the stain Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 (edited) Inspired by another thread, can we compile a comprehensive list of players who have been photographed with either their willy's out or an erection under their shorts? It would be good if we could get a full team out. So far we have... Harry Cripps (possibly a left back?) from Millwall (circa 1969) - source DSM - willy out in team photo Thomas Graveson (midfield) - source: Saint Stevo - willy out (unspecified where he was when the willy was out) Steve Lomas (midfield) - source: Benjii - erection (unspecified where he was when erection occured) Paul Scholes (midfield) - source: keithd - willy out during match (seems to be a home game from the 1990s?) Sezgin Özhan (position unknown) - souce: the stain - willy out during team photo (subsequently banned from his German part time team Vfvb Ruhrort/Laar for 10 weeks) Dean Saunders (forward) - source: durleyfos (unconfirmed) - willy out in team photo Tim Orchard (position unknown) from Clarence Football Club (Tasmania) - source: the stain - willy out in the background of a post match interview Barry Venison (midfield) from Liverpool - source: Gordon Mockles - erection in Pannini or Shoot sticker album photo Robbie Keane (forward) from Totenham - source: Benjii - erection visible after scoring a goal (against Sunderland?) DaMarcus Beasley (left midfield/wing) - source: Saint Stevo - penis out whilst having a wee during a game Peter Beardsley (forward) - source: Nellie - penis out during a game (international against Holland) So far then.... Goalkeeper - Right back - Left Back - Harry Cripps Centre Back Centre Back Right Midfield - Thomas Graveson Left Midfield - DaMarcus Beasley Centre Mid - Barry Venison Centre Mid - Paul Scholes Forward - Robbie Keane Forward - Peter Beardsley Subs bench: Steve Lomas Sezgin Özhan Tim Orchard Dean Saunders Any more? Edited 11 July, 2011 by the stain new willy found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 Didn't Dean Saunders do it for a team photo when he was at Brighton? Pretty sure they were sponsored by Nobbo at the time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 11 July, 2011 Author Share Posted 11 July, 2011 http://www.theoffside.com/europe/german-footballer-shows-his-penis-in-team-photo.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 11 July, 2011 Author Share Posted 11 July, 2011 http://www.illawarramercury.com.au/news/national/national/general/football-player-flashed-genitals-in-live-tv-broadcast/1547135.aspx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 Lomas was celebrating a goal. I'll see what I can find. There is also a well publicised photo if Diego M in the shower with a walnut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 Haven't got hold of it yet but here's a good one: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 11 July, 2011 Author Share Posted 11 July, 2011 Is that Robbie Keane? Would be good if it was as then we'd have a forward line sorted out. I wouldn't include Maradona in the squad if he was naked in the shower - that is normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 didnt DaMarcus Beasley whip his out and have a pee while warming up on the touchline at a World cup? EDIT- Yes he did- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sicTFKAUec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 2 Prize Pr!cks for the price of one!! An old classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 11 July, 2011 Author Share Posted 11 July, 2011 We're looking a bit short at the back. Any good defenders/goalies with their willy's out or erect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 We're looking a bit short at the back. Any good defenders/goalies with their willy's out or erect? How about Seaman getting lobbed from 40 yards in The European Cup match? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 From my very early days of going to The Dell late 60's - the matchday programmes used to have a Football League supplement (?) inside which had a team photo as the centre spread and you'd often see a stray bollock or bell end making an appearance - intentionally or not I'm not sure!! Anybody got programmes from that era could maybe have a quick rummage through and see what pops up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nellie Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 I realise you asked for a defender, but I can't believe you have overlooked Peter Beardsley and his obvious talent for whipping out the last turkey. Defo got to go down as a decent assist for Big Ruud too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 11 July, 2011 Author Share Posted 11 July, 2011 Fantastic! This is looking like a great team (going forward). Beardsley is the first name on the team sheet with a willy like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 Not a penis out, but Reyes had his penis bitten by a team mate after scoring a goal once in la Liga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 Didnt Rooney have an erection when he scored a penalty last season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 These photos were taken just seconds before Tevez got his cock out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 16 July, 2011 Share Posted 16 July, 2011 These photos were taken just seconds before Tevez got his cock out. That explains why Tevez wears gloves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 17 July, 2011 Share Posted 17 July, 2011 Wasn't there a photo at the end of last season of our game at Brighton with the players celebrating & Bart on the touchline appearing to have a boner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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