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Tonight - DVD, take away + beer

Sat - lie in, play fm & watch soccer saturday, then being dragged along to Beaulieu fire works by teh gf & my parents, how ghey! Hopefully back in time for a few beers up the pub

Sun - Pub all day

 

Prediction - 6.5357/10

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Tonight: DVD, weed, beer & corn beef hash topped with cheese.

 

Saturday morning: England v Papua New Guinea, and stuff

afternoon: stuff and listen to footy

evening: 1970's party in Harefield.

 

Sunday morning: Lay in

Afternoon: Chill with a couple of films, weed and beer.

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Tonight - Round a mates for a few beers, then round to missus mate for a few beers.

Saturday - Up early and spend a day getting hammered in Swansea, town in the evening if I am in any fit state.

Sunday - Walk off the hangover with the dog along the beach, few afternoon beers, Sunday roast round the folks house in the evening.

Monday - Going to London to be in the audience for Divas II - I have to wear a pink shirt too. Classy. :cool: Free tickets though, and I get to see Pink, Anastacia, Dionne Warwick, Sugababes, Leona Lewis and lots of other female singers who it would normally be gay to go and see.

 

Normal service is resumed, you all wish you were me.

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corn beef

 

With chips or with salad?

 

Tonight: Was going to be confined to my room 'Austrian' Stylee watching TV & DVD's as teh Mrs has some mates coming around, but she is off work ill so dont think they are coming over now. Meaning, night in with teh Mrs infront of telebox. Probably watching the cook along, but not cookin :rolleyes:

 

Tomorrow: Checking levels in work van, possibly taking it through the magic room where your van goes in dirty and comes out clean! Pee'ing round on laptop, possible FM'age. Evening possibly over a mates for a few smokes, Wii/Xbox and Pizza.

 

Sun: Nothing planned, so probably watch footeh on telebox while playing FM :smt102

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With chips or with salad?

 

Tonight: Was going to be confined to my room 'Austrian' Stylee watching TV & DVD's as teh Mrs has some mates coming around, but she is off work ill so dont think they are coming over now. Meaning, night in with teh Mrs infront of telebox. Probably watching the cook along, but not cookin :rolleyes:

 

Tomorrow: Checking levels in work van, possibly taking it through the magic room where your van goes in dirty and comes out clean! Pee'ing round on laptop, possible FM'age. Evening possibly over a mates for a few smokes, Wii/Xbox and Pizza.

 

Sun: Nothing planned, so probably watch footeh on telebox while playing FM :smt102

 

As above, corn beef hash topped with cheese.

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Fri - day off because teachers can't manage to fit their training days into next weeks holiday. The Fnckwits.

Sat - chill, eat, then get hammered.

Sun - too far ahead to make plans

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Tonight - Engagement Party Ah congratulations!

Saturday - Looking at some houses Christ, quick mover, you have only been with her a month or so?! Engaged and now houses!? :rolleyes: , see ladyyyy friend

Sunday - Play some football, sleep.

 

:rolleyes:

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Last Night - 'Our House' at Teh Mayflower.

Tonight - Seksey time with teh missus. (Hopefully)

Tomorrow - Painting skirting boards, then off to Teh Brook in Fairy Oaks for niece's birthday party.

Sunday - More painting of skirting boards.

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tonight - gather beer and supplies for...

tomorrow - horse racing at newbury, lager, burgers and gambling

sunday - wander about the house moaning about how i can't drink like i used to

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Friday - Chill by pool for an hour, Karaoke tonight (chicks get 2 free drinks so you always take one with you! Singers get 2 free drinks and you can do 2 songs (I am AWFUL but always happy to make an a*se of myself for free booze), DJ is a mate and gets free shooters in so total cost of night out getting monged is 6 quid for the taxi fare between 4 of us (mate & his chick) - there's a recession you know :-) )

Saturday - Work, cook dinner for the chick, stay away from the innernet so we have a chance to win

Sunday - stay in bed with the chick until 8pm then watch DVD's after she goes home

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Friday - Chill by pool for an hour, Karaoke tonight (chicks get 2 free drinks so you always take one with you! Singers get 2 free drinks and you can do 2 songs (I am AWFUL but always happy to make an a*se of myself for free booze), DJ is a mate and gets free shooters in so total cost of night out getting monged is 6 quid for the taxi fare between 4 of us (mate & his chick) - there's a recession you know :-) )

Saturday - Work, cook dinner for the chick, stay away from the innernet so we have a chance to win

Sunday - stay in bed with the chick until 8pm then watch DVD's after she goes home

 

When Im 50 I wanna be just like you!

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Tonight: Dunno, probably wii.

Tomorrow: Get drink in Swansea.

Sunday: Go and watch the New Orleans Saints at Wembley. GEAUX SAINTS!! WHO DAT?!

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Fri - Night in with the missus, after she comes back from watching the witches of eastwick at the theatre royal here in plymouth

 

sat - watching football on telly during the day then out sat night

 

sun - got some christening to go to

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When Im 50 I wanna be just like you!

 

Just remember one simple mantra as you travel through life's ever changing journey. You're only as old as the Woman you feel.

 

(but NEVER in a Gary Glitter sort of way because then you wouldn't be allowed to drink and stuff)

 

 

(I also need to edit my plans - had to scrap the pool 'cos the chick's decided she's stopping by for some aerobics on the way to work. Ho hum, it's Soooooo tough being a sex object)

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Today - drop off bottles and other stuff to mums, tonight nothing but tv and alcohol

Saturday - watch Sky Sports all day, listen to Saints game on radio, alcohol and tv

Sunday - cleaning house and stuff

 

I wish I were Stu.

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Today - meet the missus in bed when I get home from work (her idea!). then Wii, drink, smoke, more Wii, more smoke........

Sat - pickup new mattress (having done our best to wreck the old one previous night), listen to footy, eat at La Tasca wiv mates

Sun - chill, drink, smoke, Wii, chill, test out new mattress ........

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