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'Red Army' - if someone asked you what colour Saints play in, you would say "red & white" not "red". Idiots.

 

'Southampton Til I Die' - boring, copycat generic song, sung mainly by the Skates and Northern Monkey clubs.

 

'OWTSGMI' when it's sung too fast and also when it's started from "I wanna be in that number", because that just encourages it to be sung fast-paced and is finished before half a chorus is sung. Slow it down and start from "Ohhhh when The Saints..." or don't bother.

 

'There's only one [pick a player]' or, even worse: 'Do, do, do, doo... [any player]' - complete lack of imagination.

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I imagine that all of them p*ss off at least one person, probably easier just to write out everything that's sung! There's definitely a couple that grate on me but I do my best to remain magnanimous and ignore those. The worst 'songs' will die out eventually, yeah?!

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Playing against Birmingham, and the chorus of "Small town in Villa, you're just a small town in Villa" went up. I think that signalled the end of my Northam days. Apparently it was also repeated when playing against Man United with "Small town in City.....".

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I don't like any-anti pompey songs while we've been below them. Rather ignore the scummy little non-club now anyway. I don't want to beat them, I don't want to play them, I don't want them being any part of professional football.

 

anything....you're having a laugh is embarassing, especially against Blackpool. Although I hope we bring out as many songs to wind up Holloway as much as possible. What an ungracious hyprocritical uptight little ****tard.

 

You've got issues and I think you're taking the rivalry a little too far. I enjoy picking fun at them and beating them, as they do us, I would certainly not wish them to go out of business.

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OWTSGMI - I know it's considered heresy but I really do find it a turgid song. And just to wind people up even more I find it even more annoying when it's sung really slowly - it's like something at a funeral.

 

I suspect I'm in a minority of one on this but I do find it annoying.

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OWTSGMI - I know it's considered heresy but I really do find it a turgid song. And just to wind people up even more I find it even more annoying when it's sung really slowly - it's like something at a funeral.

 

I suspect I'm in a minority of one on this but I do find it annoying.

 

Personally, I'm disgusted with this comment. This song is our heritage. Markus even liked singing that song. I suggest you have a good look at yourself, we don't need fans like you.

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Considering the lack of support for any new, decent song at an away day, perhaps this thread will entice more to think of something original and or join in?

 

For the record, I don't like "we do what we want" although the "don't care about you" was amusing, especially at Bournemouth. I doubt either of those two will be used this season though.

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One of my favourites was when we played Bristol Rovers, and select members of the crowd sung "You're just a small Town in City". Genius.

 

If there is one song I never sing it is this one. Not only boring and been overdone for years but also it doesn't make sense. How can you have a town in a town/city? You can't.

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Considering the lack of support for any new, decent song at an away day, perhaps this thread will entice more to think of something original and or join in?

 

For the record, I don't like "we do what we want" although the "don't care about you" was amusing, especially at Bournemouth. I doubt either of those two will be used this season though.

 

"We don't care about you" was decent at Bournemouth because it shut them up and put them in their place, but then for some reason it was sung at games after Bournemouth away by some absolute mongs.

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The fact that all the below have the same tune (out of tune Sloop John B) is a bit shi-te:

 

- We've got Sterney John etc.

- He's always offside etc.

- He plays on the left etc.

- He robs from the Skates etc.

- He's back from the dead etc

- We dont care about you etc.

- We're coming for you etc.

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I remember us singing "you're not very good" up at Anfield after a 1-1 draw. A really cheesy song, but at the time it was funny.

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give it to Ron , Give it to Ron, on his head, on his head

We got Tommy Tommy Tommy Jenkins on the wing

Bless em all , Bless em all, Ron Davies, Fred Kemp and Frank Saul

I cann't read and I cann't write

Six foot 2 , eyes of blue, Jimmy Steele is after you

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bearing in mind that any new song doesn't catch on and 99% of the support don't know the words to the older classics, then you better start dealing with these songs being the only ones in our hymn book

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OWTSGMI - I know it's considered heresy but I really do find it a turgid song. And just to wind people up even more I find it even more annoying when it's sung really slowly - it's like something at a funeral.

 

I suspect I'm in a minority of one on this but I do find it annoying.

 

OK You've got me in two minds here.

 

If that was intended as ironic humour then :lol:

 

If it wasn't then :facepalm:

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The fact that all the below have the same tune (out of tune Sloop John B) is a bit shi-te:

 

- We've got Sterney John etc.

- He's always offside etc.

- He plays on the left etc.

- He robs from the Skates etc.

- He's back from the dead etc

- We dont care about you etc.

- We're coming for you etc.[/QUOTE]

 

Worst chant of them all.

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ei ei ei o b*llocks. another northern monkey chant.

 

I used to sing that at Newport County in the 1970s, does that count as northern ?

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Not a chant, but when they play music after a goal :facepalm:

 

I wrote a letter to the club about that, timing wasn't great, we went into administration the day after...

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OK You've got me in two minds here.

 

If that was intended as ironic humour then :lol:

 

If it wasn't then :facepalm:

 

Nope, I'm serious - I really don't like it. It's just an opinion and probably not a widely shared one but there you go.

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Nope, I'm serious - I really don't like it. It's just an opinion and probably not a widely shared one but there you go.

 

 

My point wasn't whether you like it or not, it was the fact that it IS a funeral tune.

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I've never been too keen on the 'let him die' chant when a player has been injured.

 

We've never really had the imagination of the scousers and the mancs on the song front.

 

Back in the 70's and 80s we seemed to have a far better reportoire than we do now

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I've never been too keen on the 'let him die' chant when a player has been injured.

 

We've never really had the imagination of the scousers and the mancs on the song front.

 

Back in the 70's and 80s we seemed to have a far better reportoire than we do now

 

must be the education system was better then

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"We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen."

 

We really aren't.

i allways sing we are by far the best team "league 1" has ever seen, the past to seasons

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We do seem to copy others chants/Songs, The Lambert one being a prime example.

 

We also seem to have let Stoke and Spurs take OWTS off of us. A concerted effort is needed to get that back, because it used to boom round The Dell.

 

Forget the politics, but the Swing Lowe was good, original and quite clever bearing in mind the Woodward/rugby link.

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The Cortese song is one of the worst and most embarassing songs i have ever heard.

 

I also hate "sit down shut up"

 

A few of us had a rendition of "i wanna be SFC" in the Alex after the Wallsall game, to the tune of the Sex Pistols Anarchy in the UK, think that would sound really good.

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