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Newquay is, by far, the most horrible place in Cornwall. Especially in summer. IMO.

 

Because its busy. Ideal for a stag do wouldnt you say?

 

Bertie's is the place. I got a 100% pulling record in there which is no mean feat considering the state of my boat race. Sailors is okay but gets very busy. Tall Trees is like a converted working mens club but an absolute grotfest too.

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Dirty Berties

 

Went in there early one night to find a group of reasonably attractive girls on a hen night, they all took their knickers off, then put them over their heads and wore them as necklaces.

 

Classy place.

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Hmmmm. Well. Not great I'd say. OK for what it is, went to quite a few places. Went to Sailors which I thought was awful, like Martines used to be in Eastleigh only bigger. Roof terrace was good though. Various sh!te bars around the place and one decent place called Red Square that was banging out D'n'B on Sat night. During the day the Great Western Hotel was a great place to sit and have some beers, a fantastic view of the cliffs. All in all though a bit of a sh!thole, but as a Stag destination not bad. Wouldn't f*cking camp again though, that was a bad idea - zero kip.

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