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With no inside knowledge whatsoever, I predict the following three things will be true by Saturday.

 

1) Ammar Jemal signs.

2) AOC leaves

3) Puncheon either in the midst of a transfer deal or gone.

 

I fully appreciate that if these things do not happen, I will be ridiculed. Still, I hope I'm not alone. Stick your neck out.

 

What do you think the transfer situation will be on Saturday?

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Because I lack basic counting skills and didn't include a third prediction.
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With no inside knowledge whatsoever, I predict the following three things will be true by Saturday.

 

1) Ammar Jemal signs.

2) AOC leaves

 

I fully appreciate that if these things do not happen, I will be ridiculed. Still, I hope I'm not alone. Stick your neck out.

 

 

 

What do you think the transfer situation will be on Saturday?

What's the 3rd one??

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Well, I was actually going to use 3) The above things may not be true, and I will be ridiculed - and edited it away.

 

Birruva mistake ( copyright Cilla Black school of c*ck-ups ), so I'll make a third, even dodgier prediction than the last.

 

3) Puncheon either in deal or gone.

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With no inside knowledge whatsoever, I predict the following three things will be true by Saturday.

 

1) Ammar Jemal signs.

2) AOC leaves

3) Puncheon either in the midst of a transfer deal or gone.

 

I fully appreciate that if these things do not happen, I will be ridiculed. Still, I hope I'm not alone. Stick your neck out.

 

What do you think the transfer situation will be on Saturday?

 

Jemal won't sign, but someone un mentioned will.

 

Chamberlain will still be a Saint ( or he wouldn't have played on Sat)

 

Puncheon will still be hanging around like an unflushable shyte .

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Where has this Jemal rumour come from?

 

Well, the evidence so far is :-

 

1) A thread on here

2) A tweet today from @Fourth_Official saying he is closing in on a move to Southampton.

3) He plays for a Swiss team, and we're a bit Swiss, so it's obvious, innit.

4) He is Tunisian, and all Tunisians are best pals, so Jaidi will get him in a friendly headlock and playfully rub his scalp until he signs.

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I think some of the above and some of the below is on the cards but alot of it could be mulling over possibillity. A few replies to this thread could be deemed naive and be responded to by an And actually J.Vine response.

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1. I think Jemal will have signed.

2. I think Arsenal will have signed another winger and not AOC. AOC will come out an declare his undying support for Saints in the realisation that no-one is going to buy him until January.

3. Puncheon will be gone or going.

4. Another left-field signing will have been made - they may or may not play on the left of the field!!! More likely they will be a full-back or striker

5. Rumours will abound that Fish is about to leave to join another club.... or he may have kissed and made-up with Adkins and declared his undying support for the Saints' cause.

6. Saints will have unveiled some new project - e.g. next stage of redevelopment of the training facilities, etc.

7. Saints will have demolished a laclustre West Brom.

8. Saints will completely annihilate Yeovil.

9. A significant player will have been injured - either in training or during one of the matches. He will miss the start of the season.

10. Saints will announce the forthcoming release of their third kit (but the actually release will not happen until the last week of pre-season!)

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1) we sign a centre-back but not jemaal nor kilgallon

2) we sign Billy Sharp

3) Chamberlain signs a new 5 year deal

4) We hammer WBA 6 Nil with Lambert scoring all six

5) Fonte signs anew 3 year deal

6) Jack Cork is named Captain

 

 

neck sticking out enough!!

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Puncheon leaving - or being in the midst of leaving - doesn't strike me as a "sticking your neck out prediction".

 

My own guesses (but some of these might be in hope rather than expectation):

 

1. Hammond will be replaced as team captain - probably by Fonte.

2. We will sign one or two new players before the end of the transfer window - a centre back and (less likely) a centre forward

3. Chamberlain will stay

4. Adkins - if he fails to sign a suitable new centre forward - will experiment with a revolutionary new coaching method and play 4-2-3-1

 

(I'm only half joking on point 4)

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i predict the end of this forum after we lose to yeovil,oxo is sold for peanuts,lambert's legs fall off and puncheon will still be here after being given the club captaincy.
was really thinking your ITK & a winner of all bets till u got to the Puncheon one :)
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