RonManager Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 Just had a bourbon biscuit break in twain whilst dunking into my damn fine coffee (FA CUP Winners 1976 autographed mug). I'm suited up and I'm going in after it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 I am eagerly awaiting updates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_TOAST Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 cool thread bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 It's been 8 minutes. Anyone else worried about OP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 It's been 8 minutes. Anyone else worried about OP? Nah, he'll be fine. He's 'suited.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 RIP Ron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 I think he might be suffering from the benders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 In other news, this season is gonna rock. EricofArabia bought soon to be Mrs D_P a Saints Garden Gnome. We went away for a week & he had moved from the pride of place on the sideboard to be found sitting on my bar. Mrs D_P loves him way too much to let him loose in the garden in mid summer here but was seriously shocked to find that Garden Gnomes know where the booze is hidden & that gnomes have a propensity to move around when you are not looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 Playing soggy biscuit at that age takes a long time ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 In other news, this season is gonna rock. EricofArabia bought soon to be Mrs D_P a Saints Garden Gnome. We went away for a week & he had moved from the pride of place on the sideboard to be found sitting on my bar. Mrs D_P loves him way too much to let him loose in the garden in mid summer here but was seriously shocked to find that Garden Gnomes know where the booze is hidden & that gnomes have a propensity to move around when you are not looking. Cool Story Bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 ffs, biscuit out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 Can you dip a Bourbon biscuit in Bourbon safely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 ron has "gone" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 1 August, 2011 Author Share Posted 1 August, 2011 Have encountered the 'Coffee Folk' . They are regailing me with 'Tales of the Bean'. The bourbon remains are nowhere to be seen. Intriguing. Mission Control tells me some shameless ex-pat self publicist has tried to infiltrate the thread. sort him out someone please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 Ron mate, you need to lay off the glue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 1 August, 2011 Author Share Posted 1 August, 2011 I'm going deeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 I'm going deeper. Careful chap. Be brave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 1 August, 2011 Author Share Posted 1 August, 2011 Careful chap. Be brave. Check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 I'm going deeper. Ron... Are you sure about this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 Is this an omen for our season ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 Soggy Biscuit "A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit. Whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 I think we are witnessing some sort of breakdown in Rons life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 Soggy Biscuit "A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit. Whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit." I like playing this game, I only ever play it on my own though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 1 August, 2011 Author Share Posted 1 August, 2011 Reached the bottom. You can forget all that ****** about the Titanic breaking in two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Jeweller Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 are there any more in the biscuit tin??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 this is like a train spotting moment when he goes down the loo........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRM Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 Soggy Biscuit "A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit. Whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit." i've heard this is the entertainment of choice on the skates travel club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 1 August, 2011 Author Share Posted 1 August, 2011 Visibility poor, but a single eye blinks at me in the murky distance and beckons me towards it. How can I resist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 Visibility poor, but a single eye blinks at me in the murky distance and beckons me towards it. How can I resist? You are truly fearless, Ron. I think I can speak for the whole forum when I say how deeply you are admired and respected. Good luck old chap, good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintfully Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 Bon voyage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Fan CaM Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 i've heard this is the entertainment of choice on the skates travel club. I've heard this too, but the upshot is that the sister gets the biscuit. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Fan CaM Posted 1 August, 2011 Share Posted 1 August, 2011 Visibility poor, but a single eye blinks at me in the murky distance and beckons me towards it. How can I resist? Ron no STOP! Don't be fooled by the one eyed snake trick....there's no going back (so I've heard). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 I fear the worst.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 I fear the worst.... It was only a matter of time, he's gone over to the other side, last seen getting friendly with a skate and ringing a bell with SpongerJohn Westpants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 this is like a train spotting moment when he goes down the loo........ Can't say I've ever user a bourbon as a suppository... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Well, I have to say I have read some rubbish on this site but this just about takes the biscuit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
del boy Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 crumbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 I'm more concered that Dubai's nickname for his wife is Mrs DP?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Did Ron come through the night or come back with a custard cream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Reached the bottom. You can forget all that ****** about the Titanic breaking in two. It was made of Bourbons - FFS yet another thing they ****ed up in that s*itty movie Mrs DP lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wycombe Saint Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 An early contender for "best thread of the season!" I love bourbons, and it sounds so funny when you say it out loud. (My boss has just walked in on me saying bourbon over and over again!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 I'm more concered that Dubai's nickname for his wife is Mrs DP?? Well in truth she is "Soon to become Mrs D_P" but that just takes too long to type. Of course after that, she will become like all women everywhere "She who must be obeyed" meanwhile back on topic, discovered Borders Fresh Cream & Strawberry Shortbread biscuits in Tesco's during our summer hols. I tested one out just now in my 1976 Saints Cup Final Souvenir Beer Mug which I filled with Tea. The dried Stawberries seemed to expand making them much easier to pull out with a desert spoon. It certainly seemed to take a while to fall apart, much longer than the Rich Tea I tried just after but as I don't have any Bourbons in stock (hate Jim bean), I cannot say whether this would have helped Ron's rescue mission Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minsk Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 I'm more concered that Dubai's nickname for his wife is Mrs DP?? Now we know what Phil and Eric do for their half-time entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakovnetski Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Just had a bourbon biscuit break in twain whilst dunking into my damn fine coffee (FA CUP Winners 1976 autographed mug). I'm suited up and I'm going in after it. Obvious Twin Peaks fan Ron. Did the Log Lady give you wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjphilsaint Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Rea Tea - non dunkable (see peter kay... a la Rich tea v Hobb Nobbs debate). back to Bourbons.. surely the "sandwich" aspect should make them far more dunkable... so suprised it let you down. How long did you dunk for.. does anyone know if there is an optimum dunking time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 Entering my local is like joining the set of Twin Peaks too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughieslastminutegoal Posted 2 August, 2011 Share Posted 2 August, 2011 (edited) Just had a bourbon biscuit break in twain whilst dunking into my damn fine coffee (FA CUP Winners 1976 autographed mug). I'm suited up and I'm going in after it. I heard a Rolling Stone broke a bourbon buscuit in Shania Twain. She wasn't partial to Mars Bars apparently. One for the oldies. Added: That's what she thought was "going French" Edited 2 August, 2011 by hughieslastminutegoal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bender Posted 3 August, 2011 Share Posted 3 August, 2011 I think he might be suffering from the benders Dont bring me into this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 August, 2011 Share Posted 3 August, 2011 This is getting critical now. Someone needs to phone someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 14 August, 2011 Author Share Posted 14 August, 2011 Cold..............so very...................very..........................cold..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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