RonManager Posted 1 August, 2011 Posted 1 August, 2011 Just had a bourbon biscuit break in twain whilst dunking into my damn fine coffee (FA CUP Winners 1976 autographed mug). I'm suited up and I'm going in after it.
saintscottofthenortham Posted 1 August, 2011 Posted 1 August, 2011 It's been 8 minutes. Anyone else worried about OP?
Colinjb Posted 1 August, 2011 Posted 1 August, 2011 It's been 8 minutes. Anyone else worried about OP? Nah, he'll be fine. He's 'suited.'
Ohio Saint Posted 1 August, 2011 Posted 1 August, 2011 I think he might be suffering from the benders
dubai_phil Posted 1 August, 2011 Posted 1 August, 2011 In other news, this season is gonna rock. EricofArabia bought soon to be Mrs D_P a Saints Garden Gnome. We went away for a week & he had moved from the pride of place on the sideboard to be found sitting on my bar. Mrs D_P loves him way too much to let him loose in the garden in mid summer here but was seriously shocked to find that Garden Gnomes know where the booze is hidden & that gnomes have a propensity to move around when you are not looking.
Saint-scooby Posted 1 August, 2011 Posted 1 August, 2011 Playing soggy biscuit at that age takes a long time !
saintscottofthenortham Posted 1 August, 2011 Posted 1 August, 2011 In other news, this season is gonna rock. EricofArabia bought soon to be Mrs D_P a Saints Garden Gnome. We went away for a week & he had moved from the pride of place on the sideboard to be found sitting on my bar. Mrs D_P loves him way too much to let him loose in the garden in mid summer here but was seriously shocked to find that Garden Gnomes know where the booze is hidden & that gnomes have a propensity to move around when you are not looking. Cool Story Bro.
RonManager Posted 1 August, 2011 Author Posted 1 August, 2011 Have encountered the 'Coffee Folk' . They are regailing me with 'Tales of the Bean'. The bourbon remains are nowhere to be seen. Intriguing. Mission Control tells me some shameless ex-pat self publicist has tried to infiltrate the thread. sort him out someone please.
saintscottofthenortham Posted 1 August, 2011 Posted 1 August, 2011 I'm going deeper. Ron... Are you sure about this?
Griffo Posted 1 August, 2011 Posted 1 August, 2011 Soggy Biscuit "A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit. Whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit."
Thedelldays Posted 1 August, 2011 Posted 1 August, 2011 I think we are witnessing some sort of breakdown in Rons life
Master Bates Posted 1 August, 2011 Posted 1 August, 2011 Soggy Biscuit "A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit. Whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit." I like playing this game, I only ever play it on my own though.
RonManager Posted 1 August, 2011 Author Posted 1 August, 2011 Reached the bottom. You can forget all that ****** about the Titanic breaking in two.
Thedelldays Posted 1 August, 2011 Posted 1 August, 2011 this is like a train spotting moment when he goes down the loo........
JRM Posted 1 August, 2011 Posted 1 August, 2011 Soggy Biscuit "A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit. Whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit." i've heard this is the entertainment of choice on the skates travel club.
RonManager Posted 1 August, 2011 Author Posted 1 August, 2011 Visibility poor, but a single eye blinks at me in the murky distance and beckons me towards it. How can I resist?
Fowllyd Posted 1 August, 2011 Posted 1 August, 2011 Visibility poor, but a single eye blinks at me in the murky distance and beckons me towards it. How can I resist? You are truly fearless, Ron. I think I can speak for the whole forum when I say how deeply you are admired and respected. Good luck old chap, good luck.
Saint Fan CaM Posted 1 August, 2011 Posted 1 August, 2011 i've heard this is the entertainment of choice on the skates travel club. I've heard this too, but the upshot is that the sister gets the biscuit. True story.
Saint Fan CaM Posted 1 August, 2011 Posted 1 August, 2011 Visibility poor, but a single eye blinks at me in the murky distance and beckons me towards it. How can I resist? Ron no STOP! Don't be fooled by the one eyed snake trick....there's no going back (so I've heard).
Fan The Flames Posted 2 August, 2011 Posted 2 August, 2011 I fear the worst.... It was only a matter of time, he's gone over to the other side, last seen getting friendly with a skate and ringing a bell with SpongerJohn Westpants.
Scudamore Posted 2 August, 2011 Posted 2 August, 2011 this is like a train spotting moment when he goes down the loo........ Can't say I've ever user a bourbon as a suppository...
Panda Posted 2 August, 2011 Posted 2 August, 2011 Well, I have to say I have read some rubbish on this site but this just about takes the biscuit!
Big Bad Bob Posted 2 August, 2011 Posted 2 August, 2011 I'm more concered that Dubai's nickname for his wife is Mrs DP??
Toomer Posted 2 August, 2011 Posted 2 August, 2011 Did Ron come through the night or come back with a custard cream?
sussexsaint Posted 2 August, 2011 Posted 2 August, 2011 Reached the bottom. You can forget all that ****** about the Titanic breaking in two. It was made of Bourbons - FFS yet another thing they ****ed up in that s*itty movie Mrs DP lol
Wycombe Saint Posted 2 August, 2011 Posted 2 August, 2011 An early contender for "best thread of the season!" I love bourbons, and it sounds so funny when you say it out loud. (My boss has just walked in on me saying bourbon over and over again!)
dubai_phil Posted 2 August, 2011 Posted 2 August, 2011 I'm more concered that Dubai's nickname for his wife is Mrs DP?? Well in truth she is "Soon to become Mrs D_P" but that just takes too long to type. Of course after that, she will become like all women everywhere "She who must be obeyed" meanwhile back on topic, discovered Borders Fresh Cream & Strawberry Shortbread biscuits in Tesco's during our summer hols. I tested one out just now in my 1976 Saints Cup Final Souvenir Beer Mug which I filled with Tea. The dried Stawberries seemed to expand making them much easier to pull out with a desert spoon. It certainly seemed to take a while to fall apart, much longer than the Rich Tea I tried just after but as I don't have any Bourbons in stock (hate Jim bean), I cannot say whether this would have helped Ron's rescue mission
Minsk Posted 2 August, 2011 Posted 2 August, 2011 I'm more concered that Dubai's nickname for his wife is Mrs DP?? Now we know what Phil and Eric do for their half-time entertainment.
Bakovnetski Posted 2 August, 2011 Posted 2 August, 2011 Just had a bourbon biscuit break in twain whilst dunking into my damn fine coffee (FA CUP Winners 1976 autographed mug). I'm suited up and I'm going in after it. Obvious Twin Peaks fan Ron. Did the Log Lady give you wood?
gjphilsaint Posted 2 August, 2011 Posted 2 August, 2011 Rea Tea - non dunkable (see peter kay... a la Rich tea v Hobb Nobbs debate). back to Bourbons.. surely the "sandwich" aspect should make them far more dunkable... so suprised it let you down. How long did you dunk for.. does anyone know if there is an optimum dunking time?
Giordano Posted 2 August, 2011 Posted 2 August, 2011 Entering my local is like joining the set of Twin Peaks too.
hughieslastminutegoal Posted 2 August, 2011 Posted 2 August, 2011 (edited) Just had a bourbon biscuit break in twain whilst dunking into my damn fine coffee (FA CUP Winners 1976 autographed mug). I'm suited up and I'm going in after it. I heard a Rolling Stone broke a bourbon buscuit in Shania Twain. She wasn't partial to Mars Bars apparently. One for the oldies. Added: That's what she thought was "going French" Edited 2 August, 2011 by hughieslastminutegoal
bender Posted 3 August, 2011 Posted 3 August, 2011 I think he might be suffering from the benders Dont bring me into this.
Hatch Posted 3 August, 2011 Posted 3 August, 2011 This is getting critical now. Someone needs to phone someone.
RonManager Posted 14 August, 2011 Author Posted 14 August, 2011 Cold..............so very...................very..........................cold.....
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