Stuart Dennis sacked

[Lambert7]

Gone according to his facebook.

[Leslie Charteris]

The Man on the Microphone?

[S-Clarke]

He was replaced last season by that new bald fella

[Hatch]

who

[landford.saint]

The bald fella is even worse, can we have SD back please.

[saint lard]

Mike Osman please.

[Bad Wolf]

They've all been just awful. Frankie Boyle gets my vote...

[The9]

Can't hear any of them unless you're having a p155 anyway.

[markr27]

Must say the other chap is no better than Mr Dennis. I guess it's a "you only miss it when it's gone" scenario....

[Lets B Avenue]

Wont Cortese do it himself, as he is such a publicity obsessive?

 

According to many on here.

[pilsburydoughboy]

Thank God for that.They should sign up the landlord of the Angel

[Miltonaggro]

They should get Les Dennis, cheap and passionate...

[Saint-Armstrong]

Has someone got a link to his Facebook?

[The Cat]

If it has to be a Dennis then we need to get Mr Rofe back. I liked his out of tune singing, his baiting of away fans, his random conversations with people in the crowd and his urging of the Archers End to "suck the ball into the net".

[tobes8]

that new bloke is like jimmy krankee on heat....he cant stand still and shakes his head back and forward when he speaks....absolutely woeful...please dont turn up for work if you are reading this!

Bring back stuart Dennis!

[trousers]

that new bloke is like jimmy krankee on heat....he cant stand still and shakes his head back and forward when he speaks

 

Bobby Ball?

[Nexstar]

There is a God!

[Golden Balls]

Thank fook

 

Although the bald fella is like a kids entertainer. Bring back Mike Osman or Dennis Rofe

[Lambert7]

Has someone got a link to his Facebook?

 

Can't link but this is what he said:

"After pretty much 10 years of being at St Marys for 1st game of season in some capacity it'll be odd but strangely refreshing not to be there this season. Wil I miss teh Northam Stand having a pop at me? Prob not!".

[fish fingers]

No more wavey arm man. Shame.

[Rational Rich]

Let's get Dennis Rofe back!

[Stepgar]

We need someone to gee up the croud not wind them up

[InvictaSaint]

I shall miss his voice breaking at some point during the reading of the Saints team...

[Thedelldays]

ffs, cortese sacking people again...what will this do for morale..????

[Prince Jazzbo]

Why do we need some bloke talking giberish at half time anyway. Bring back the RAF dog display team.

[Mowgli]

I think you are being a bit unfair on the new guy. He did a good job in the friendly at the end of last season interviewing players during game.

[doddisalegend]

Couldn't we just have cheerleaders? like the dallas cowboys

 

http://www.dallascowboyscheerleaders.com/#

[Lymsaint]

Why do we need some bloke talking giberish at half time anyway. Bring back the RAF dog display team.

 

Your a old-timer like me !!!!!

[LostBoys]

We want Mike Osman

[fish fingers]

We want Mike Osman

 

No we don't

[O_RLY]

Bring back Will Cope and Jimmy Case.

[Dr Who?]

Does anyone take any notice of these people at half time? Should be a chance for the youngsters to get on the pitch and have a quick kick about, like the pen shoot outs or even a adult cross bar challenge. Lets face it no one is interested anyway, all I am interested in are the other scores in other games (Will not be the case today).

[70's Mike]

We need someone to gee up the croud not wind them up

 

do the crowd need geeing up

[CFSFC]

Stuart Dennis looked like he had something up with him, weird lives in a dungeon sort and looks at things he shouldnt on the net.

[Roger]

Stuart Dennis looked like he had something up with him, weird lives in a dungeon sort and looks at things he shouldnt on the net.

 

What a nice man you are.

[CHAPEL END CHARLIE]

Why do we need some bloke talking giberish at half time anyway. Bring back the RAF dog display team.

 

Apparently as part of the defence cuts the RAF's dog display team has now been replaced by a performing goldfish called Colin. For some reason the club did not see this as appropriate half time entertainment.

 

We have however put down a deposit on 'Amazing Grace' the last virgin in Portsmouth.

[Block 5]

I always found it particularly galling that our pitch announcer, Stuart Dennis was an Exeter City fan.

[PhilippineSaint]

Apparently as part of the defence cuts the RAF's dog display team has now been replaced by a performing goldfish called Colin. For some reason the club did not see this as appropriate half time entertainment.

 

We have however put down a deposit on 'Amazing Grace' the last virgin in Portsmouth.

 

I heard Afram Grant left a deposit on amazing Grace and she is still the last virgin in Portsmouth

[RedArmy]

Stuart Dennis looked like he had something up with him, weird lives in a dungeon sort and looks at things he shouldnt on the net.

Ha ha!

[Secret Site Agent]

Bring back Will Cope and Jimmy Case.

 

+1. I miss Will going mental and Jimmy's random put downs. Also Flash, bring him back

[exit2]

that new bloke is so annoying and first thought it was Andy Parsons, the bald bloke from Mock of the week, as they sound the same or is it that all bald blokes sound that way lol

[OVER THE HILL]

Let's get Dennis Rofe back!

 

Agree with this and the pre-match music was truly awful.

[Legod Third Coming]

Cheerleaders. FFS. Cortest sort it out!

[gazd83]

I know the 'bald bloke' and am very tempted to show a link to his facebook page. But...I won't, it would be a tad cruel.

[John McGrath's Jockstrap]

On a serious note, the 'presenter' should represent the public face of the club. Stuart Dennis looked like a man living on the edge of the dark side of 'something' most of the time, which probably meant he has watched us too many times; the new 'bloke' is, well,embarrasing as that public face of the club. Does the club not vet the performance of these people before hiring them to 'entertain' the fans - or is that asking too much and/or don't they really care??

[suspect everyone]

For those calling for cheerleaders do I have remind of 'the Saintettes'? Not a looker among them, with some rivalling Radhi Jaidi in the 'massive b**tard' stakes. They used to scare the hell out of me.

[eurosaint]

On a serious note' date=' the 'presenter' should represent the public face of the club. Stuart Dennis looked like a man living on the edge of the dark side of 'something' most of the time, which probably meant he has watched us too many times; [b']the new 'bloke' is, well,embarrasing as that public face of the club[/b]. Does the club not vet the performance of these people before hiring them to 'entertain' the fans - or is that asking too much and/or don't they really care??

 

Agreed, I reckon that they plucked somebody at random out of the crowd !

Surely they could find a local Saints supporting DJ or somebody with a bit of professional training at the very least ??

[Miltonaggro]

Having given this some thought, I feel that David Frost (despite his advancing years) would be good in a Davros style wheelchair - all his own hair, famous rock steady voice and a Saints fan to boot. His famous opening catchphrase could be adapted to 'hello, good afternoon, and welcome' (for usual 3pm kick offs, evening matches no adaptation required) and at half time he could go through the keyhole of a current / former Saints stalwart on the big screen - imagine getting to see the inside of Mike Wilde's three bedroom semi in Andover, or Gerry Forrest's collection of Morris Marina Coupes.

 

Pure PR gold...