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I would buy a football club. Someone small.... Hereford United probably and then treat them as a toy. I would keep 10 mill for myself though, just to make sure me and my family never have to worry about financial reality ever again.

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I would buy a football club. Someone small.... Hereford United probably and then treat them as a toy. I would keep 10 mill for myself though, just to make sure me and my family never have to worry about financial reality ever again.

 

I would buy a small parcel of land and it's contents, all from dodgy Russians. Then I would totally obliterate it and turn it into a nature reserve, prohibiting all previous wildlife/webfooted creatures/frequenters from entering said area.

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I would buy a nice big house outside of southampton

buy a place in the sun

and a flat in new york

I would give a large amount of the tory party and some to UKIP

I would have a ferrari

I would have an only way is essex type of missus

I would buy a box at SMS

I would go on one big drink/drug fuelled party for the rest of the summer

I would try and nobble as many minor/major celeb women as possible

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I would buy a nice big house outside of southampton

buy a place in the sun

and a flat in new york

I would give a large amount of the tory party and some to UKIP

I would have a ferrari

I would have an only way is essex type of missus

I would buy a box at SMS

I would go on one big drink/drug fuelled party for the rest of the summer

I would try and nobble as many minor/major celeb women as possible

 

I can make some of your dream come true. I'll sell you a box.

 

Aside from that, I don't need the money. £155m is chicken feed.

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sadly if there was one winner, then they would spend most of the rest of their lives fending off people wanting a slice and actually managing the money, rather than enjoying it

 

I'd take that. Wouldnt be stupid enough to tell the world I'd won it in the first place and noone would be able to pester me on my private 1000 acre private island.

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Got my £10 winnings from Saturday on tonight's jackpot.

 

I would... Die of a heart attack if I won. At least it would see the missus and kids straight for a few years. I say years... It would prob only last a few months with how my missus can spend money!

 

I think thats statistically more likely anyway, isnt it? I remember reading that you're seven times more likely to have a heart attack during the national lottery draw than you are to win the jackpot.

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I would buy the skates.

 

Would love to turn out in their directors box and take their applause and cheers as being their saviour and then take my jacket off to reveal a Saints shirt. Pompey owned by a Saint...now that would be justice.

 

Then with the £154,999,999.50 left ...who knows anything I want!!

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Buy a Wessex League club and see how far I could take them, not splashing stupid money.

Buy a racehorse and get Channon to train it.

Set up a match vrs Steua Bucherest (away) in my honour every October and every Saints fan that proved they went last time would get the first 3 games all expensies paid!

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I'd give most of it to friends, family and charity - that much money is incomprehensible. I'd also buy a few places - certainly in New England and here. I'd also like to design and build my own place, a bit like grand designs. Mostly though I would go back to University and study something totally useless but interesting.

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I'd give most of it to friends, family and charity - that much money is incomprehensible. I'd also buy a few places - certainly in New England and here. I'd also like to design and build my own place, a bit like grand designs. Mostly though I would go back to University and study something totally useless but interesting.

 

Well there are plenty of those degree courses available!!!

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I'd give most of it to friends, family and charity - that much money is incomprehensible. I'd also buy a few places - certainly in New England and here. I'd also like to design and build my own place, a bit like grand designs. Mostly though I would go back to University and study something totally useless but interesting.

 

I wouldn't give a penny to charity, but instead i'd quite like to set up an efficent comercial farm in Africa and provide employment through it. This is the sustainable answer to poverty.

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I'd buy properties all over the globe and jet between them and employ lots of servants.

 

No matter how much money I had, I would never have someone to wait on me 24/7. Imagine having someone sucking up to you all day long, knowing that deep down they think your a c*nt.

 

But most people think this about Dune already, so he may as well pay them to be nice to him.

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I would buy and restore to flying condition a WW2 Dehavilland Mosquito.

 

As would my father, who worked on them during the war, and says that a better aircraft is yet to be built. Wooden airframes I believe, a lovely looking aircraft as well.

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Had I won, I would have told the fat cow I'm marrying that she can do one, as a multi-millionaire I no longer need to settle for "whatever I can get" and tell her she'll never find true love because she has more mould on her than fine French cheeses.

 

But I didn't, so I'm off to have some sweaty sex.

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When I win on Friday, I will pay the debts. Help out friends and family. Make an appointment at the Sunseeker Factory to order something very smart and very fast, then while the second one is being built take it down to the Med via the canals of France using an auxiliary engine on the back so as not to coke up the main engines. I would stop whenever I wanted along the way and enjoy eating and drinking at my leisure.

 

I would play Golf all over the world at the finest courses, and some less known about gems, travelling 1st class all the way.

 

I would punt some money into the company I work for just to see how far we could push it, if only to upset the companies in our industry who currently look down on us.

 

So that my kids don't loose sight of reality I would take a leaf out of Peter Jones book, he has said that he would match his childrens salary in whatever job they did. If they chose to do something worthy like nursing he would triple that amount.

 

Send my Mum & Dad around the World on one of the Cunard boats 1st class of course, plus get my Dad to see the finest doctors in their field to see if they can ease the discomfort he has from the myriad of medications he is on.

 

Is it Friday yet?????!!

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