Turkish Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 (edited) 1. On a beach in Mauritius 2. In a sauna at centre parks 3. on riverside park pitch and putt. Got a hole on one there a few times whilst playing a few different courses, if you get my drift. FACT. * for our women, feel free to report the top three places you've had your slits filled up. Edited 4 August, 2011 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 1. The fanny 2. The arse 3. The earlobe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 4 August, 2011 Author Share Posted 4 August, 2011 1. The fanny 2. The arse 3. The earlobe Shut up Geoff, you're a virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 1. My Dad's bed 2. My Brother's bed 3. Your Sister's bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 The top of the N97 night bus in London. In an air raid shelter on a beach in soulac.the southwest of france. In the Jacuzzi in the 'Foxhills' hotel on the I.O.W.I pity the people that followed us straight after we left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaford Saint Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 In her bed In my bed In our bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 Inside a mosque On a speedboat On a camel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 A cave In the sea, had to stop as a group of kids got a bit to close. The top bunk in a 24 bed dorm, whilst someone was on the lower bunk. It was awkward in the morning. They weren't impressed. They left later that day. After one night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_bert Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 Church grounds Back of the motor Pub bogs Classy fella me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 The top bunk in a 24 bed dorm, whilst someone was on the lower bunk. It was awkward in the morning. They weren't impressed. They left later that day. After one night. That's boarding schools for you. Kids can be so precious sometimes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 That's boarding schools for you. Kids can be so precious sometimes! Exactly. Just put your headphones on, shut your eyes and pretend you're on a boat. Some people can be so selfish at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 playground at Mayflower park. flat roof of a mates garage during a thunder storm swimming pool at hotel in Devon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 Swingboat in River Inn garden. Beach in Florida Outdoor jacuzzi at a log cabin in a Devon holiday park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 Not sure that I understand this thread. Is it something to do with this:- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 6 August, 2011 Share Posted 6 August, 2011 1. My Dad's bed 2. My Brother's bed 3. Your Sister's bed Bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 6 August, 2011 Share Posted 6 August, 2011 mayflower park toilets in HMS Nelson train carriage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lutz Posted 6 August, 2011 Share Posted 6 August, 2011 In an air raid shelter on a beach in soulac.the southwest of france. Bloody hell you must have been desperate for a **** as those places smell of ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor in Vancouver Posted 6 August, 2011 Share Posted 6 August, 2011 Vancouver Bali Calmore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 6 August, 2011 Share Posted 6 August, 2011 Shut up Geoff, you're a virgin. That isn't even my name. But yes, I am a virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 6 August, 2011 Share Posted 6 August, 2011 Inside a mosque On a speedboat On a camel Sounds like a normal week for me in dubai ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 6 August, 2011 Share Posted 6 August, 2011 That isn't even my name. But yes, I am a virgin. You just havent met Turks yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 6 August, 2011 Share Posted 6 August, 2011 1. On a beach in Mauritius 2. In a sauna at centre parks 3. on riverside park pitch and putt. Got a hole on one there a few times whilst playing a few different courses, if you get my drift. FACT. * for our women, feel free to report the top three places you've had your slits filled up. ....incidentally, I note that none of our resident laydeez have taken up this kind and carefully worded offer. Come on girls, up your game and spill the beans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 6 August, 2011 Author Share Posted 6 August, 2011 ....incidentally, I note that none of our resident laydeez have taken up this kind and carefully worded offer. Come on girls, up your game and spill the beans I am particularly keen to hear from Saint Boggy, she seems like good fun and filth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 6 August, 2011 Share Posted 6 August, 2011 I am particularly keen to hear from Saint Boggy, she seems like good fun and filth. Youve got something there, but I had BTF in mind myself. I have a theory about her based on her former profession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 6 August, 2011 Share Posted 6 August, 2011 1) Coop Bank 2) C&G Call Centre 3) Jacuzzi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINIBARCELONASAINT Posted 6 August, 2011 Share Posted 6 August, 2011 1. Train Station 2. Football Pitch 3. The Common Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 6 August, 2011 Share Posted 6 August, 2011 In an air raid shelter on a beach in soulac.the southwest of france. I know Soulac. I have also ****ged someone there, but not in the shelters. Which shelters? How exciting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 7 August, 2011 Share Posted 7 August, 2011 Ladies toilet of the white hart in newark on trent Toilet (see a theme here?) of a singapore airlines flight en route to hong kong Her flat. Not unusual in itself, but it was during her uncles funeral. Weirdest thing ever, she was in floods of tears, really badly upset, but she dragged me out of the service and back to her place nearby and demanded a portion, which I supplied while she continued sobbing. Then returned to the church. Still havent worked that one out, wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 7 August, 2011 Share Posted 7 August, 2011 1. Fanny 2. Bum 3. Mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 7 August, 2011 Share Posted 7 August, 2011 On a camel Seriously, how does that even work! Was it a 1 hump camel or a 2 hump camel? Was the camel sat down or stood up? Did the camel seem to enjoy the experience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 7 August, 2011 Share Posted 7 August, 2011 Seriously, how does that even work! Was it a 1 hump camel or a 2 hump camel? Was the camel sat down or stood up? Did the camel seem to enjoy the experience? He was referring to the cigarette, not the animal. He smoked it afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 8 August, 2011 Share Posted 8 August, 2011 He was referring to the cigarette, not the animal. He smoked it afterwards. Or it may have been a Sopwith Camel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 8 August, 2011 Share Posted 8 August, 2011 Seriously, how does that even work! Was it a 1 hump camel or a 2 hump camel? Was the camel sat down or stood up? Did the camel seem to enjoy the experience? he probably bonked the camel - epic fail in the knowledge of exactly what a camel toe is !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 8 August, 2011 Share Posted 8 August, 2011 he probably bonked the camel - epic fail in the knowledge of exactly what a camel toe is !! Theres a joke about a camel that ends with the punchline "no sir, they ride the camel to the brothel in town." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 8 August, 2011 Share Posted 8 August, 2011 1. A field overlooking the M25 near junction 15 2. A stinking fishing boat in San Antonio, Ibiza 3. A wooden toy train in a kids playground in the shadow of the Eiffel Tower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 9 August, 2011 Share Posted 9 August, 2011 1. In prison 2. In a confessional 3. On a scouting trip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 9 August, 2011 Share Posted 9 August, 2011 1. Fanny 2. Bum 3. Mouth Did you snog her afterwards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 9 August, 2011 Share Posted 9 August, 2011 1. On a beach in Dubai. Risky. 2. In a broken down castle in Kent while watching shooting stars. 3. In a car in the New Forest while ponies gathered around outside the window. I nailed them after of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ringwood Posted 9 August, 2011 Share Posted 9 August, 2011 1. St Mary's 2. Swimming pool in Florida 3. On a train to meet my then gf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 9 August, 2011 Share Posted 9 August, 2011 1. Train Station 2. Football Pitch 3. The Common you are sooo still a virgin minib! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stockportsaint Posted 9 August, 2011 Share Posted 9 August, 2011 Ladies toilet of the white hart in newark on trent Toilet (see a theme here?) of a singapore airlines flight en route to hong kong Her flat. Not unusual in itself, but it was during her uncles funeral. Weirdest thing ever, she was in floods of tears, really badly upset, but she dragged me out of the service and back to her place nearby and demanded a portion, which I supplied while she continued sobbing. Then returned to the church. Still havent worked that one out, wtf? Quite simple really. When someone close to us dies, we feel a biological urge to reproduce in order to top the population numbers back up again. A quick google of "funeral sex" found this: http://www.viralclip.com/videos/1043/ - very funny, particularly as it's played completely straight. See also the Scrubs episode where J.D. gets jiggy with The Coma Wife (Amy Smart from Road Trip): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted 9 August, 2011 Share Posted 9 August, 2011 1. Flemming Avenue Baddesley outside Chunky Chip Shop. 2. Segensworth industrial estate. 3. The Southampton Arms in Andover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 9 August, 2011 Share Posted 9 August, 2011 1. Flemming Avenue Baddesley outside Chunky Chip Shop. 2. Segensworth industrial estate. 3. The Southampton Arms in Andover.(Presumably in the bogs?) Denzil you little charmer - you take your girls to the nicest places Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 9 August, 2011 Share Posted 9 August, 2011 1. Flemming Avenue Baddesley outside Chunky Chip Shop. 2. Segensworth industrial estate. 3. The Southampton Arms in Andover. I'm calling you Casanova from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 9 August, 2011 Share Posted 9 August, 2011 1. Flemming Avenue Baddesley outside Chunky Chip Shop. 2. Segensworth industrial estate. 3. The Southampton Arms in Andover. I used to work there. Not in a prostitution capacity, I might add. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 10 August, 2011 Share Posted 10 August, 2011 1. Fanny 2. Bum 3. Mouth This question came up at a drunken neighbours Bar B Q, I jokingly said on the massive trampoline in their garden while they were out, a couple of others came up with a few stunners round town. Then this slightly vacuous woman blurts out "Up the Bum!!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted 11 August, 2011 Share Posted 11 August, 2011 Can't think of anywhere too out of the ordinary, but i did finger a bird at work once, whilst she was answering the phone. And i had a bird once whose old man really didn't like me and made it quite plain. We went to stay at her parents place one Xmas and i persuaded her to give me a festive nosh in the old mans study whilst the parents were downstairs, which ended up with me monking all over his desk and keyboard. Merry Facking Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 August, 2011 Share Posted 11 August, 2011 I used to work there. Not in a prostitution capacity, I might add. So did I... See 2) in my list :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 11 August, 2011 Author Share Posted 11 August, 2011 Layby on the A34 was pretty decent as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted 11 August, 2011 Share Posted 11 August, 2011 I used to work there. Not in a prostitution capacity, I might add. I used to work there aswell. When I was on nights I was smashing one of the girls from the production line. When it was quiet I used to whisk her off in my motor to a quiet corner of the industrial estate and have my wicked way with her. I was getting paid for it aswell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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