saint lard Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 your'e 19 days older than me you old fart I remain young and virile,as opposed to old and sterile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidshokk Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 27 and just renewed my second season ticket (just had to include that as boasting helps with shelling out £515) :-S .....actually it doesn't. Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chin Strain Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 21.....with 19 years experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 24. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 As old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 As old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth Hmmm, Im 20 years older than my pubes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 57years and 3 months still act like a 18 year old at SMS or away days THIS!!!! As anybody who has met me home or away will testify!! 53 and 4/12ths if truth be known - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 61 and 50/52ths. Does that make me the oldest fart so far? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 I was born in the year that Doctor Who started and JFK ended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 i'm 35. in my head i'm 18 but i feel more like 60 at the moment ! (5 o clock bloody starts! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 Have you recently been on that programme then? No, it happens every time I have a shave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 30 going on 18! But isn't there a saying that goes "your only as old as the women you feel"? By that logic i am 23 And I'm 26, and married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 You are only as old as the Woman you feel. But having helped OldNick lift that Garden Chair out his van yesterday my back is telling me something very different. Still the pint he bought made it feel better Oh and a bit older than OldNick and a bit younger than EoA since you asked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 Younger than my wife, and older than my children. ( And a 'child of the 60s' ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 Actual Age 41 Alcohol recovery age 65 mental age 21 Age i wish I was 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 38 but I still think I'm 25. As a result of sports injuries and car accidents most days I feel about 50 though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 Bloody 64 and a bit, got to pay the increase on my ticket for one year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Gotsmanov Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 39 and the on the verge of a new era Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Kirkup Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 49 and I can't believe it. Still act like a **** on away days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 You are only as old as the Woman you feel. And it works the other way too Which makes me 37 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 Circa 50...and should know better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 40 and going through a mid life crisis to boot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 59 I,m winning in the old git stakes-unfortunately. I didn't realise people of your vintage knew about the internet. 27 by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 You are only as old as the Woman you feel. But having helped OldNick lift that Garden Chair out his van yesterday my back is telling me something very different. Still the pint he bought made it feel better Oh and a bit older than OldNick and a bit younger than EoA since you asked you do have a young fiance though. Is it true she was caught up in her skipping rope when you first met her? I did notice a look of, why the f### did I walk in just as he wanted that moved. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 You are only as old as the Woman you feel. But having helped OldNick lift that Garden Chair out his van yesterday my back is telling me something very different. Still the pint he bought made it feel better Oh and a bit older than OldNick and a bit younger than EoA since you asked so, how old is your russian lady ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 so, how old is your russian lady ;-) OOOOOOhhhhhhhh dear you're in trouble she's not Russian. Phil will have to go to the playground and ask her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 I'm 20 and have just been through my mid-mid-life crisis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 I'm 20 and have just been through my mid-mid-life crisis. Wierd, i thought your user name R&W91 was a clever tactic to make everyone think you were 20 when you were in fact 64. As for your crisis, have a word with Supermikey, he knows all about crisis, he knows about everything, he can advise you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 Wierd, i thought your user name R&W91 was a clever tactic to make everyone think you were 20 when you were in fact 64. As for your crisis, have a word with Supermikey, he knows all about crisis, he knows about everything, he can advise you. it has struck me that we have some very sad young'uns on here.. superdupa mikey redandwhite91 and saintsandy666 whats wrong with these lads..?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 it has struck me that we have some very sad young'uns on here.. superdupa mikey redandwhite91 and saintsandy666 whats wrong with these lads..?? Not forgetting Liquidshokk wondering if "life is all that" on New years eve at the age of 26. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 so, how old is your russian lady ;-) Harumph... My POLISH fiance thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 Wierd, i thought your user name R&W91 was a clever tactic to make everyone think you were 20 when you were in fact 64. As for your crisis, have a word with Supermikey, he knows all about crisis, he knows about everything, he can advise you. I don't even think I'll live to 64. Supermikey seems to be the hip and trendy student type of person I generally try to avoid... No offence intended of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 it has struck me that we have some very sad young'uns on here.. superdupa mikey redandwhite91 and saintsandy666 whats wrong with these lads..?? Longer list than that, I know loads of sad young'uns that are on here... What is it about being on a football forum that makes me sad exactly?? It's not like I have 20,000 posts or anything like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 Longer list than that, I know loads of sad young'uns that are on here... What is it about being on a football forum that makes me sad exactly?? It's not like I have 20,000 posts or anything like that. Don't worry, Turks and delldays are feeling their age and are a bit jealous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 Longer list than that, I know loads of sad young'uns that are on here... What is it about being on a football forum that makes me sad exactly?? It's not like I have 20,000 posts or anything like that. ummm, I think I can safely say that in my 31 years..I have experienced more than you probably ever will.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 I don't even think I'll live to 64. Supermikey seems to be the hip and trendy student type of person I generally try to avoid... No offence intended of course. If hip and trendy student types mean looking like Chunk from the Goonies, wearing silly wristbands and being a know it all, then you are spot on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 Don't worry, Turks and delldays are feeling their age and are a bit jealous Correct, i wish i was a miserable, woe is me 20 year old. I dont understand what is wrong with these youngesters, at the age of 20 being in the audidence of Question Time was the last thing i would want to do on a thursday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 If hip and trendy student types mean looking like Chunk from the Goonies, wearing silly wristbands and being a know it all, then you are spot on. I love the way you feel so threatened by him, make my sunny day even sunnier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 ummm, I think I can safely say that in my 31 years..I have experienced more than you probably ever will.. Not arguing that for one moment. Just don't make the assumption that I'm some sad internet loser when I'm really not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 ummm, I think I can safely say that in my 31 years..I have experienced more than you probably ever will.. 20,607 and counting. What a life to aspire to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 I love the way you feel so threatened by him, make my sunny day even sunnier Is that really what you think???!! I dont have any time whatsoever for young, arrogant students with an opinion on everything but have done nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 35. My tart is 27 so looking to trade her in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 20,607 and counting. What a life to aspire to. yeah....this is real life isnt it..hahahah lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 I am still 21 years young......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 35. My tart is 27 so looking to trade her in. This. Mine is knocking on a bit now too. Engine still goes alright but the bodywork is looking a bit rusty and tired. Plus service costs are going up due to increased need for maintenance. I'm sure it'll be great for a first time driver or an old boy looking for a good runner but for a bloke in their prime I need something younger, sleeker and lower running costs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 This. Mine is knocking on a bit now too. Engine still goes alright but the bodywork is looking a bit rusty and tired. Plus service costs are going up due to increased need for maintenance. I'm sure it'll be great for a first time driver or an old boy looking for a good runner but for a bloke in their prime I need something younger, sleeker and lower running costs. get yourself on plenty of fish...I heard the spade-faced one has had a great deal of success from that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 get yourself on plenty of fish...I heard the spade-faced one has had a great deal of success from that Our tubby, spade face has already moved to Gravesend and now lives with his POF capture. Strange that a bloke who had them queuing up was so easily snared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 Our tubby, spade face has already moved to Gravesend and now lives with his POF capture. Strange that a bloke who had them queuing up was so easily snared. FUK OFF...haha first sniff and he is off....these people are usually the sort that need a lady in their lives no matter what as they dont get it often...I have seen these people..they fall in love with their first **** etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 yeah....this is real life isnt it..hahahah lolz seems to be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 Is that really what you think???!! I dont have any time whatsoever for young, arrogant students with an opinion on everything but have done nothing. For someone that has "no time" for him, you certainly do seem to spend a lot of time moaning about him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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