eurosaint Posted 7 July, 2011 Posted 7 July, 2011 I'll start.... "There's only one Jack Cork...." That sounds like an awesome chant, how did you manage to come up with something so original ??
Asaint4ever Posted 7 July, 2011 Posted 7 July, 2011 That sounds like an awesome chant, how did you manage to come up with something so original ?? Your sarcasm sounds original to! Yawn zzzZZz
Saint Charlie Posted 7 July, 2011 Posted 7 July, 2011 Jack Cork duh duh duh duh (Yoof can hit the boads at the back of the Northam)
benjii Posted 7 July, 2011 Posted 7 July, 2011 Jacky Cork, Cork, Cork He's not muslim, he eats pork, Jacky Cork, Cork, Cork He's not kosher, he eats pork Jacky Cork, Cork, Cork He's not a vege, he eats pork Jacky Cork, Cork, Cork Adkins couldn't attract players and we lacked ambition but now he's bought.
chocco boxo Posted 7 July, 2011 Posted 7 July, 2011 6 Ft 2 eyes of blue Corky's Dad is after you...........lal la lalla
Golden Balls Posted 7 July, 2011 Author Posted 7 July, 2011 Your sarcasm sounds original to! Yawn zzzZZz I guess I just have unbelievable talent in the song writing department!
notnowcato Posted 7 July, 2011 Posted 7 July, 2011 His old man used to get: Alan Cork, Alan Cork, Alan Alan Cork, He's got no hair but we don't care, Alan Alan Cork **** I'm gettin on a bit.
krissyboy31 Posted 7 July, 2011 Posted 7 July, 2011 His old man used to get: Alan Cork, Alan Cork, Alan Alan Cork, He's got no hair but we don't care, Alan Alan Cork **** I'm gettin on a bit. Unfortunately Jack only has a one syllable forename and a full mop of hair, otherwise this would be a winner!
the boy from saints Posted 7 July, 2011 Posted 7 July, 2011 'My name is Jack, & I play at the back, at the SOuthamptOn defence..' etc
the boy from saints Posted 7 July, 2011 Posted 7 July, 2011 ...Or 'My name's Jack & I play at the back Of the SOuthamptOn defence at Saint Mary's stadium' riffing On a theme...
Jimmy_D Posted 7 July, 2011 Posted 7 July, 2011 or like the old Stern John chant.... Jaaaaaaa-ack Cork, Jaaaaa-ack, Jaaaaaaaa-ack Cork....
the stain Posted 7 July, 2011 Posted 7 July, 2011 Everybody, yeah Rock your body, yeah Everybody, yeah Rock your body right Jack Cork's back, alright Hey, yeah Oh my God, he's back again Brothers, sisters, everybody sing Gonna bring the flavor, show you how Gotta question for you better answer now, yeah Is he original? Yeah Is he the only one? Yeah Is he sexual? Yeah Is he everything we need? He's gonna rock your body now Everybody Yeah Rock your body Yeah Everybody Rock your body right Jack Cork's back, alright Alright Now throw your hands up in the air Wave them around like you just don't care If you wanna party let me hear you yell Cuz we got it goin' on again Yeah Is he original? Yeah Is he the only one? Yeah Is he sexual? Yeah Is he everything we need? He's gonna rock your body now Everybody Yeah Rock your body Yeah Everybody Rock your body right Jack Cork's back, alright Alright So everybody, everywhere Don't be afraid, don't have no fear I'm gonna tell the world, make you understand As long as there'll be Saints, he'll be comin' back again Everybody, yeah Rock your body, yeah Everybody Rock your body right (rock your body right) Jack Cork's back Everybody (everybody) Yeah (rock your body) Rock your body (everybody) Yeah (everybody rock your body) Everybody (everybody, rock your body) Rock your body right (everybody) Jack Cork's back, alright
Jimmy_D Posted 7 July, 2011 Posted 7 July, 2011 Everybody, yeah Rock your body, yeah Everybody, yeah Rock your body right Jack Cork's back, alright Bet you can't get Northam singing that before the end of the season!
Bad Wolf Posted 7 July, 2011 Posted 7 July, 2011 We signed Jack Cork for the second time Do do do do do do We stole him from Burnley but it's no crime Do do do do do do I've got a good idea! Just you keep me near! I'll be so good for....Southampton FC!!!
Saint Fan CaM Posted 7 July, 2011 Posted 7 July, 2011 (edited) Kick the ball Jack and don't you look back no more, no more, no more, no more, Kick the ball Jack, cos you're a Saint foreeeeever more! Cheques in the post please - nice and simple - I can hear this being sung at SMS! Edited 8 July, 2011 by Saint Fan CaM
St Marco Posted 7 July, 2011 Posted 7 July, 2011 Would be awesome if he was made captain as could then try and parody the lonley islands Jack Sparrow chorus From the day he was born he yearned to play for Southampton old captain Jack giving them what for. He's the lord of the green turf the reason your be a loser In his locker he's got plenty more Or something like that "The orgional lyrics were FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR. HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE SURF THE JESTER OF TORTUGA BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE?" Could always change the last line to something about Dave Jones locker but that could be bad
SNSUN Posted 7 July, 2011 Posted 7 July, 2011 Jack Cork, Jack Cork, What'cha gonna do? What'cha gonna do When we sing for you? God knows why I have the Bad Boys tune in my head...
Pilchards Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 Jack Cork! I can't remember who sang the tune though.
the stain Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 Jack Cork! I can't remember who sang the tune though. It was Michael Bolton.
Pilchards Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 It was Michael Bolton. Phew that was it. It would get the northam rocking.
Saint Fan CaM Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 Kick the ball Jack and don't you look back no more, no more, no more, no more, Kick the ball Jack, cos you're a Saint foreeeeever more! Cheques in the post please - nice and simple - I can hear this being sung at SMS! This. (bump!) (;
BristolRedStripe Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 And we like him, we like him, we like him, we like him, we l-l-l-like him, l-l-l-like him, Here he go-oes, Jack Cork all over the field. (To Rockin' All Over The World and referrign to his versatility). Now that would ROCK!!!
BristolRedStripe Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 He plays at left back well, Right back well, Midfield, centre back, on the wing as well, His name is Jacky Corky and he plays for SAINTS And that's what it's all about..... WHOOOOOAAAAHHHH Jacky Corky WHOOOOOAAAAHHHH Jacky Corky
latter day saint Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 Jack Cork, Jack Cork, What'cha gonna do? What'cha gonna do When we sing for you? God knows why I have the Bad Boys tune in my head... this please !
Turkish Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 He plays down the middle he plays on the right Jack Cork makes Xavi look shi*e
Thedelldays Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 Jack Cork, Jack Cork, What'cha gonna do? What'cha gonna do When we sing for you? God knows why I have the Bad Boys tune in my head... please. god. no
LaptopSaint Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 We love you Corky we do We love you Corky we do We love you Corky we do Oh Corky we love you We hate Pompey We hate Pompey We hate Pompey You're **** aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Fan The Flames Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 He wants to play for a club thats never crap And find he’s a number one, top of the league, kings of the south a number one The little town the blues, are losing again We’re gonna get back up this time – with old Jack Cork And if he can make it here, he’ll take us premiership It up to you - Jack Cork Jack Cork
the stain Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 I believe the Jack Cork is our future Treat him well and let him lead the way Show him all the beauty we possess inside Give him a sense of pride to make it easier Let Jack Corks laughter remind us how we used to be Everybody searching for a hero People need someone to look up to Jack Cork! Jack Cork! Jack Cork! This is just a quick idea that I cam up with. I think the lyrics are quite deep for a football song and reckon that if we were to sing this on the terraces we could change the nature of football chants forever. It's worth a go, surely?
the stain Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 I've written another one that could be alright: I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be Jack Cork! Jack Cork! Jack Cork!
the stain Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 And a final one, not so sure about this one, but it could be good if everyone shouts it loud: So macho, he's gotta be so macho He's gotta big big and strong, enough to turn me on He's gotta have big blue eyes, be able to satisfy He's gotta big big and strong, enough to turn me on Jack Cork! Jack Cork! Jack Cork! I'd need to check what colour eyes he actually has, but that can be changed easily.
sussexsaint Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 woooooooaah Corky corky Wooooooooaaah Corky Corky Woooah Corky Corky Thats what we all should shout , Oi
Saint-Fred Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 Cork, Cork wherever you may be, you signed for saints from chelsea but it could be worse you could have been a skate and ****ged your mum by the garden gate.
Hatch Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 he here, he's there, he's every f**king where. JC , JC So the church goers can join in as well.
holepuncture Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 Everybody, yeah Rock your body, yeah Everybody, yeah Rock your body right Jack Cork's back, alright Hey, yeah Oh my God, he's back again Brothers, sisters, everybody sing Gonna bring the flavor, show you how Gotta question for you better answer now, yeah Is he original? Yeah Is he the only one? Yeah Is he sexual? Yeah Is he everything we need? He's gonna rock your body now Everybody Yeah Rock your body Yeah Everybody Rock your body right Jack Cork's back, alright Alright Now throw your hands up in the air Wave them around like you just don't care If you wanna party let me hear you yell Cuz we got it goin' on again Yeah Is he original? Yeah Is he the only one? Yeah Is he sexual? Yeah Is he everything we need? He's gonna rock your body now Everybody Yeah Rock your body Yeah Everybody Rock your body right Jack Cork's back, alright Alright So everybody, everywhere Don't be afraid, don't have no fear I'm gonna tell the world, make you understand As long as there'll be Saints, he'll be comin' back again Everybody, yeah Rock your body, yeah Everybody Rock your body right (rock your body right) Jack Cork's back Everybody (everybody) Yeah (rock your body) Rock your body (everybody) Yeah (everybody rock your body) Everybody (everybody, rock your body) Rock your body right (everybody) Jack Cork's back, alright I've written another one that could be alright: I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be Jack Cork! Jack Cork! Jack Cork! Very poor There used to be this kind old fellow on here called Deppo who also used to be a dab hand at writing deep, emotionally dark (holding hands in the rain kind of stuff), and romantic football chants... man i ****ing miss that guy, but you have made life on the saints internet focus group just that little bit more bearable... thank you the stain. do you have any contemporary flamenco mock ups that you think might be a bit noughty in block 42? jack cork is going to be ****ing buzzing mate
Jones91 Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 Cork/Jack, Cork wherever you may be, you signed for Southampton from Chelsea but it could be worse you could have been a skate and fingered your mum by the garden gate. This - with a bit of work...
Charlie Wayman Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 Jacky Cork, Cork, Cork He's not muslim, he eats pork, Jacky Cork, Cork, Cork He's not kosher, he eats pork Jacky Cork, Cork, Cork He's not a vege, he eats pork Jacky Cork, Cork, Cork Adkins couldn't attract players and we lacked ambition but now he's bought. Say after me three times "I am not prejudiced"
Turkish Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 I believe the Jack Cork is our future Treat him well and let him lead the way Show him all the beauty we possess inside Give him a sense of pride to make it easier Let Jack Corks laughter remind us how we used to be Everybody searching for a hero People need someone to look up to Jack Cork! Jack Cork! Jack Cork! This is just a quick idea that I cam up with. I think the lyrics are quite deep for a football song and reckon that if we were to sing this on the terraces we could change the nature of football chants forever. It's worth a go, surely? How gay.
DECROMAX Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 Cork, Cork wherever you may be, you signed for saints from chelsea but it could be worse you could have been a skate with that nob John westw00d as your new best mate
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