Golden Balls Posted 6 July, 2011 Share Posted 6 July, 2011 After sorting out all the people I believe are worthy... I would make all my closets friends quite their jobs and pay them to be my entourage. Buy houses all over the world Custom a yacht Custom a car or 3 Buy a box at SMS Buy 100 Season tickets for a school of my choice Help my mate with his business Set up a few business' of my own. Most likely starting with a chain of bars Brew my own ale And then end up living like Hugh Hefner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 6 July, 2011 Share Posted 6 July, 2011 First thing everyone should buy is a pot, so you will always have one to p*** in once you have blown the loot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 12 July, 2011 Share Posted 12 July, 2011 Better check those tickets folks https://www.national-lottery.co.uk/player/euromillions/results/prizeBreakdown.ftl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 13 July, 2011 Share Posted 13 July, 2011 Fair play to whichever lucky bar steward is sitting on that ticket! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefunkygibbons Posted 13 July, 2011 Share Posted 13 July, 2011 It will be a milestone around them To be fair, a change in their lives for good could be achieved with a tenth of that, whereas now they will have to spend all their time managing money and dealing with jealousy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 13 July, 2011 Share Posted 13 July, 2011 Hope its a syndicate so it gets shared around. Hope it's not a Northerner as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 13 July, 2011 Share Posted 13 July, 2011 It will be a milestone around them To be fair, a change in their lives for good could be achieved with a tenth of that, whereas now they will have to spend all their time managing money and dealing with jealousy Damn sight easier than having to earn it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 13 July, 2011 Share Posted 13 July, 2011 Even my ex would have problems spending that amount plus £500,000 a month in interest !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones91 Posted 14 July, 2011 Share Posted 14 July, 2011 I've heard a taxi driver from Nursling has won it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 14 July, 2011 Share Posted 14 July, 2011 I know a taxi driver who lives in Nursling, nice chap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 14 July, 2011 Share Posted 14 July, 2011 I've heard a taxi driver from Nursling has won it I've heard it's somehwere near Clacton. You can bet that in every part of the country these rumours are doing the rounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones91 Posted 14 July, 2011 Share Posted 14 July, 2011 The Echo reports that the winning ticket was bought in Sainsbury's Lordshill... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 14 July, 2011 Share Posted 14 July, 2011 (edited) The winner of the £161 Million has just claimed there prize. What a C*NT!!!! I hope it f****** ruined there life! I hope they have leeches hanging from every thread of there clothing for every moment that passes in there stinking money filled life! I bet the winner is a right piece of shít aswell. Only right c*nting f*cks win that sort of stupid prize. The f*ck. I hope they drop the cheque down a sewer pipe. Then get there hand stuck whilst trying to fish it out. To the winner: F*** You and stick all that rotten money up your ass you jammy f***! Edited 14 July, 2011 by saintscottofthenortham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 14 July, 2011 Share Posted 14 July, 2011 The winner of the £161 Million has just claimed there prize. What a C*NT!!!! I hope it f****** ruined there life! I hope they have leeches hanging from every thread of there clothing for every moment that passes in there stinking money filled life! I bet the winner is a right piece of shít aswell. Only right c*nting f*cks win that sort of stupid prize. The f*ck. I hope they drop the cheque down a sewer pipe. Then get there hand stuck whilst trying to fish it out. To the winner: F*** You and stick all that rotten money up your ass you jammy f***! Calm down darling, I'll chuck you a fiver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 The winner of the £161 Million has just claimed there prize. What a C*NT!!!! I hope it f****** ruined there life! I hope they have leeches hanging from every thread of there clothing for every moment that passes in there stinking money filled life! I bet the winner is a right piece of shít aswell. Only right c*nting f*cks win that sort of stupid prize. The f*ck. I hope they drop the cheque down a sewer pipe. Then get there hand stuck whilst trying to fish it out. To the winner: F*** You and stick all that rotten money up your ass you jammy f***! Think we can safely assume the winner isn't saintscotofthesouth!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 Think we can safely assume the winner isn't saintscotofthesouth!! or saintscottofthenortham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 or saintscottofthenortham Ha, doh! Can only see the first few words and guessed the last bit!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 or saintscottofthenortham Cheers saint bogey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GenevaSaint Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 Scottish winner, fecking typical! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 Scottish winner, fecking typical! What a C*NT! The facking haggis muching, skirt flapping, no knicker wearing, Ginger C*NT!!!! FFS! Had to facking be didn't it! Maybe now they have all that dirty god foresaken money they can get therapy to rid them of that f*****g stupid accent! Cuz you can have all the money in the blasted world but with an utterly ridiculous accent like that you aint gonna get f*****g anywhere! B*stards! Utter, utter, utter C*nts!!! They don't even want to be part of f*****g europe but they will quite happily run off into the sunset with one hudred a sixty one f*****g million f*****g pounds!!! Why don't they have the scottish lottery and keep it between them f*****g selves like they want to with everything else!!!! WHY!? Because the jackpot would be twenty f*****g quid thats why!!!! Ginger haggis bastards! f*** off with your money and see if i give a ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 What a C*NT! The facking haggis muching, skirt flapping, no knicker wearing, Ginger C*NT!!!! FFS! Had to facking be didn't it! Maybe now they have all that dirty god foresaken money they can get therapy to rid them of that f*****g stupid accent! Cuz you can have all the money in the blasted world but with an utterly ridiculous accent like that you aint gonna get f*****g anywhere! B*stards! Utter, utter, utter C*nts!!! They don't even want to be part of f*****g europe but they will quite happily run off into the sunset with one hudred a sixty one f*****g million f*****g pounds!!! Why don't they have the scottish lottery and keep it between them f*****g selves like they want to with everything else!!!! WHY!? Because the jackpot would be twenty f*****g quid thats why!!!! Ginger haggis bastards! f*** off with your money and see if i give a ****! More tea, Vicar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 What a C*NT! The facking haggis muching, skirt flapping, no knicker wearing, Ginger C*NT!!!! FFS! Had to facking be didn't it! Maybe now they have all that dirty god foresaken money they can get therapy to rid them of that f*****g stupid accent! Cuz you can have all the money in the blasted world but with an utterly ridiculous accent like that you aint gonna get f*****g anywhere! B*stards! Utter, utter, utter C*nts!!! They don't even want to be part of f*****g europe but they will quite happily run off into the sunset with one hudred a sixty one f*****g million f*****g pounds!!! Why don't they have the scottish lottery and keep it between them f*****g selves like they want to with everything else!!!! WHY!? Because the jackpot would be twenty f*****g quid thats why!!!! Ginger haggis bastards! f*** off with your money and see if i give a ****! I am happy to see such a large sum going to a deprived foreign country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 I am happy to see such a large sum going to a deprived foreign country. On your on your own. The only thing I want to go to that country is aids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 On your on your own. The only thing I want to go to that country is aids. There is a certain irony considering your name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 only seen it has been claimed, does he have a job? if he is unemployed I am going to sue his arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones91 Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 Rebuild Hadrians wall and keep them up there. F**king p1sed off with them scottish ****s driving round here with their stupid stickers on their car, slagging off our country. If Scotland is so ****ing nice, why dont you just **** off back there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 Beautiful people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 fat C*&%$ I bet he can't even count to 161 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 That is a lot of irn bru and deep fried mars bars anyway can everyone please refrain from insulting my new best friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 Fair play to them, i hope it makes them happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones91 Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 They wont be able to enjoy it that much, they've already reached the average life expectancy age for Scotland. And no they don't work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 Fair play to them, i hope it makes them happy. They are very brave going public. I can only imagine the sh!te they are going to go through from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 "I started circling the numbers I had matched but wasn't doing very well. Then on the fifth line, all the circles seemed to join up." By my maths thats a tenner worth. Glad that benefits pay enough to spend that on the lottery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 Ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 And what a surprise. They are fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holepuncture Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 The Euromillion Jackpot winners... two large sweaties on benefits... they should be grateful to the UK taxpayer for paying for the ticket! Should people living off the state be gambling benefit monies provided by the hardworking UK taxpayer? Im not jealous at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 Fair play to them, i hope it makes them happy. You can f*ck off n-all sheep****in, we-alkeep a welcome in the hillside yaky-f*ckin-dar boyo, taff,,,, ps sorry i thought it was a post for slagin off the natives, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 Are they on benefits? That is shocking. They should be forced to pay back every penny they've ever claimed and from now on, you should have to prove you're not on benefits to buy a ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 You nasty, vindictive lot. She's worked as a psychiactric nurse for the NHS for 30 odd years, and until ill-health forced early retirement, he was a TV cameraman. She's 55, and nurses are able to retire at that age (at the moment) if they want to for health reasons. Why can't you all be pleased for them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 15 July, 2011 Share Posted 15 July, 2011 You nasty, vindictive lot. She's worked as a psychiactric nurse for the NHS for 30 odd years, and until ill-health forced early retirement, he was a TV cameraman. She's 55, and nurses are able to retire at that age (at the moment) if they want to for health reasons. Why can't you all be pleased for them? Workshy benefit types. Ill health = fat bast*rds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 16 July, 2011 Share Posted 16 July, 2011 Why can't you all be pleased for them? because they used MY money to buy the ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 16 July, 2011 Share Posted 16 July, 2011 They owe us all £2.70 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 16 July, 2011 Share Posted 16 July, 2011 I've just seen a picture of them and to put the icing on the cake, they are fat! Lower classes shouldn't be able to afford to be fat. It makes my stomach churn (in the same way their deep fried mars bars make theirs, no doubt). The sooner we cut Scotland adrift, the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 16 July, 2011 Share Posted 16 July, 2011 I've just seen a picture of them and to put the icing on the cake, they are fat! In reality us fatties are doing the country a favour by not living as long and therefore not incurring pension or carehome costs, you ferkin' selfish anorexics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 16 July, 2011 Share Posted 16 July, 2011 You nasty, vindictive lot. She's worked as a psychiactric nurse for the NHS for 30 odd years, and until ill-health forced early retirement, he was a TV cameraman. She's 55, and nurses are able to retire at that age (at the moment) if they want to for health reasons. Why can't you all be pleased for them? You do know they (probably) don't read this forum don't you? They're not going to give any of it to you because you're being nice to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 16 July, 2011 Share Posted 16 July, 2011 when i saw them on the news i immediately thought about the human characters from the film Wall E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 17 July, 2011 Author Share Posted 17 July, 2011 they lucky winners...there is nothing money cant buy them.... except a neck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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