Sheaf Saint Posted 26 July, 2011 Posted 26 July, 2011 you cant polish a turd No, but you can roll it in glitter
MINIBARCELONASAINT Posted 30 July, 2011 Posted 30 July, 2011 He's not much use to a 4 piece band that plays the trumpet, a drum, a guitar and a triangle, due to his Hamza like claw hand.
Special K Posted 11 August, 2011 Posted 11 August, 2011 Heard a cracker the other day from an Australian mate - He's grinning like a w@nking Jap!
Seaford Saint Posted 13 August, 2011 Posted 13 August, 2011 At the end of the day........... its midnight Hope all is well with you Col, it is with me...
sebastian firefly Posted 13 August, 2011 Posted 13 August, 2011 everyday ends in why (sorry y) also if you act like a cvnt someones going to feck you
Joe Kirkup Posted 13 August, 2011 Posted 13 August, 2011 My Gran used to say "He's all wind and p*ss" when talking of someone who she felt was a bullsh*tter.
SuperMikey Posted 13 August, 2011 Posted 13 August, 2011 Aim low, avoid disappointment. Head in the clouds, mind in the gutter.
sambosa75 Posted 14 August, 2011 Posted 14 August, 2011 one up the poo and two in the goo. chicks dig it.
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