latter day saint Posted 7 July, 2011 Posted 7 July, 2011 a lad at school managed to twist his nads,which looked very painful but was f*cking hilarious !
Secret Site Agent Posted 7 July, 2011 Posted 7 July, 2011 I did once when sitting in bed and once when I was driving in some shorts. Painful.
MongoNeil Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 I have once, while you were sleeping, I think you enjoyed it.
Dimond Geezer Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 A lad I went to school was having a "dubby" on his mates bike, he was sat on the rear rack, the same rack that had the rear light bolted to it, the bolts were projecting up between his legs as he sat on the rack. They fell off & the upshot (possibly the wrong word) is that he lost a bollock. It was replaced with a plastic one.
hamster Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 /\ Same happened to my mate only he lost both! He had his replaced with stainless steel ball bearings, poor sod. You can hear him coming now.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 /\ Same happened to my mate only he lost both! He had his replaced with stainless steel ball bearings, poor sod. You can hear him coming now. Do they call him Newton by any chance?
Gigersaint Posted 8 July, 2011 Posted 8 July, 2011 I have an irrational dislike of Vauxhall Astras from around the late 80's, early 90's for this reason alone. Upon getting into a bosses Astra GTE all those years ago I happened to sit down into the car awkwardly and crunch upon my tender orbs under my own body weight! Aside from the instant and uncomfortable stomach pain both of my testes had a severe dull ache for several weeks afterwards. I hope it is something I never repeat, and although I have since got into a Vauxhall Astra comfortably I did once have an episode of Epididymitis which reminded me very much of my original ball crunching experience! Again, something I hope is never repeated!
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 10 July, 2011 Posted 10 July, 2011 It's not something I want to repeat in hurry. No, it's best to take your time.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 11 July, 2011 Posted 11 July, 2011 I have an irrational dislike of Vauxhall Astras from around the late 80's, early 90's for this reason alone. Upon getting into a bosses Astra GTE all those years ago I happened to sit down into the car awkwardly and crunch upon my tender orbs under my own body weight! Aside from the instant and uncomfortable stomach pain both of my testes had a severe dull ache for several weeks afterwards. I hope it is something I never repeat, and although I have since got into a Vauxhall Astra comfortably I did once have an episode of Epididymitis which reminded me very much of my original ball crunching experience! Again, something I hope is never repeated! Try using a couple of these, they're supposed to be excellent for putting your balls in before you drive off...
Saint-scooby Posted 11 July, 2011 Posted 11 July, 2011 An ex girlfriend used to juggle mine with her tongue "I really miss her, I mean really really miss her"
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