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Song for De Ridder


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Sadly I had this thing in my head telling me to work "Ridder" into a song that featured the word "river". So when I miserably failed with Tree By The River by Iron & Wine I sunk to unfathomable depths and came up with this to the tune of the Boney M work of genius, Rivers Of Babylon:

 

De Ridder's a Saints player

We are his fans

And when he scores

We will stand up and sing

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The best song around at the moment is the Oooooooo Balotelli song sung by Man City

 

So howabout:

 

Ooooooo Steve de Riddler

He's a winger, he's ****'en class

Puts Mayo on his but when he runs he's ****en fast

and when he gets the ball, He'll put your left back on his ar5e.

Ooooo Steve de Riddler

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The best song around at the moment is the Oooooooo Balotelli song sung by Man City

 

So howabout:

 

Ooooooo Steve de Riddler

He's our winger, he's ****'en class

Puts Mayo on his chip but when he runs he's ****en fast

and when he gets the ball, He'll put your left back on his ar5e.

Ooooo Steve de Riddler

 

Changed it a bit as a few mistakes with the first one.

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The best song around at the moment is the Oooooooo Balotelli song sung by Man City

 

So howabout:

 

Ooooooo Steve de Riddler

He's a winger, he's ****'en class

Puts Mayo on his but when he runs he's ****en fast

and when he gets the ball, He'll put your left back on his ar5e.

Ooooo Steve de Riddler

 

Mayo and chips, what's the relevance? Or am I being stupid?

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Mayo and chips, what's the relevance? Or am I being stupid?

 

It's a Belgium thing. It was either that or something about eating Waffles.

 

On reflection maybe has mayo on his chips rather than puts fits better.

 

Feel free to tweak it if anyone has a better idea.

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Yes.

 

:lol:

 

It's a Belgium thing. It was either that or something about eating Waffles.

 

On reflection maybe has mayo on his chips rather than puts fits better.

 

Feel free to tweak it if anyone has a better idea.

 

It's decent, best suggestion by far. Shame it will never get sung though.

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Simple...and works!

 

To te tune of "hey Jude"

 

Der der der der der der, der der der de ridderrrrrr!!

 

Easy to remember, will be clear! What you think?

 

I will kill anyone associated with singing that dirge at St Mary's. It has nothing to do with once being engaged to a girl named Judy, honestly.

 

Regards, Me.

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Pretty much agree with Griffo, that it will never get sung. I did think about not bothering posting it as we would just go for some da da da na na na de Riddler type song. Anyway, here is my final version, I changed it about to make the words fit a little better with the tune:

 

Ooooo Steve de Riddler

He’s from Belgium he’s ****in class

Has mayo on his chips but when he runs he’s ****in fast

And when he gets the ball he’ll put your left back on his arse

Oooooo Steve de Riddler

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It's not as articulate as many of these, but I think there's legs on the mooted 'Sex on Fire'-based chant.

 

"Derrrrrrrrrr Rid-der, Der Rid-der's on fiiiii-ire!"

 

I get the same sort of vibe as Jose Fonte's, that's all.

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from Panic - The Smiths

 

Steve De Ridder instead of Hang The DJ

 

Brilliant tune, this would work.

 

I love the Balotelli one, but fear The Northam will struggle with words rather than do do dos.

 

This Hang The DJ tune is original too. Like.

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Could he earn the right to MLT's song? He's got a similar structure to his name...

 

De Ridd, De Ridd, Stevie, Steve De Ridd

He gets the ball, he _______________ the ____id

Stevie, Steve De Ridd!

 

Just need to fill in the blank...!

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Ooooo Steve de Ridder

He’s from Belgium he’s f*cking class

Has mayo on his chips but when he runs he’s f*cking fast

And when he gets the ball he’ll put your left back on his arse

Oooooo Steve de Ridder

 

Let's get it sorted. If any of you sad ****ers need to print out song sheets to hand out, do what you have to do to get it going.

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Ooooo Steve de Ridder

He’s from Belgium he’s f*cking class

Has mayo on his chips but when he runs he’s f*cking fast

And when he gets the ball he’ll put your left back on his arse

Oooooo Steve de Ridder

 

Let's get it sorted. If any of you sad ****ers need to print out song sheets to hand out, do what you have to do to get it going.

 

Having "fu***ing" twice in two lines is poor construction.

 

 

Ooooooh Steve de Ridder,

He’s our winger, he’s f*cking class

He puts mayo on his chips, but he can still run bloody fast,

And when he gets the ball he’ll put your left back on his arse

 

Ooooooh Steve de Ridder....

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Let's get it sorted. If any of you sad ****ers need to print out song sheets to hand out, do what you have to do to get it going.

 

Approve of this statement! It'd be nice to have a chant not entirely punctuated with 'do's, 'na's etc. etc.

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How about:

 

Ooooo Steve de Ridder

He’s from Belgium, different class

Has mayo on his chips but when he runs he’s f*cking fast

And when he gets the ball he’ll put your left back on his arse

Oooooo Steve de Ridder

 

Not 100% sure about different but it has to be something with 2 syllables to fit the tune.

 

There is a better version of the tune here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axfqvsP9jB0

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How about:

 

Ooooo Steve de Ridder

He’s from Belgium, different class

Has mayo on his chips but when he runs he’s f*cking fast

And when he gets the ball he’ll put your left back on his arse

Oooooo Steve de Ridder

 

Not 100% sure about different but it has to be something with 2 syllables to fit the tune.

 

There is a better version of the tune here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axfqvsP9jB0

 

'He is from Belgium, he's different class' would fit better. All in all, it needs to get started though.

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How about:

 

Ooooo Steve de Ridder

He’s from Belgium, different class

Has mayo on his chips but when he runs he’s f*cking fast

And when he gets the ball he’ll put your left back on his arse

Oooooo Steve de Ridder

 

Not 100% sure about different but it has to be something with 2 syllables to fit the tune.

 

There is a better version of the tune here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axfqvsP9jB0

 

like it

 

however, no point as the northam will sing it at a millions miles an hour

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