Saint in Paradise Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 is the name of the Beckhams new sprog. :lol: Poor poor kid. :facepalm: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefunkygibbons Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 Oh noes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 Just shows how bright they both are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 Harper Seven was named following a misunderstanding. David thought the Doctor asked him the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 Harper Seven was named following a misunderstanding. David thought the Doctor asked him the time. Good one More a case of Harper(s) bizarre I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 Sounds like a dodgy 1970's Sci-Fi film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 My daughter is called Harper six, guess that skinney cow had to go one better !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 I hacked into Posh Spices womb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 I used to drink that back in the 80s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 Just swirled some of that round the loo pan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 The middle name was supposed to be Sven, but there was a typo on the birth certificate. Christ knows where Harper came from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 harper is OK at best...but the word seven...about as pretentious as you can get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 Thought it was a new type of cleaning fluid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 Following on from Brooklyn being named where he was conceived, they've gone one step further and have named the kid after the time of conception Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 Harper is a relatively mild celebrity child name. She could survive an American playground with that. Combining it with Seven is bizarre! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 which one of the beckham kids will be the first checked in at the clinic...? im going for Romeo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itchen_block4 Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 I don't get why anyone would give their child a ridiculous names. It just leads to being bullied at school and being prejudged as a pretentious **** before people have even met you. It must be a millstone around the necks of these celebrity kids. Harper is reasonable (although I thought it was a bloke's name) but Seven is truely dumb. If any bullies are reading this, her mum is an anorexic tart with the body of a seven year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigersaint Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 I can never understand why these Celebs never think ahead and consider their childs future and the effect it will have on them when coming up with pretentious and ridiculous names. Do they think because of who they are that their child wont be exposed to ridicule at growing up, then and again I suppose it comes down to the Nanny to wipe the tears away while the Celebs continue promoting themselves regardless. It's about time many Celebs started putting their child first instead of thinking up other ways and using stupid kids names to keep their own name in the tabloids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 There is nothing wrong with the name Harper. It is a perfectly normal American name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 Harper is a relatively mild celebrity child name. She could survive an American playground with that. Combining it with Seven is bizarre! i thought seven was her middle name ? its not like everyone goes around addressing each with their 1st & middle name so wots the problem ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 12 July, 2011 Share Posted 12 July, 2011 I think they are forward thinking parents and have obviously signed a tv deal to rival the kids programme Ben 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 12 July, 2011 Share Posted 12 July, 2011 I'd just assumed Beckham had run out of space for his kids' names on his arms so he just used a tattoo that was already there. She's lucky she wasn't called "Funny Looking Jesus", "Something In Sanskrit" or "That's Supposed To Be Victoria". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 13 July, 2011 Share Posted 13 July, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz Posted 13 July, 2011 Share Posted 13 July, 2011 If she was 15 minutes later, she'd have been named Quarter Twaite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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