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I just sat on one of my balls


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A lad I went to school was having a "dubby" on his mates bike, he was sat on the rear rack, the same rack that had the rear light bolted to it, the bolts were projecting up between his legs as he sat on the rack. They fell off & the upshot (possibly the wrong word) is that he lost a bollock. It was replaced with a plastic one.

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Same happened to my mate only he lost both! He had his replaced with stainless steel ball bearings, poor sod.

 

You can hear him coming now.

 

Do they call him Newton by any chance? :D

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I have an irrational dislike of Vauxhall Astras from around the late 80's, early 90's for this reason alone.

 

Upon getting into a bosses Astra GTE all those years ago I happened to sit down into the car awkwardly and crunch upon my tender orbs under my own body weight! Aside from the instant and uncomfortable stomach pain both of my testes had a severe dull ache for several weeks afterwards.

 

I hope it is something I never repeat, and although I have since got into a Vauxhall Astra comfortably I did once have an episode of Epididymitis which reminded me very much of my original ball crunching experience! Again, something I hope is never repeated! :scared:

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I have an irrational dislike of Vauxhall Astras from around the late 80's, early 90's for this reason alone.

 

Upon getting into a bosses Astra GTE all those years ago I happened to sit down into the car awkwardly and crunch upon my tender orbs under my own body weight! Aside from the instant and uncomfortable stomach pain both of my testes had a severe dull ache for several weeks afterwards.

 

I hope it is something I never repeat, and although I have since got into a Vauxhall Astra comfortably I did once have an episode of Epididymitis which reminded me very much of my original ball crunching experience! Again, something I hope is never repeated! :scared:

 

Try using a couple of these, they're supposed to be excellent for putting your balls in before you drive off...

 

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