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Stuart Dennis sacked


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If it has to be a Dennis then we need to get Mr Rofe back. I liked his out of tune singing, his baiting of away fans, his random conversations with people in the crowd and his urging of the Archers End to "suck the ball into the net".

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that new bloke is like jimmy krankee on heat....he cant stand still and shakes his head back and forward when he speaks....absolutely woeful...please dont turn up for work if you are reading this!

Bring back stuart Dennis!

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Has someone got a link to his Facebook?

 

Can't link but this is what he said:

"After pretty much 10 years of being at St Marys for 1st game of season in some capacity it'll be odd but strangely refreshing not to be there this season. Wil I miss teh Northam Stand having a pop at me? Prob not!".

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Does anyone take any notice of these people at half time? Should be a chance for the youngsters to get on the pitch and have a quick kick about, like the pen shoot outs or even a adult cross bar challenge. Lets face it no one is interested anyway, all I am interested in are the other scores in other games (Will not be the case today).

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Why do we need some bloke talking giberish at half time anyway. Bring back the RAF dog display team.

 

Apparently as part of the defence cuts the RAF's dog display team has now been replaced by a performing goldfish called Colin. For some reason the club did not see this as appropriate half time entertainment.

 

We have however put down a deposit on 'Amazing Grace' the last virgin in Portsmouth.

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Apparently as part of the defence cuts the RAF's dog display team has now been replaced by a performing goldfish called Colin. For some reason the club did not see this as appropriate half time entertainment.

 

We have however put down a deposit on 'Amazing Grace' the last virgin in Portsmouth.

 

I heard Afram Grant left a deposit on amazing Grace and she is still the last virgin in Portsmouth :)

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On a serious note, the 'presenter' should represent the public face of the club. Stuart Dennis looked like a man living on the edge of the dark side of 'something' most of the time, which probably meant he has watched us too many times; the new 'bloke' is, well,embarrasing as that public face of the club. Does the club not vet the performance of these people before hiring them to 'entertain' the fans - or is that asking too much and/or don't they really care??

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On a serious note' date=' the 'presenter' should represent the public face of the club. Stuart Dennis looked like a man living on the edge of the dark side of 'something' most of the time, which probably meant he has watched us too many times; [b']the new 'bloke' is, well,embarrasing as that public face of the club[/b]. Does the club not vet the performance of these people before hiring them to 'entertain' the fans - or is that asking too much and/or don't they really care??

 

Agreed, I reckon that they plucked somebody at random out of the crowd !

Surely they could find a local Saints supporting DJ or somebody with a bit of professional training at the very least ??

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Having given this some thought, I feel that David Frost (despite his advancing years) would be good in a Davros style wheelchair - all his own hair, famous rock steady voice and a Saints fan to boot. His famous opening catchphrase could be adapted to 'hello, good afternoon, and welcome' (for usual 3pm kick offs, evening matches no adaptation required) and at half time he could go through the keyhole of a current / former Saints stalwart on the big screen - imagine getting to see the inside of Mike Wilde's three bedroom semi in Andover, or Gerry Forrest's collection of Morris Marina Coupes.

 

Pure PR gold...

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