Where's Jill?

[Dog]

A. Dead

B. In bed

C. Modelling for Vogue

D. In prison

E. Up the duff

F. Emigrated

G. Silicon valley

H. Who cares

[Hatch]

D.

 

She raped me.

[bridge too far]

Haven't seen her on FB for a while either

[scotty]

I take it youre bored, dog

[Jonnyboy]

All of A-H?

 

or I - the San Fernando valley

[RedArmy]

Dando?

[Smirking_Saint]

I think she is camping outside St Marys with The9

 

She loves her football kits

[hamster]

She supports Fulham now.

[Teddy Nutkins]

Cleaning the stains off of her sofa took longer than expected.

[Glasgow_Saint]

With jack