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70's Mike

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Fowllyd

Fowllyd

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So UTH AMPT ON

 

Give us an S

 

Knees up mother brown

 

You can tell i am on a boring job at the moment

 

Don't remember that one at all - were there any other words?

Master Bates

Master Bates

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Tommy Jenkins on the wing

Who needs Cantona when we've got Gordon Watson

you'll never play here again

 

Suppose we can start singing that one.

 

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nickh

 

:D

-oo-

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BTF

OldNick

OldNick

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Suppose we can start singing that one.

 

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-O-

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nickh

 

:D

-oo-

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BTF

WTF is that about? I do hope the brackets by my head show a sign of great intelligence MB,
Big Bad Bob

Big Bad Bob

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Suppose we can start singing that one.

 

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nickh

 

:D

-oo-

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BTF

 

WTF is that about? I do hope the brackets by my head show a sign of great intelligence MB,

 

I think staring at PVC pants has done his brain in.....I think the braces (brackets are [ and ], parenteses are ( and ) ) are supposed to represent lobes!!

qwertySFC

qwertySFC

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Chants we no longer sing .

 

Nigel pearsons red and white army....

 

Oh what fun it is to see Southampton win away....

 

You couldn't score in a brothel......

 

Englands Number 1 , England ,Englands Number 1

 

We are gonna score in a minute , score in a minute

explorer saint

explorer saint

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'We hate Nottingham Forest we hate Chelsea too , we hate West Bromich Albion but Southampton we love you!

 

'You're Going home in a Hampshire Ambulance'

 

Let him let him die let him die' ( when an opposing palyer went down injured)

 

Matt Busbt said to Bill Shankley have you heard of the North Bank Highbury no said Bill i dont think so but I've heard of Southampton aggro!

southamptonfclegend

southamptonfclegend

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Chants we no longer sing .

 

Nigel pearsons red and white army....

 

Oh what fun it is to see Southampton win away....

 

You couldn't score in a brothel......

 

Englands Number 1 , England ,Englands Number 1

 

We are gonna score in a minute , score in a minute

we hear you couldn't score in a brothel quite bit :(

englands number one a few weeeks ago for KD

qwertySFC

qwertySFC

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we hear you couldn't score in a brothel quite bit :(

englands number one a few weeeks ago for KD

 

It's tongue in cheek ....as how can we sing to a team you couldn,t score in a brothel when a tean puts 3 or 4 past us...is humour lost on this forum :rolleyes:

OldNick

OldNick

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I think staring at PVC pants has done his brain in.....I think the braces (brackets are [ and ], parenteses are ( and ) ) are supposed to represent lobes!!

I think the lobes are not something that I have the rip taken out of Bob, that is a new one. MB needs to go to Specsavers. I do like his avatar though, Im a bit worried it is of him in the mirror, it would account for the way he walks

OldNick

OldNick

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Your ears/hair combo, you've even got the beer belly.

You seemed such a nice lad as well. May I point out it is not a beer belly , I dress upwards and also I was the victim of some bad Botox injections. You must have seen the articles with me and Leslie Ash, our torment with bad Botox, Hello magazine issue 148 the one with Kerry Katona on the front..ohh they all have KK on the front

Master Bates

Master Bates

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You seemed such a nice lad as well. May I point out it is not a beer belly , I dress upwards and also I was the victim of some bad Botox injections. You must have seen the articles with me and Leslie Ash, our torment with bad Botox, Hello magazine issue 148 the one with Kerry Katona on the front..ohh they all have KK on the front

 

I think the lobes are not something that I have the rip taken out of Bob, that is a new one. MB needs to go to Specsavers. I do like his avatar though, Im a bit worried it is of him in the mirror, it would account for the way he walks

 

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Langleysaint

Langleysaint

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Two of my old favorites

 

Tell your MA , your MA

you won`t be home for tea ,

you will be in the cemetry.

 

If i had the wings of a sparrow,

If I had the arse of a cow,

i would fly over those bast**ds at fratton,

and sh*t on those bast**ds below below,

sh*t on sh*t on those bast**ds below.

Toomer

Toomer

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I'm forever blowing bubbles (Saints Version)

 

Pretty bubbles in the air

They fly so high never reach the sky

Like West Ham they fade and die

Tottenham always running

Arsenals running to

Southamptons always running

Running after you

Arizona

Arizona

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Suppose we can start singing that one.

 

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:)}

-O-

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nickh

 

:D

-oo-

/-\

BTF

 

Or you could go Lucy Pinder style:

 

:D

-(oYo)-

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Reminds me of a midweek game against Wednesday. Freezing night in the middle of November or something. John Bull and Tango Man dancing topless near the corner flag in the Itchen North, with Saints singing, "He's got bigger tits that you!" That will stay with me to the grave...

 

Also think it will be a while before we hear, "McGoldrick for England"

John Smith

John Smith

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Come in a taxi, you must've come in a taxi (to support like Luton or Wimbledon)

 

Favs were against Liverpool:

 

Does the social know you're here?

 

I've got a wallet, I've got a wallet, you ain't, you ain't!

 

We've got loadsa loadsa money in the South!

 

He's only a poor little scouser, his face is all tattered and torn, he made me feel sick, so I hit him with a brick, and now he don't sing any more!

 

A couple from Tottenham:

 

Tottenham went all the way to Rome to see the Pope

Tottenham went all the way to Rome to see the Pope

Tottenham went all the way to Rome to see the Pope

And this is what he said, F*UCK OFF!

 

Who's that team they call Tottenham, who's that team that never score,

They play in blue and white and they're really f'ing sh*te and Terry Venables mother is a wh*re!

 

Paul Gasgoigne is illegitimate, He ain't got no birth certificate

Paul Gasgoigne is illegitimate, he's a Tottenham b*stard, he's a Tottenham b*stard

 

Some general ones:

 

Come join us, come join us, come join us over here!

 

You couldn't run the magic roundabout!

 

You're so loud you must be Aldershot!

ladysaint

ladysaint

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6' 2" eyes of blue Jimmy Steele is after you

 

In response to he's got a f**king big nose, he's scored some f**king good goals

 

Le Tiss, Le Tiss, Matty Matt Le Tiss He gets the ball and takes the **** etc., etc.,

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