Jillyanne Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 They will feed you so will help reduce your bills in this tough economic climate. So far this week I could have feasted on frogs, pigeon (bit of a blood bath in the lounge mind) and just now one of them dragged a squirrel through the cat flap, already dead.
JohnnyFartPants Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 They will feed you so will help reduce your bills in this tough economic climate. So far this week I could have feasted on frogs, pigeon (bit of a blood bath in the lounge mind) and just now one of them dragged a squirrel through the cat flap, already dead. Are both the cats already dead or just the one that likes squirrels?
bridge too far Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 Can I swap my (nearly) dead one for your two live ones, Jilly?
Jillyanne Posted 23 October, 2008 Author Posted 23 October, 2008 Are both the cats already dead or just the one that likes squirrels? Cats are fine, squirrel is brown bread.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 Is cat flap code for your stench trench? I lol'd! Would be a little disturbed if a half mauled, dead squirrel was dragged out of Jilleh's va-jay jay!
Master Bates Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 Get them all stuffed. I lol'd! Would be a little disturbed if a half mauled, dead squirrel was dragged out of Jilleh's va-jay jay! I've seen worse come out of her.
CabbageFace Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 Jill, You have a smelly part Love C_F xxx
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 Get them all stuffed. I've seen worse come out of her. :smt016 :-& =; :smt078
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 I once came into our old house to see a decapitated pidgeon (Sorry Baj) on the lounge carpet. Feathers and blood everywhere. The cat was sat proudly above it staring at me as if to say 'look what I got for you!'
CabbageFace Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 I once came into our old house to see a decapitated pidgeon (Sorry Baj) on the lounge carpet. Feathers and blood everywhere. The cat was sat proudly above it staring at me as if to say 'look what I got for you!' Was jillyane on her period?
Master Bates Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 I once came into our old house to see a decapitated pidgeon (Sorry Baj) on the lounge carpet. Feathers and blood everywhere. The cat was sat proudly above it staring at me as if to say 'look what I got for you!' My brother once walked in to his flat to see one of his cats hanging from the window.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 Was jillyane on her period? No the blood wasnt 'heavy flow'
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 My brother once walked in to his flat to see one of his cats hanging from the window. Hanging from the window? Like window ledge style?
CabbageFace Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 My brother once walked in to his flat to see one of his cats hanging from the window. Emo's are ****s.
JohnnyFartPants Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 why? I assumed you would know why and that it was an in joke.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 why? Wasn't there something about the thread which was closed about pidgeons?
Master Bates Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 Hanging from the window? Like window ledge style? The cat tried climbing out the window got it's neck jammed, slipped and hung.
Master Bates Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 Wasn't there something about the thread which was closed about pidgeons? I made the pigeon thread Baj didn't mind it it was Teh saintfc that deleted it. Yes, pigeon is spelt WITHOUT a 'd'.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 I made the pigeon thread Baj didn't mind it it was Teh saintfc that deleted it. Yes, pigeon is spelt WITHOUT a 'd'. Ah, I thought Aids Victim said it was Baj? My bad. Did your bro's cat die then?
Master Bates Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 Yeah it died, as I say it hung it's self.
Jillyanne Posted 23 October, 2008 Author Posted 23 October, 2008 Yeah it died, as I say it hung it's self. Cat suicide, he must have hated living with your brother.
Master Bates Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 Cat suicide, he must have hated living with your brother. Bit ironic though cause my bro's the depressed suicidal one.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 Bit ironic though cause my bro's the depressed suicidal one. Keep him away from the main bored then for gods sake!
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 Two cats would be too much trouble can I have one and half ?
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 Keep him away from the main bored then for gods sake! To be fair he was quite jovial and light-hearted before he went there.
doublesaint Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 They will feed you so will help reduce your bills in this tough economic climate. So far this week I could have feasted on frogs, pigeon (bit of a blood bath in the lounge mind) and just now one of them dragged a squirrel through the cat flap, already dead. Clearly you are not feeding them enough food, they are probably starving and had to resort to eating whatever wildlife was around.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 October, 2008 Posted 23 October, 2008 Clearly you are not feeding them enough food, they are probably starving and had to resort to eating whatever wildlife was around. Dont get ya rat out Jilleh FFS!
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