Big_Bald_Si Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 As it says on the tin. I did during our 6-3 against Man Utd. (sorry, bored at work, and thought this might be a nice alternative to speculating about players )
fish fingers Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 (edited) Only at SMS. Away changing rooms. Edited 4 August, 2011 by fish fingers to eager to tell people i'd had a dump at St Marys
ecuk268 Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 We were playing Notts Forest and I missed a goal.
eurosaint Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 (edited) "Anyone ever take a dump at the Dell" ? Why not include St Mary's ? You are leaving out a whole new generation here ! Great thread BTW :) Edited 4 August, 2011 by eurosaint Typo
Big_Bald_Si Posted 4 August, 2011 Author Posted 4 August, 2011 "Anyone ever take a dump at the Dell" ? Why not include St Mary's ? You are leaving out a whole new generation here ! Great thread BTW :) Hmm - perhaps that's a potential new thread, possibly with a poll to rate your experience.....
Dimond Geezer Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 My god absolutely not. There is no way I would put my delicate white a rse on one of those p iss drenched seats. Especially when you factor in the lack of locking device on the door, or more worringly no paper & having to resort to using my (glossy) programme to wipe with.
Lighthouse Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 I went for a dump at the Dell on the way back from St Mary's. Do I win a prize? Got caught out walking home after a match and dropped a load in the flower bed in front of the flats.
Cestrian Saint Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 Yes. It was a damp midweek game against Luton Town. I remember seeing 'Inside Crew' Graffitti on the wall of the loo and was slightly worried that it was a reference to bum love.
Barry the Badger Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 I had to go for one at wembley 10 mins before kick off. Not one of the nicest experiences of my life.
This Charming Man Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 This has given me an idea for a thread. See you all in The Muppet Show...
doc oli Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 My brother vomited in the Junior Saints section during Villa at home in 1994- had to walk him around the pitch to the first aid centre and he missed MLTs last minute free kick
Golac's Iron Gonads Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 I didn't like taking a **** there, let alone lay a pipe. I'll ask my dad though, it's highly likely he has a tale. He once blocked the loos in the San Siro, and he still uses that stadium's name as a euphemism when he needs to unload.
sussexsaint Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 We were playing Notts Forest and I missed a goal. Must have been in the cubicle next door I did the self same thing
Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 I got caught with a stomach ache at Charlton away last season and had no choice. Those portacabins after the half time rush, were on par with the toilets in trainspotting.
Toomer Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 No but I got my feet wet late 60s early 70s in the toilet Milton End West Stand corner.
BGF Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 I remember coming back from the Charity Cup match in 1976, for some reason the coach driver would not stop at a service station and my ex wife was dying for a pee. She had to wait until we got back to the Inner Avenue where we got off the coach and as we walked towards Howard Road where we lived she then pee'd down herself, unusual for women its normally men who do that.
sussexsaint Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 Must have been in the cubicle next door I did the self same thing Just for the sake of completeness. Having heard the crowd I leapt up, hastily zipped up and felt a pain beyond which I have never felt before.
jawillwill Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 We were playing Notts Forest and I missed a goal. Metaphorically?
sainthomer Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 I puked up everywhere but the troughs in the Milton end against palace in the cup 1992. Ended up in hospital that night and we lost!!!
shurlock Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 No - still recovering from the trauma last season of seeing one of our lot, wasted and obviously out cold, lying on the floor of the steaming, p i$$ -filled toilets at Notts county.
Somewhere In Northam Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 had a crap at wembley but never sms or the dell
Jonnyboy Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 My brother vomited in the Junior Saints section during Villa at home in 1994- had to walk him around the pitch to the first aid centre and he missed MLTs last minute free kick Isnt that when the villa fans pulled our goal down after final whistle?
Jonnyboy Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 Lol best post ever!!!!! EVER!!!!!! eh, what mine?
St_Tel49 Posted 4 August, 2011 Posted 4 August, 2011 Hmm - perhaps that's a potential new thread, possibly with a poll to rate your experience..... Surely there is only one possible response - cr@p
Lighthouse Posted 5 August, 2011 Posted 5 August, 2011 No - still recovering from the trauma last season of seeing one of our lot, wasted and obviously out cold, lying on the floor of the steaming, p i$$ -filled toilets at Notts county. I did tell him to give it 5 minutes.
svetigpung Posted 5 August, 2011 Posted 5 August, 2011 My god absolutely not. There is no way I would put my delicate white a rse on one of those p iss drenched seats. Especially when you factor in the lack of locking device on the door, or more worringly no paper & having to resort to using my (glossy) programme to wipe with. nice one BTW did you take your programme to the bogs hoping to have a casual read through while on the job?
Petersfield Saint Posted 5 August, 2011 Posted 5 August, 2011 I didn't like taking a **** there' date=' let alone lay a pipe. I'll ask my dad though, it's highly likely he has a tale. He once blocked the loos in the San Siro, and he still uses that stadium's name as a euphemism when he needs to unload.[/quote'] Thread of the week!! Agree with the above; even just having a wee could be a life-threatening experience there! Still loved the old place though!
Big_Bald_Si Posted 5 August, 2011 Author Posted 5 August, 2011 Thread of the week!! Agree with the above; even just having a wee could be a life-threatening experience there! Still loved the old place though! Many thanks Thought it offered something "a little different"
eharty9 Posted 5 August, 2011 Posted 5 August, 2011 Only at SMS. Away changing rooms. haha home changing room top that half time in my cup final ha!
JackFrost Posted 5 August, 2011 Posted 5 August, 2011 The bogs at the Dell were horrendous. I don't think I saw any new toilet paper in them since the 1980s. I remember going into the bogs on a saturday afternoon years ago at the Dell where there had been torrential rain all morning and the whole toilets were under about 2 feet of diluted urine with floating turds on top
Barry the Badger Posted 5 August, 2011 Posted 5 August, 2011 The bogs at the Dell were horrendous. I don't think I saw any new toilet paper in them since the 1980s. I remember going into the bogs on a saturday afternoon years ago at the Dell where there had been torrential rain all morning and the whole toilets were under about 2 feet of diluted urine with floating turds on top Spooky. I think that's Portsmouth's new marketing tag line... "Visit Historic Portsmouth - About 2 feet of diluted urine with floating turds on top"
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