Pippa Middleton

[benjii]

Getting fed-up with the stupid bint's gormless, conceited face popping up everywhere.

 

She has a nice arse. Fact. Apart from that, she is alright but fairly average.

 

Her sister has succesfully ensnared and taken advantage of the balding, inbred, closeted son of a semi-mental, inbred, over-pampered, son-of-a-cockle. Big wow.

 

You've had your five minutes love, now would you kindly **** off.

 

(This rant is directed largely at tv cameramen/directors etc).

[JonnyLove]

She has a boney arse but I would not say it is the best. I have seen allot better on chaves from Lordswood.

[benjii]

Hugo Chaves?

[sebastian firefly]

leave her alone it detracts from me thinking about someone robbing my pension................

[JonnyLove]

Sorry should of been Chav Girl's (Fecking auto spell)

 

 

Much nicer bottom

[swannymere]

As soon as the press has hounded one of the Middleton sisters to their grave we might actually start seeing less of the other, on the other hand Diana is in the Express more now than when she was alive. We're buggered whatever happens.

[sadoldgit]

Like Diana who, in Royals circles was attractive but in reality was average, the media hype up anyone in public life who has one iota of sex appeal as being "special."

 

There are better looking women in my office but because Pippa has that "Royal" thing going on all of a sudden she is special. Strange that no one took a blind bit of notice of her before her sister got the royal sh*g of approval.

[badgerx16]

Strange that no one took a blind bit of notice of her before her sister got the royal sh*g of approval.

Seems that she ( allegedly ) might be getting some of the same. 'Commando' indeed.

 

All this guff and hype about the Royals is just a smokescreen to deflect from real life - they're just grade C celebrity nonentities.

[ribbo]

pics of her are selling newspapers, simple as, theres not really much she can do about it and it's not like she's doing an imogen and selling stories to papers/mags left right and centre.

 

nice arse though.

[the stain]

I like to buy the newspapers and magazines that she's in so I can masturbate to images of her. I don't do this for sexual gratification, but as a gesture of anti Royal feeling.

[Secret Site Agent]

Pippa Middletons a r s e reminds me of a story by J.K. Rowling.

 

Sooner or later you just know Harrys going to be in it.

[Badger]

I like to buy the newspapers and magazines that she's in so I can masturbate to images of her. I don't do this for sexual gratification, but as a gesture of anti Royal feeling.

 

That's your excuse .I wonder what Prince Harry's excuse is though.

[scotty]

Getting fed-up with the stupid bint's gormless, conceited face popping up everywhere.

 

She has a nice arse. Fact. Apart from that, she is alright but fairly average.

 

Her sister has succesfully ensnared and taken advantage of the balding, inbred, closeted son of a semi-mental, inbred, over-pampered, son-of-a-cockle. Big wow.

 

You've had your five minutes love, now would you kindly **** off.

 

(This rant is directed largely at tv cameramen/directors etc).

 

I like to buy the newspapers and magazines that she's in so I can masturbate to images of her. I don't do this for sexual gratification, but as a gesture of anti Royal feeling.

 

genuine lol at these

[benjii]

I like to buy the newspapers and magazines that she's in so I can masturbate to images of her. I don't do this for sexual gratification, but as a gesture of anti Royal feeling.

 

Aim for the eyes?

[John Boy Saint]

Fair play to her, if all these companies and organisations wish to throw freebies & jollys at her. The one thing all this infatuation with her does is lessen the intrusion into her sisters life slightly.