from Saints to Bournemouth Ings from Bournemouth to Burnley Rodriguez ..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MerceSaint28 Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Great start but let's not get carried away...an injury to fonte, lallana or lambert and the season could spin on it's head. I think fonte holds that defense together, we need somebody else of quality next to him and add a top striker and we are looking really good.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorpie the sinner Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Doble from Saints to Bournemouth Ings from Bournemouth to Burnley Rodriguez ..................... mentioned on twitter! tenuous lol, but you never know!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Doble from Saints to Bournemouth Ings from Bournemouth to Burnley Rodriguez ..................... Blackpool?!? Just following the pattern haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guan 2.0 Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 You both say it's all down to other clubs, so how is it justified to say "expect two or three new signings" when nothing has been finalised? Therefore, I'd suggest people debunk this thread as usual rumours. K Billy's Supersound is Actually as close to ITK as you can get. The only person I can say 100% is in any way 'connected' to goings on at the club (not saying others aren't, just the only person I've been able to confirm it on at a personal level). If he says something is in the works, it is worth listening to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Blackpool?!? Just following the pattern haha would be Preston?...smaller neighbours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Desperately need a CB and CF. Wish we'd sorted this out earlier in the summer. Yeah, cos we're in trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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