the stain Posted 8 July, 2011 Share Posted 8 July, 2011 terrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 8 July, 2011 Share Posted 8 July, 2011 Not a Jack Cork song, but would be nice to hear the chorus of this song sung again at St Mary's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane d Posted 8 July, 2011 Share Posted 8 July, 2011 Cork, Cork wherever you may be, you signed for saints from chelsea but it could be worse you could have been a skate and ****ged your mum by the garden gate. LOL Very Good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane d Posted 8 July, 2011 Share Posted 8 July, 2011 Jack Cork, Jack Cork, What'cha gonna do? What'cha gonna do When we sing for you? God knows why I have the Bad Boys tune in my head... A good shout this song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cool Posted 8 July, 2011 Share Posted 8 July, 2011 AC/DC's The Jack http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW2heKjzjIA We've got the Jack We've got the Jack We've got the Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack We've got the Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sperm_john Posted 8 July, 2011 Share Posted 8 July, 2011 Jack Cork! (to the tune of That's Life!) That's what all the people say .. Scoring goals in april ... Promoted in may ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 8 July, 2011 Share Posted 8 July, 2011 Not a Jack Cork song, but would be nice to hear the chorus of this song sung again at St Mary's... 'kin 'ell, sounds like something you'd find in some back street Oirish boozer. In which case you'll probably like this... ...probably mentions 'Cork' in there somewhere as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW11_Saint Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 And we like him, we like him, we like him, we like him, we l-l-l-like him, l-l-l-like him, Here he go-oes, Jack Cork all over the field. (To Rockin' All Over The World and referrign to his versatility). Now that would ROCK!!! Like it. Or how about even further back, and a nod to a great classically versatile Player of the past, Nick Holmes (to the tune of The Blue Danube) La la la la la Jack Cork, Jack Cork La la la la la Jack Cork, Jack Cork (ad infin) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smackalec Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 He plays at left back well, Right back well, Midfield, centre back, on the wing as well, His name is Jacky Corky and he plays for SAINTS And that's what it's all about..... WHOOOOOAAAAHHHH Jacky Corky WHOOOOOAAAAHHHH Jacky Corky Gets my vote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambertsrightleg Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 Cork, Cork wherever you may be, you signed for saints from chelsea but it could be worse you could have been a skate and ****ged your mum by the garden gate. cork cork, whoever you may be, you signed for saints from CFC, but it could be worse, you could have been a skate, and you'd rape your sister with your best mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rory Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 Jack Cork's back, ALRIGHT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 How about! "Return of the Jack!!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmore Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 Cork, Cork wherever you may be, you signed for saints from chelsea but it could be worse you could have been a skate and ****ged your mum by the garden gate. Don't like this one as it makes Saints sound ****e ("...signed for Saints but it could be worse?") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 9 July, 2011 Author Share Posted 9 July, 2011 He plays at left back well, Right back well, Midfield, centre back, on the wing as well, His name is Jacky Corky and he plays for SAINTS And that's what it's all about..... WHOOOOOAAAAHHHH Jacky Corky WHOOOOOAAAAHHHH Jacky Corky Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yateleysaint Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 Hit the net Jack Or don't you come back No more, no more, no more, Hit the net Jack, Or don't you come back no more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 Start spreading the news He’s signing today He wants to be a part of it Jack Cork, Jack Cork In Southampton shoes He’s longing to stay Right to the Premier League Jack Cork, Jack Cork He wants to wake up, in a city, that never sleeps And find he’s king of the hill, top of the league These little club blues Are melting away He’s made abrand new start of it Jack Cork, Jack Cork If he can make it here He’ll make it anywhere Its up to you, Jack Cork, Jack Cork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 Okay, I'm gonna have put a stop to this;, sorry but you're all making fools of yourselves. As a former (award winning) Saints lyricist and singer, I will show you how to do this properly. First you need to come up with some relevant lines to the actual player in question THEN you find a tune that they fit with. Finally, a chant must be exactly that...a chant. This one is to be sung like one of those yank marine corps marching chants; first group sing a line then the second group repeat it. Luke we do with Oh when the saints - oh when the saints. Go marching in - go marching in. You get the idea yeah? Try it, I probably make this seem easy, but then again I do come from a musical background. Jack Cork's back where he belongs Jack Cork's back where he belongs That's why we all sing this song That's why we all sing this song If you get too near our goal If you get too near our goal Jack's gonna tear you a new hole Jack's gonna tear you a new hole He's the reason we'll succeed He's the reason we'll succeed Getting back to the Premier League Getting back to the Premier League Jack Cork Jack Cork Jack Cork Jack Cork JACK CORK JACK CORK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 Start spreading the news He’s signing today He wants to be a part of it Jack Cork, Jack Cork In Southampton shoes He’s longing to stay Right to the Premier League Jack Cork, Jack Cork He wants to wake up, in a city, that never sleeps And find he’s king of the hill, top of the league These little club blues Are melting away He’s made abrand new start of it Jack Cork, Jack Cork If he can make it here He’ll make it anywhere Its up to you, Jack Cork, Jack Cork. That's the worst one yet. Idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 That's the worst one yet. Idiot. Suck my fat one, I'm drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 Do you want me to print some song sheets out and distribute them at our first away match? It'd be no trouble, really. All I ask is 5hat I get 100% of all royalties and my boatrace on the CD case. And you all have to wear 'we love hamster' T-Shirts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 Suck my fat one, I'm drunk I'm sorry, it wasn't really the worst one. I quite liked it really. In fact, I think it's the best one. I was just jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 You are my Jack Cork, my only Jack Cork, You make me horny, cos I am gay, You'll never know Jack, how much I love you, So please don't take my Jack Cork away. I can see the Northam singing this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 Whats that coming out of defence is it jack Cork, is it Jack Cork Whats that coming out of defence is it jack Cork, is it Jack Cork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 It's Jack Cork, Jack Cork Gotta get down St marys Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend Jack Cork, Jack Cork Gettin' down St marys Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfc4prem Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 Cork, Cork wherever you may be, you signed for saints from chelsea but it could be worse you could have been a skate and ****ged your mum by the garden gate. Cork, Cork wherever you may be You signed for saints from chelsea you knew it was right and you'll never be ****e now you play in the mighty red and white dunno if it works with the tune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 His name is Jack and he plays at the back, both away and at Saints' home with team mates we'll remember, wherever we will roam His name is Jack and he plays at the back of the greatest football team that Hampshire's ever known We all love Jack and he plays at the back of the greatest football team that Hampshire's ever known Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 His name is Jack and he plays at the back, both away and at Saints' home with team mates we'll remember, wherever we will roam His name is Jack and he plays at the back of the greatest football team that Hampshire's ever known We all love Jack and he plays at the back of the greatest football team that Hampshire's ever known Is that from Teenage Opera ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 Is that from Teenage Opera ? No! Manfred Mann. You're thinking of Grocer Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 Mannfred Mann singing "My name is Jack" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alain Perrin Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 Chants should be simple. No complex, multiplicative inflected stanzas or complicated words. For example: To the tune of "He's got the whole world in his hands"... "You've got a co-ork up yer arse, You've got a co-o-ork up yer arse, You've got a co-ork up yer arse. You've got Jack Cork up yer arse." Ideally sung at at opposition attacker as JC steams into the back of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 No! Manfred Mann. You're thinking of Grocer Jack Sorry - I was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fergie Posted 9 July, 2011 Share Posted 9 July, 2011 Less of the Playing at the back stuff...he's a midfielder!! "our jack, in the middle of the pitch"!! Not great but he's more of a midfielder than RB / defender!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW11_Saint Posted 10 July, 2011 Share Posted 10 July, 2011 He plays at left back well, Right back well, Midfield, centre back, on the wing as well, His name is Jacky Corky and he plays for SAINTS And that's what it's all about..... WHOOOOOAAAAHHHH Jacky Corky WHOOOOOAAAAHHHH Jacky Corky Agreed. The absolute winner, without a doubt. End the thread now and start singing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 10 July, 2011 Share Posted 10 July, 2011 He plays at left back well, Right back well, Midfield, centre back, on the wing as well, His name is Jacky Corky and he plays for SAINTS And that's what it's all about..... WHOOOOOAAAAHHHH Jacky Corky WHOOOOOAAAAHHHH Jacky Corky Agreed. The absolute winner, without a doubt. End the thread now and start singing. ...I can't wait to see the Northam all doing it together, complete with actions...particularly the last bit..."knees bend, arms stretch, rah-rah-rah". A sight to behold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 10 July, 2011 Share Posted 10 July, 2011 Less of the Playing at the back stuff...he's a midfielder!! "our jack, in the middle of the pitch"!! Not great but he's more of a midfielder than RB / defender!! Easily remedied, although I thought that he could play anywhere across the defence too. His name is Jack and we've got him back, now he calls Southampton home and Saints fans all remember him, when he was here on loan His name is Jack and we've got him back in the greatest football team that Hampshire's ever known We all love Jack and we've got him back in the greatest football team that Hampshire's ever known Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 10 July, 2011 Share Posted 10 July, 2011 Originally Posted by BristolRedStripe He plays at left back well, Right back well, Midfield, centre back, on the wing as well, His name is Jacky Corky and he plays for SAINTS And that's what it's all about.. WHOOOOOAAAAHHHH Jacky Corky WHOOOOOAAAAHHHH Jacky Corky Jackie Corky??? Please, NO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 10 July, 2011 Share Posted 10 July, 2011 Mannfred Mann singing "My name is Jack" Just watched the opening of that clip. 1968, long before the PC lobby, singing about coming from a "home for wayward boys and girls". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 10 July, 2011 Share Posted 10 July, 2011 He's got the same intitials as Jesus Christ He's got the same intitials as Jesus Christ He's got the same intitials as Jesus Christ And he makes your team look sh-ite Whole world up his arse, innit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 10 July, 2011 Share Posted 10 July, 2011 (edited) How about (to the tune stick in the middle with you); Adam to the left of you, Alex to the right, And Jack Cork in the middle with you... Edited 10 July, 2011 by Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cool Posted 10 July, 2011 Share Posted 10 July, 2011 Nice simple one based on the KC and the Sunshine Band disco classic Jack's a Saint uh hu uh hu I like it uh hu uh hu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zu0p7xWLoU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 10 July, 2011 Share Posted 10 July, 2011 How about (to the tune stick in the middle with you); Adam to the left of you, Alex to the right, And Jack Cork in the middle with you... That would make this a chant for the 4th midfielder, not for Jack Cork at all. For that reason I am going to say your chant is utter sh*te. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 10 July, 2011 Share Posted 10 July, 2011 Nice simple one based on the KC and the Sunshine Band disco classic Jack's a Saint uh hu uh hu I like it uh hu uh hu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zu0p7xWLoU That is possibly the worst idea that has ever been expressed by any living organism since the world came into existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adrian lord Posted 10 July, 2011 Share Posted 10 July, 2011 Walkin' in a Corkin' Wonderland... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 10 July, 2011 Share Posted 10 July, 2011 Walkin' in a Corkin' Wonderland... nonsense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La BoIS Saint Posted 10 July, 2011 Share Posted 10 July, 2011 Keep it simple. Instead of singing "Pork, pork" to the police sing "Cork, Cork" to the same "tune". Guaranteed winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 10 July, 2011 Share Posted 10 July, 2011 How about...... Jack Cork, Jack Cork , Cork. Jack , Jack , Jack , Jack Jack Cork, Jack, Jack, Jack Cork Jack Cork, Jack , Jack, jack Cork Jack Cork, Cork, Cork, Cork, Cork. To to Juliet Bravo theme tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 10 July, 2011 Share Posted 10 July, 2011 How about...... Jack Cork, Jack Cork , Cork. Jack , Jack , Jack , Jack Jack Cork, Jack, Jack, Jack Cork Jack Cork, Jack , Jack, jack Cork Jack Cork, Cork, Cork, Cork, Cork. To to Juliet Bravo theme tune. Hmmm. This post reminds me of the sort of thing that Deppo would post if he were still around. Hmmm indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 10 July, 2011 Share Posted 10 July, 2011 To to Juliet Bravo theme tune.How does that go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 10 July, 2011 Share Posted 10 July, 2011 To the tune of 'Walking In The Air' We're corking in the air We're floating in the moonlit sky The people far below are sleeping as we fly I'm holding very tight I'm riding in the midnight blue I'm finding I can fly so high above with you Far across the world The villages go by like dreams The rivers and the hills, the forests and the streams Children gaze open mouthed Taken by surprise Nobody down below believes their eyes We're surfing in the air We're swimming in the frozen sky We're drifting over icy mountains floating by Suddenly swooping low On an ocean deep Rousing up a mighty monster from his sleep And corking in the air We're dancing in the midnight sky And everyone who sees us greets us as we fly We're corking in the air We're corking in the air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 10 July, 2011 Share Posted 10 July, 2011 I said "Hey Jack!", take a Cork on the wild side. Doo da doo da doo, doo da doo doo da doo da doo, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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