jjsaint Posted 7 July, 2011 Share Posted 7 July, 2011 Has this ever happened to anyone else! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 7 July, 2011 Share Posted 7 July, 2011 How old are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 7 July, 2011 Share Posted 7 July, 2011 a lad at school managed to twist his nads,which looked very painful but was f*cking hilarious ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 7 July, 2011 Share Posted 7 July, 2011 I did once when sitting in bed and once when I was driving in some shorts. Painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 7 July, 2011 Share Posted 7 July, 2011 You have more than 1? Weirdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokie Posted 8 July, 2011 Share Posted 8 July, 2011 No, I've never sat on one of your balls. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MongoNeil Posted 8 July, 2011 Share Posted 8 July, 2011 I have once, while you were sleeping, I think you enjoyed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 8 July, 2011 Author Share Posted 8 July, 2011 It's not something I want to repeat in hurry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Upwind Posted 8 July, 2011 Share Posted 8 July, 2011 I once sat on a rugby ball - hope this helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimond Geezer Posted 8 July, 2011 Share Posted 8 July, 2011 A lad I went to school was having a "dubby" on his mates bike, he was sat on the rear rack, the same rack that had the rear light bolted to it, the bolts were projecting up between his legs as he sat on the rack. They fell off & the upshot (possibly the wrong word) is that he lost a bollock. It was replaced with a plastic one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 8 July, 2011 Share Posted 8 July, 2011 /\ Same happened to my mate only he lost both! He had his replaced with stainless steel ball bearings, poor sod. You can hear him coming now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 8 July, 2011 Share Posted 8 July, 2011 /\ Same happened to my mate only he lost both! He had his replaced with stainless steel ball bearings, poor sod. You can hear him coming now. Do they call him Newton by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigersaint Posted 8 July, 2011 Share Posted 8 July, 2011 I have an irrational dislike of Vauxhall Astras from around the late 80's, early 90's for this reason alone. Upon getting into a bosses Astra GTE all those years ago I happened to sit down into the car awkwardly and crunch upon my tender orbs under my own body weight! Aside from the instant and uncomfortable stomach pain both of my testes had a severe dull ache for several weeks afterwards. I hope it is something I never repeat, and although I have since got into a Vauxhall Astra comfortably I did once have an episode of Epididymitis which reminded me very much of my original ball crunching experience! Again, something I hope is never repeated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 10 July, 2011 Share Posted 10 July, 2011 It's not something I want to repeat in hurry. No, it's best to take your time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 I have an irrational dislike of Vauxhall Astras from around the late 80's, early 90's for this reason alone. Upon getting into a bosses Astra GTE all those years ago I happened to sit down into the car awkwardly and crunch upon my tender orbs under my own body weight! Aside from the instant and uncomfortable stomach pain both of my testes had a severe dull ache for several weeks afterwards. I hope it is something I never repeat, and although I have since got into a Vauxhall Astra comfortably I did once have an episode of Epididymitis which reminded me very much of my original ball crunching experience! Again, something I hope is never repeated! Try using a couple of these, they're supposed to be excellent for putting your balls in before you drive off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 11 July, 2011 Share Posted 11 July, 2011 An ex girlfriend used to juggle mine with her tongue "I really miss her, I mean really really miss her" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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