saint_stevo Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 And give yourself some advice.....What would it be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 The blonde one wont put out. Her mate will. And dont bother turning up for that A-level tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpb Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 Be patient, you only have three years to wait before you are 21 and can do what you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 Buy cheap houses and lots of them.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaMarlin Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Don't walk out on Milly Olde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 If it moves **** it. If it doesn't move **** it anyway, it might move later. Do not smoke that cigarette. It will damage your health. Do not sign that HP agreement. It will damage your wealth. Join a pension scheme. Lol. Never volunteer to be a union rep, it will damage your health. Do not marry a six foot tall woman, you will resemble an elf. (first Mrs h was the spitting image of Big Bird. Trust no-one. Listen to your Mum. Listen to your Dad. Learn to play the guitar (or harmonica). Do not get drunk, climb the flagpole and steal the flag from Deal pier, it was put there to ward off johnny foreigner as a first line of defence. The guilt will cause you many sleepless nights and johnny foreigner will one day steal everyone's jobs. I would basically give myself 'a good talking to'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Don't be one of the herd - be an individual and be proud of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aintforever Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Don't listen to your college careers advisor. If they knew anything about careers they would have a decent job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Don't find an excuse not to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 play golf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefunkygibbons Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Don't put on weight, you will never shift it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Drink several pints of water before you go to bed tonight...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Relax a bit, and have a bit more confidence. Things will be a lot more enjoyable that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Don't go into 'that' tackle, it will ruin playing football forever Don't let her move in. Stay single longer Don't go to Reflex on your 21st bday Put all your money on a bet for Pompey to win the FA Cup in 2008. It will soften the blow. In fact, put some on the Saints relegations too....and promotions. And make a note of the following numbers for the Euromillions 12 13 23 40 49 - 7 10 to be the only winner of £161,000,000.00 To be honest. My 18th was only 5 and a half years ago. I don't really have any real regrets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlehead Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Don't be one of the herd - be an individual and be proud of that. Never thought I would see bridge to fart finally admitting to regretting being in the Labour herd for the last 60 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Fat chicks give fantastic blowjobs. It's worth the trade-off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minsk Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 I spent my 18th birthday in a Gale force 10 in the North Sea However, some advice i would give myself would be: Don't smoke Invest in property Don't get married young Visit Belarus as soon as you can, and definitely whilst still single!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 I'd just show him a picture of my kids and say "dont change anything, it'll work out awesomely" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Don't tell the landlord of the village pub you've been drinking in for 3 years that it's your 18th birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Don't tell the landlord of the village pub you've been drinking in for 3 years that it's your 18th birthday. I did a very similar thing last year, exclaiming HAPPY 18TH! as one of my friends walked in the door of our local. We'd been drinking there for 2 years before that. Luckily though, they didn't seem to give a f*ck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 I did a very similar thing last year, exclaiming HAPPY 18TH! as one of my friends walked in the door of our local. We'd been drinking there for 2 years before that. Luckily though, they didn't seem to give a f*ck! Were all the lights out, the buffet prepared, all the family gathered silently as the door opened, the lights came on, and you made your exclamation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Try to enjoy life a bit more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Were all the lights out, the buffet prepared, all the family gathered silently as the door opened, the lights came on, and you made your exclamation? No, we only had jelly and ice-cream, no buffet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Don't tell the landlord of the village pub you've been drinking in for 3 years that it's your 18th birthday. Well, I had my 18th birthday party, with buffet, a few hundred quid behind the bar for my mates etc IN the local pub in Colden Common. The landlord knew.... as for the locals... they just assumed it was my 21st. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Never thought I would see bridge to fart finally admitting to regretting being in the Labour herd for the last 60 years. And I never, ever thought I'd see Prattlehead post a sarcastic comment either. Being in the Labour Party for the past 40 years (with a short break) is most definitely not being part of the herd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyNorthernSaints Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Don't go the pub you have been drinking in for two years previously on your 18th birthday with an old school mate who asks the landlord to buy me a pint as it's my 18th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 relax more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Lead, don't follow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Don't open fire until they are right up close Don't move up north Don't order the prawn cocktail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambosa75 Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Dont hack the plaster cast off on your ankle with the bread knife just so you can go out. It's a Monday night FFS. Town will be dead and you have a broken ankle. The NHS will refuse to replace the cast tomorrow and you will go on to have a bad ankle for the rest of your life because you didn't let it heal properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 dont go into the careers office in southampton...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Put every spare penny you can find aside and buy shares in Microsoft & Apple the first chance you can. Then mortgage your parents house & buy even more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolution saint Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Do away with the grandparents before they have a chance to fritter it away on luxuries like care homes. I don't care if they did fight a war for us - they're still selfish b*stards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Cap Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Don't know about you lot, but I have no doubt 18-year-old me would listen carefully to Future Me, nod earnestly throughout, assure FM that he'd taken it all on board, and then go on to make the exact same mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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