dune Posted 10 July, 2011 Posted 10 July, 2011 If I want to look cool at the next UKIP conference what hip words should I drop into conversation? Street Cred is everything at such gatherings.
Sheaf Saint Posted 10 July, 2011 Posted 10 July, 2011 Say everything is "groovy." Everyone will be really impressed at how down with the kids you are, honestly.
Fowllyd Posted 10 July, 2011 Posted 10 July, 2011 Just be yourself and you'll fit in just fine, I'm sure.
dune Posted 10 July, 2011 Author Posted 10 July, 2011 tell nigel farage he is a legend from me... Isn't there a more suitable word than legend? It's a bit dated for such groovy occasions.
Verbal Posted 10 July, 2011 Posted 10 July, 2011 Isn't there a more suitable word than legend? Laughing stock would be better. Try that.
Turkish Posted 10 July, 2011 Posted 10 July, 2011 never mind what you say, just make sure you are wearing some fetching wrist bands.
dune Posted 10 July, 2011 Author Posted 10 July, 2011 never mind what you say, just make sure you are wearing some fetching wrist bands. Good shout. But here comes the conundrum. When he asks about the merits of the 2006 arcticulated monkeys album compared to their subsequent releases what am i to say?
the stain Posted 10 July, 2011 Posted 10 July, 2011 Just walk around with a swagger calling everyone "my n*gger".
Turkish Posted 10 July, 2011 Posted 10 July, 2011 Good shout. But here comes the conundrum. When he asks about the merits of the 2006 arcticulated monkeys album compared to their subsequent releases what am i to say? Just ask him if he's ever been in the audience of Question Time, that will give you immediate qudos and put them on the backfoot, bowing to your superior worldy wisdom and insight.
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 10 July, 2011 Posted 10 July, 2011 Isn't there a more suitable word than legend? It's a bit dated for such groovy occasions. Benthelegend became known as Benthebellend if that helps?
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 10 July, 2011 Posted 10 July, 2011 Annex and Putsch are useful and try to drop the words 'Night of the Long Knives' whenever possible. Whatever you do, don't mention 'Valkyrie' as it may unsettle Farage.
the stain Posted 10 July, 2011 Posted 10 July, 2011 never mind what you say, just make sure you are wearing some fetching wrist bands. You do come across as insanely jealous of SuperMikey. I doubt that you are, but that's how it appears. Just saying.
benjii Posted 10 July, 2011 Posted 10 July, 2011 If I want to look cool at the next UKIP conference what hip words should I drop into conversation? Street Cred is everything at such gatherings. "Gays" instead of "queers" and "coloureds" instead of "darkies". HTH
dronskisaint Posted 10 July, 2011 Posted 10 July, 2011 Any vestige of street cred you might have had would be fukt by turning up at a UKIP conference anyway.
Verbal Posted 10 July, 2011 Posted 10 July, 2011 If I want to look cool at the next UKIP conference. I thought you were pretending to a Tory?
Junction 9 Posted 10 July, 2011 Posted 10 July, 2011 If you're really serious about looking cool, don't go.
Dimond Geezer Posted 10 July, 2011 Posted 10 July, 2011 Isn't there a more suitable word than legend? Ficticious story, myth, fable. You choose
Turkish Posted 10 July, 2011 Posted 10 July, 2011 You do come across as insanely jealous of SuperMikey. I doubt that you are, but that's how it appears. Just saying. I am like you the stain, I really care about what people on an Internet forum think of me.
dune Posted 10 July, 2011 Author Posted 10 July, 2011 Any vestige of street cred you might have had would be fukt by turning up at a UKIP conference anyway. You were saying. And note how my leader reads the Daily Express.
badgerx16 Posted 11 July, 2011 Posted 11 July, 2011 And note how my leader reads the Daily Express. In which case he'll never see a nipple. Anyway, should that not be 'mein fuhrer' ?
dune Posted 11 July, 2011 Author Posted 11 July, 2011 In which case he'll never see a nipple. No, but he'll meet me.
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 11 July, 2011 Posted 11 July, 2011 In which case he'll never see a nipple. No, but he'll meet me. Oh go on, I'll bite. Therefore not a nipple but a t!t ?
badgerx16 Posted 11 July, 2011 Posted 11 July, 2011 Oh go on, I'll bite. Therefore not a nipple but a t!t ? I'm not sure that Dunce has ever heard of John Cooper Clark.
dune Posted 11 July, 2011 Author Posted 11 July, 2011 I'm not sure that Dunce has ever heard of John Cooper Clark. Does he work with you on the burger van at Bloomfield Rd?
badgerx16 Posted 11 July, 2011 Posted 11 July, 2011 Does he work with you on the burger van at Bloomfield Rd? A job's a job, but you wouldn't understand the meaning of the word. Have you packed your lederhosen for the conference ?
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 11 July, 2011 Posted 11 July, 2011 In which case he'll never see a nipple. Anyway, should that not be 'mein fuhrer' ? I'm not sure that Dunce has ever heard of John Cooper Clark. AaaaaH! I loved Majorca Majorca.
Turkish Posted 11 July, 2011 Posted 11 July, 2011 dont forget to greet everyone with "wagwan rude boy" when you agree with something it's "safe cuz" when you dont agree threaten to "bust open you're blud clut" Also refer to everyone as "fam" and everyting will be sweet blud.
badgerx16 Posted 11 July, 2011 Posted 11 July, 2011 dont forget to greet everyone with "wagwan rude boy" when you agree with something it's "safe cuz" when you dont agree threaten to "bust open you're blud clut" Also refer to everyone as "fam" and everyting will be sweet blud. And don't forget to respond to every policy announcement with the exclamation 'Word !'.
Jimmy Gabriel's Halo Posted 11 July, 2011 Posted 11 July, 2011 Under no circumstances should you mention light aircraft. Not at all. "Dribble" is a good word. Nothing to do with UKIP, I just like it.
pap Posted 11 July, 2011 Posted 11 July, 2011 Can someone tell me the link between UKIP and Nazis please? I am sure there are reasons. Links, if you will.
badgerx16 Posted 11 July, 2011 Posted 11 July, 2011 (edited) Can someone tell me the link between UKIP and Nazis please? I am sure there are reasons. Links, if you will. Rhymes with prune, and involves large heaps of sand. Allegedly. Plus, nip over to the Public Sector Pensions thread, and see how far off topic that's gone, ( partly my fault, I admit ). Edited 11 July, 2011 by badgerx16
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