Big_Bald_Si Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 As it says on the tin. I did during our 6-3 against Man Utd. (sorry, bored at work, and thought this might be a nice alternative to speculating about players ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish fingers Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 (edited) Only at SMS. Away changing rooms. Edited 4 August, 2011 by fish fingers to eager to tell people i'd had a dump at St Marys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecuk268 Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 We were playing Notts Forest and I missed a goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 No, absolutely not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 (edited) "Anyone ever take a dump at the Dell" ? Why not include St Mary's ? You are leaving out a whole new generation here ! Great thread BTW :) Edited 4 August, 2011 by eurosaint Typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Bald_Si Posted 4 August, 2011 Author Share Posted 4 August, 2011 "Anyone ever take a dump at the Dell" ? Why not include St Mary's ? You are leaving out a whole new generation here ! Great thread BTW :) Hmm - perhaps that's a potential new thread, possibly with a poll to rate your experience..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimond Geezer Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 My god absolutely not. There is no way I would put my delicate white a rse on one of those p iss drenched seats. Especially when you factor in the lack of locking device on the door, or more worringly no paper & having to resort to using my (glossy) programme to wipe with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 I went for a dump at the Dell on the way back from St Mary's. Do I win a prize? Got caught out walking home after a match and dropped a load in the flower bed in front of the flats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cestrian Saint Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 Yes. It was a damp midweek game against Luton Town. I remember seeing 'Inside Crew' Graffitti on the wall of the loo and was slightly worried that it was a reference to bum love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry the Badger Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 I had to go for one at wembley 10 mins before kick off. Not one of the nicest experiences of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 This has given me an idea for a thread. See you all in The Muppet Show... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc oli Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 My brother vomited in the Junior Saints section during Villa at home in 1994- had to walk him around the pitch to the first aid centre and he missed MLTs last minute free kick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golac's Iron Gonads Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 I didn't like taking a **** there, let alone lay a pipe. I'll ask my dad though, it's highly likely he has a tale. He once blocked the loos in the San Siro, and he still uses that stadium's name as a euphemism when he needs to unload. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 We were playing Notts Forest and I missed a goal. Must have been in the cubicle next door I did the self same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 I got caught with a stomach ache at Charlton away last season and had no choice. Those portacabins after the half time rush, were on par with the toilets in trainspotting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 No but I got my feet wet late 60s early 70s in the toilet Milton End West Stand corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGF Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 I remember coming back from the Charity Cup match in 1976, for some reason the coach driver would not stop at a service station and my ex wife was dying for a pee. She had to wait until we got back to the Inner Avenue where we got off the coach and as we walked towards Howard Road where we lived she then pee'd down herself, unusual for women its normally men who do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 Must have been in the cubicle next door I did the self same thing Just for the sake of completeness. Having heard the crowd I leapt up, hastily zipped up and felt a pain beyond which I have never felt before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 We were playing Notts Forest and I missed a goal. Metaphorically? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sainthomer Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 I puked up everywhere but the troughs in the Milton end against palace in the cup 1992. Ended up in hospital that night and we lost!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 No - still recovering from the trauma last season of seeing one of our lot, wasted and obviously out cold, lying on the floor of the steaming, p i$$ -filled toilets at Notts county. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitySaint Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 I had 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somewhere In Northam Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 had a crap at wembley but never sms or the dell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 My brother vomited in the Junior Saints section during Villa at home in 1994- had to walk him around the pitch to the first aid centre and he missed MLTs last minute free kick Isnt that when the villa fans pulled our goal down after final whistle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simondo Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 Lol best post ever!!!!! EVER!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 Lol best post ever!!!!! EVER!!!!!! eh, what mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 More times than I can remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St_Tel49 Posted 4 August, 2011 Share Posted 4 August, 2011 Hmm - perhaps that's a potential new thread, possibly with a poll to rate your experience..... Surely there is only one possible response - cr@p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 No - still recovering from the trauma last season of seeing one of our lot, wasted and obviously out cold, lying on the floor of the steaming, p i$$ -filled toilets at Notts county. I did tell him to give it 5 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svetigpung Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 My god absolutely not. There is no way I would put my delicate white a rse on one of those p iss drenched seats. Especially when you factor in the lack of locking device on the door, or more worringly no paper & having to resort to using my (glossy) programme to wipe with. nice one BTW did you take your programme to the bogs hoping to have a casual read through while on the job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petersfield Saint Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 I didn't like taking a **** there' date=' let alone lay a pipe. I'll ask my dad though, it's highly likely he has a tale. He once blocked the loos in the San Siro, and he still uses that stadium's name as a euphemism when he needs to unload.[/quote'] Thread of the week!! Agree with the above; even just having a wee could be a life-threatening experience there! Still loved the old place though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Bald_Si Posted 5 August, 2011 Author Share Posted 5 August, 2011 Thread of the week!! Agree with the above; even just having a wee could be a life-threatening experience there! Still loved the old place though! Many thanks Thought it offered something "a little different" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eharty9 Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 Only at SMS. Away changing rooms. haha home changing room top that half time in my cup final ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 The bogs at the Dell were horrendous. I don't think I saw any new toilet paper in them since the 1980s. I remember going into the bogs on a saturday afternoon years ago at the Dell where there had been torrential rain all morning and the whole toilets were under about 2 feet of diluted urine with floating turds on top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry the Badger Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 The bogs at the Dell were horrendous. I don't think I saw any new toilet paper in them since the 1980s. I remember going into the bogs on a saturday afternoon years ago at the Dell where there had been torrential rain all morning and the whole toilets were under about 2 feet of diluted urine with floating turds on top Spooky. I think that's Portsmouth's new marketing tag line... "Visit Historic Portsmouth - About 2 feet of diluted urine with floating turds on top" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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