saint_stevo Posted 26 July, 2011 Share Posted 26 July, 2011 you cant polish a turd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 26 July, 2011 Share Posted 26 July, 2011 you cant polish a turd No, but you can roll it in glitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Jeweller Posted 28 July, 2011 Share Posted 28 July, 2011 he's about as much use as a dead woodlouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINIBARCELONASAINT Posted 30 July, 2011 Share Posted 30 July, 2011 He's not much use to a 4 piece band that plays the trumpet, a drum, a guitar and a triangle, due to his Hamza like claw hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazd83 Posted 6 August, 2011 Share Posted 6 August, 2011 I'm shaking like a sh1tting dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted 11 August, 2011 Share Posted 11 August, 2011 Heard a cracker the other day from an Australian mate - He's grinning like a w@nking Jap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaford Saint Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 At the end of the day........... its midnight Hope all is well with you Col, it is with me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sebastian firefly Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 everyday ends in why (sorry y) also if you act like a cvnt someones going to feck you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Kirkup Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 My Gran used to say "He's all wind and p*ss" when talking of someone who she felt was a bullsh*tter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 Aim low, avoid disappointment. Head in the clouds, mind in the gutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lettuce Posted 13 August, 2011 Share Posted 13 August, 2011 All fart and no sh1te Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambosa75 Posted 14 August, 2011 Share Posted 14 August, 2011 one up the poo and two in the goo. chicks dig it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz Posted 14 August, 2011 Share Posted 14 August, 2011 [Dad farts]....''more tea Vicar?'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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