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Drive to Bloomfield Road Stadium, play the IT superstar/guru for about 8 hours, then drive home again.

 

If it's school holidays it changes to cycle rather than drive.

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Support people with disabilities to do stuff, usually stuff I enjoy doing myself.

 

On the past few months I have supported people to go to pubs, use computers, go to re-enactments, visit art galleries, shoot rifles, go shopping, play golf, watch Saints (home and away), do karaoke, play indoor cricket and loads more that have slipped my mind atm.

 

And you lot have the audacity to want to duck with my pension!

 

I actually love almost every aspect of my current job and WOULD do it for free if I could afford to.

 

 

 

My other job is a test pilot for Airfix WWII fighters, v boring.

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Support people with disabilities to do stuff, usually stuff I enjoy doing myself. .

 

 

Would love to be in a financial position to do something like that

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Don't get me wrong, I do work my ******** off most days, you taxpayers certainly get your pound of flesh.

I also get to drive a big bus which was a childhood dream. I won't disclose the less glamorous side of my work though, not in polite company. Worst aspect is meetings and file keeping and dealing with directors, we have a mutual disrespect for each other, suits me just fine.

 

My dream job would be.disability co-ordinator for Saints. Probably would hate it for the reasons above though, o like to be left to get on with stuff.

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Head Gardener, used to spend my days cutting grass,weeding hedging cutting and such like.....now I seem to spend my life filling in health and safety paper work or dealing with HR issues.

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I am a semi retired gynaecologist although I do some part time work.

 

 

Just to keep my hand in, you understand.

 

Says a judge. Good grief.

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I went to the Brentford away game with Hamster as an enabler (not a very good one!) and had a fantastic time. Would love to do something like that in the future.

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Quality Control Checker and Test Driving of prospective young nubile girls (strictly 18 or over) for the local harem :nod:.......... a vast improvement on my previous position of putting exactly the correct amout of grains of sand into egg timers :spaz:

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I get paid to find new commercial properties to invest in, I actually spend about 80% of my time involved in my bosses huge art collection.

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Professional Golfing Groupie, provider of Cigarretes to Sky Commentators and Golf Psychology mentor to The European tour.

 

On my days off I am doing penance saving the planet having previously spent 13 years shipping over 15 million Lead Acid batteries into the Middle East in order to pollute the desert and win the war against the Nutters.

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So far we know your age and occupation. What's the next thread...

 

Ni number

Address

Mum's maiden name

date of birth?

 

Penis girth, obviously.

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I'm a Purchasing and Stock Control Manager for a Tech Company mainly specialising in Flash memory and Portable power products.

 

Been doing this for a fair few years now and quite enjoy it, it's amazing how quickly the technology progresses and the capacities of flash memory increase.

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Need any help??? Im an IT Systems Administrator

 

Always need help but IT is not the most funded of departments in a Zoo so im a department of 1.

 

Maybe one day.

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