saint boggy Posted 31 July, 2011 Share Posted 31 July, 2011 my best mate married a complete shyster when she was only 17, he cheated on her,pushed her down stairs and beat her black and blue. She left,went back to her Dad's and after a couple of years he came back on the scene ,professing to have changed. My mate, not wanting to be a nother divorce statistic, gave him another chance. This guy had no job, was living in a hostel and had alcohol problems, still she thought she'd give him the benefit of the doubt. She bought an old convertible VW Beetle so that they could meet up and go out .He told her to put the car in his name,as she couldn't drive and it would be "easier on the insurance". After a few weeks my mate found out the w**ker was cheating on her again.She ended it but he wouldn't return the car as it was "his"!!!.....so we took the only option that was left available to us.........one night we went to where he was living, poured brake fluid over the paintwork(which sadly didn't have much effect,so i wouldn't recommend that) , i pierced the sidewalls of every one of the tyres with a dart,as these punctures can't be repaired and i watched as my mate took GREAT pleasure in ripping a ruddy great hole in the canvas roof.......if he wasn't gonna give her the car back then there was no way in hell that we were gonna let him drive around in it!!!........my mate took a large section of the canvas, i then took it home and used it to re-upholster a pushbike saddle, which we then put in a box and sent to him by post!!........ that felt bloody great,i must admit!!!!....I'm not normally a vengeful b*tch but that pr*ck sooooo deserved everything he got!.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 31 July, 2011 Share Posted 31 July, 2011 what a puerile chavish thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 31 July, 2011 Author Share Posted 31 July, 2011 lol, this. Plus this thread should be forwarded to the Devonshire police so they can investigate an upcoming criminal damage in plymouth where is this devonshire you speak of...? is it in middle earth or something..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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