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Sadly I had this thing in my head telling me to work "Ridder" into a song that featured the word "river". So when I miserably failed with Tree By The River by Iron & Wine I sunk to unfathomable depths and came up with this to the tune of the Boney M work of genius, Rivers Of Babylon:

 

De Ridder's a Saints player

We are his fans

And when he scores

We will stand up and sing

Posted
Steve DeRidders on the pitch, EE-I-EE-I-O

With a right foot here, a left foot there,

Here a goal, there a goal,

Everywhere a goal goal,

Steve De Ridders on the pitch, EE-I-EE-I-O

 

This one is very good

Posted

The best song around at the moment is the Oooooooo Balotelli song sung by Man City

 

So howabout:

 

Ooooooo Steve de Riddler

He's a winger, he's ****'en class

Puts Mayo on his but when he runs he's ****en fast

and when he gets the ball, He'll put your left back on his ar5e.

Ooooo Steve de Riddler

Posted

Aint no stopping de ridder, hes on the move. dadada daaaa, da da da da

Aint no stopping de ridder, hes got the groove. dadada daaaaa

 

(Mcfadden & Whitehead - Aint no stopping us now)

Posted
What about singing the duh's from the Knight Rid(d)er theme?

 

da duh duh-duh duh duh duh, dah duh duh-duh duh duh :p

 

etc..

 

Surely Batman theme tune :

 

De de de de de de de de Ridder!

Posted
The best song around at the moment is the Oooooooo Balotelli song sung by Man City

 

So howabout:

 

Ooooooo Steve de Riddler

He's our winger, he's ****'en class

Puts Mayo on his chip but when he runs he's ****en fast

and when he gets the ball, He'll put your left back on his ar5e.

Ooooo Steve de Riddler

 

Changed it a bit as a few mistakes with the first one.

Posted
The best song around at the moment is the Oooooooo Balotelli song sung by Man City

 

So howabout:

 

Ooooooo Steve de Riddler

He's a winger, he's ****'en class

Puts Mayo on his but when he runs he's ****en fast

and when he gets the ball, He'll put your left back on his ar5e.

Ooooo Steve de Riddler

 

Mayo and chips, what's the relevance? Or am I being stupid?

Posted
Mayo and chips, what's the relevance? Or am I being stupid?

 

It's a Belgium thing. It was either that or something about eating Waffles.

 

On reflection maybe has mayo on his chips rather than puts fits better.

 

Feel free to tweak it if anyone has a better idea.

Posted
Yes.

 

:lol:

 

It's a Belgium thing. It was either that or something about eating Waffles.

 

On reflection maybe has mayo on his chips rather than puts fits better.

 

Feel free to tweak it if anyone has a better idea.

 

It's decent, best suggestion by far. Shame it will never get sung though.

Posted

Little alteration of the Balotelli song;

 

Oooooohhhh... Steve De Ridder,

He's our Winger, He's f*****g Class.

He don't know when Christmas Should be,

But he'll run you ragged you'll see...

Oooooohhhh... Steve De Ridder...

Repeat

 

For those who don't know, Christmas starts at the beginning of December in Belgium.

Posted

Simple...and works!

 

To te tune of "hey Jude"

 

Der der der der der der, der der der de ridderrrrrr!!

 

Easy to remember, will be clear! What you think?

Posted
Simple...and works!

 

To te tune of "hey Jude"

 

Der der der der der der, der der der de ridderrrrrr!!

 

Easy to remember, will be clear! What you think?

 

I will kill anyone associated with singing that dirge at St Mary's. It has nothing to do with once being engaged to a girl named Judy, honestly.

 

Regards, Me.

Posted
I will kill anyone associated with singing that dirge at St Mary's. It has nothing to do with once being engaged to a girl named Judy, honestly.

 

Regards, Me.

 

it would also sound awful as the words don't fit.

Posted
it would also sound awful as the words don't fit.

 

They seemed to fit when I tried it, but I'm just choosing not to repeat it in my head now.

Posted

Pretty much agree with Griffo, that it will never get sung. I did think about not bothering posting it as we would just go for some da da da na na na de Riddler type song. Anyway, here is my final version, I changed it about to make the words fit a little better with the tune:

 

Ooooo Steve de Riddler

He’s from Belgium he’s ****in class

Has mayo on his chips but when he runs he’s ****in fast

And when he gets the ball he’ll put your left back on his arse

Oooooo Steve de Riddler

Posted

It's not as articulate as many of these, but I think there's legs on the mooted 'Sex on Fire'-based chant.

 

"Derrrrrrrrrr Rid-der, Der Rid-der's on fiiiii-ire!"

 

I get the same sort of vibe as Jose Fonte's, that's all.

Posted
Viva de Ridder?

 

I'll add the words in case some people don't know it..

 

Viva de Ridder

Viva de Ridder

Running down the wing, hear Southampton sing

Viva de Ridder

 

Just look up Viva Ronaldo on Youtube to hear how it sounds. Love it.

Posted
from Panic - The Smiths

 

Steve De Ridder instead of Hang The DJ

 

Brilliant tune, this would work.

 

I love the Balotelli one, but fear The Northam will struggle with words rather than do do dos.

 

This Hang The DJ tune is original too. Like.

Posted

Could he earn the right to MLT's song? He's got a similar structure to his name...

 

De Ridd, De Ridd, Stevie, Steve De Ridd

He gets the ball, he _______________ the ____id

Stevie, Steve De Ridd!

 

Just need to fill in the blank...!

Posted

Love the panic one, though not sure how many people will know it?

 

How about to the tune of 'My old man's a dustman':

 

We've got Steve de Ridder,

He's quick and ****ing class,

And if you try to tackle him,

He'll put you on your arse!

Posted
Could he earn the right to MLT's song? He's got a similar structure to his name...

 

De Ridd, De Ridd, Stevie, Steve De Ridd

He gets the ball, he _______________ the ____id

Stevie, Steve De Ridd!

 

Just need to fill in the blank...!

 

No, he couldn't.

Posted

Boney M. - Rivers Of Babylon

 

"By De Ridders of Southampton, there we sat down."

 

Someone will have to make up the rest while I get my coat.

Posted

Ooooo Steve de Ridder

He’s from Belgium he’s f*cking class

Has mayo on his chips but when he runs he’s f*cking fast

And when he gets the ball he’ll put your left back on his arse

Oooooo Steve de Ridder

 

Let's get it sorted. If any of you sad ****ers need to print out song sheets to hand out, do what you have to do to get it going.

Posted
Ooooo Steve de Ridder

He’s from Belgium he’s f*cking class

Has mayo on his chips but when he runs he’s f*cking fast

And when he gets the ball he’ll put your left back on his arse

Oooooo Steve de Ridder

 

Let's get it sorted. If any of you sad ****ers need to print out song sheets to hand out, do what you have to do to get it going.

 

Having "fu***ing" twice in two lines is poor construction.

 

 

Ooooooh Steve de Ridder,

He’s our winger, he’s f*cking class

He puts mayo on his chips, but he can still run bloody fast,

And when he gets the ball he’ll put your left back on his arse

 

Ooooooh Steve de Ridder....

Posted

To the tune of "The Rhythm is Gonna Get You"

 

De Ridder is gonna getchya

Ridder is gonna gethchya

Ridder is gonna getchya

cos you're ****e

Posted

Let's get it sorted. If any of you sad ****ers need to print out song sheets to hand out, do what you have to do to get it going.

 

Approve of this statement! It'd be nice to have a chant not entirely punctuated with 'do's, 'na's etc. etc.

Posted

How about:

 

Ooooo Steve de Ridder

He’s from Belgium, different class

Has mayo on his chips but when he runs he’s f*cking fast

And when he gets the ball he’ll put your left back on his arse

Oooooo Steve de Ridder

 

Not 100% sure about different but it has to be something with 2 syllables to fit the tune.

 

There is a better version of the tune here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axfqvsP9jB0

Posted
How about:

 

Ooooo Steve de Ridder

He’s from Belgium, different class

Has mayo on his chips but when he runs he’s f*cking fast

And when he gets the ball he’ll put your left back on his arse

Oooooo Steve de Ridder

 

Not 100% sure about different but it has to be something with 2 syllables to fit the tune.

 

There is a better version of the tune here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axfqvsP9jB0

 

'He is from Belgium, he's different class' would fit better. All in all, it needs to get started though.

Posted
'He is from Belgium, he's different class' would fit better. All in all, it needs to get started though.

 

Agree, it does fit better. The other option was something like 'he's first class' or similar but I think the above version is best.

Posted
De Ridders on the storm

 

De Ridder on the wing! Dum der dum dum dum dum.

Southampton's Belgian King! Dum der dum dum dum dum.

He is quick with a great cross,

Saints' gain and Ajax' loss.

De Ridder's the real thing!!

 

 

Coat please!!

Posted (edited)
How about:

 

Ooooo Steve de Ridder

He’s from Belgium, different class

Has mayo on his chips but when he runs he’s f*cking fast

And when he gets the ball he’ll put your left back on his arse

Oooooo Steve de Ridder

 

Not 100% sure about different but it has to be something with 2 syllables to fit the tune.

 

There is a better version of the tune here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axfqvsP9jB0

 

like it

 

however, no point as the northam will sing it at a millions miles an hour

Edited by Thedelldays

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