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Following my split with the ex, I got a tattoo.

 

My ex hated them, and I had one already but decided to not get another cos she didnt like em.

 

The day after we split, I got another one!

 

Know it's not that rock n roll, but it made me smile, and still reminds me of why it ended to this day.

 

What have you done? I'm sure there's some cracking stories out there...

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Told her husband that i'd made his wife come more times in a night he had in the whole of their marriage. Then when he went to punch me, ironed him out and poured a bottle of beer over his head.

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slept with someone i was with before,just coz i knew it would p1ss him off if he found out........

 

And why not! There are some guys who'd do it....feck... some wouldn't even need a break up to do so!

 

When my marriage broke up I spent about 6 weeks going to the pub every night and ending up in the local curry house. That irrigated my system well enough to take stock and move on.

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My ex broke up with me and I was ****ging someone else that very night. I called her on the phone during the act.

 

I am not proud of this btw.

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Was in shock for a few months, lost loads of weight...thought I'd lose the kids etc etc. Recovered, kept the matrimonial house with loans from family and friends...got divorced, paid back loans.

 

Met my my current wife within a year of the divorce, not looked back since.

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I pine for all the ex-girlfriends I've dumped.

 

I make terrible decisions. :-(

 

When you say pine, do you mean, 'would love to sh*g at least one more time, especially if they are with a new fella'? if so then i agree.

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My ex broke up with me and I was ****ging someone else that very night. I called her on the phone during the act.

 

I am not proud of this btw.

 

you sound like a catch!

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When you say pine, do you mean, 'would love to sh*g at least one more time, especially if they are with a new fella'? if so then i agree.

 

Yes. Facebook, for that reason, is a godsend.

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First break up - Ordered a Dominos then went to SMS to watch Saints lose to QPR 1-0. That got me over it as I realised I loved Saints and Pizza much more

 

Second break up was a tad messier - Became a slag for 3 months, moved in with a mate and soon met a much nicer lady.

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