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Can we please get this thread back on topic? Less than an hour till the press conference now - who's excited? I know I am.

 

I'm just heading off down to the ground to see if I can sneak in; I'll post updates from inside St. Mary's if I can.

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What is boring about that? This is a forum - for discussion, someone said he had been omitted from the Bristol City squad for a friendly. I said that so had a lot of their first choice team and that it was a Bristol City XI team.

 

If I had not said that, this thread may have gone off on a tangent of believing that statement to be significant, when it is not.

 

I think it is far more boring to tell me that I'm being boring, when I'm actually staying on topic with relevant information.

 

Armed Robber: No nonsense. Just give me all your money.

Mr Logic: I shall commence by pointing out to you that my demeanour is not one which could be described as nonsensical. Consequently I can attest you have no cause to reprimand me on your first point. On to your second point: Bearing in mind the potentially lethal situation in which I find myself, to wit: your presence in conjunction with the presumably loaded firearm which is presently levelled at my cranium, I will comply with your request comprehensively, albeit reluctantly. Here, twenty-seven pence.

Armed Robber: Twenty-seven pence? **** off. There's more than that in the till.

Mr Logic: Indeed, undoubtedly so. However your request was for *my* money. The currency in the till belongs to a third party and is therefore not "my money" However, if you are still desirous of said money I would suggest that you re-phrase your original statement to recognise and incorporate this important distinction.

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Armed Robber: No nonsense. Just give me all your money.

Mr Logic: I shall commence by pointing out to you that my demeanour is not one which could be described as nonsensical. Consequently I can attest you have no cause to reprimand me on your first point. On to your second point: Bearing in mind the potentially lethal situation in which I find myself, to wit: your presence in conjunction with the presumably loaded firearm which is presently levelled at my cranium, I will comply with your request comprehensively, albeit reluctantly. Here, twenty-seven pence.

Armed Robber: Twenty-seven pence? **** off. There's more than that in the till.

Mr Logic: Indeed, undoubtedly so. However your request was for *my* money. The currency in the till belongs to a third party and is therefore not "my money" However, if you are still desirous of said money I would suggest that you re-phrase your original statement to recognise and incorporate this important distinction.

 

This has nothing to do with JustMike. Please stay on topic.

Posted
I also can't see it, am I up there too?

 

We all are. The only question is whose backside it is. Well, that and whether or not he'll be able to walk.

Posted

Why the counting down to the fictional 5pm press conference? Although the opening post is a copy and paste effort from the Football Rumours website, unlike that it makes no mention of the 5pm press conference.

 

This thread should have been deleted ages ago! :D

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Why the counting down to the fictional 5pm press conference? Although the opening post is a copy and paste effort from the Football Rumours website, unlike that it makes no mention of the 5pm press conference.

 

This thread should have been deleted ages ago! :D

 

JustMike, you have changed your tune....

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