nice signing

[patred44]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emanuel_Benito_Rivas

 

quote

After being scouted by Derry (Southampton FC's legendary tactician and leading coach) he signed for Southampton FC in June 2011 for approximately €157,000,000 on a forty four year deal. On signing, a Southampton spokesperson said "How do you like them apples" which was clearly aimed at all the doubters on the saints webby forum thingy. He has fast become a fans favourite at the south coast club, and talks are under way with sculptor Ian Brennan to create a statue of Rivas to be erected outside St Mary's Stadium.

A court order is currently being arranged which involves Rivas and fellow footballer Lional Messi. Southampton looked to have wrapped up a deal for Messi from Barcalona for over one thousand pounds however the deal was stopped when members of "The Saints Forum" objected and demanded Rivas instead, Nichola Courtsea the Southampton chairman took notice of the fans and opted for Rivas instead.

It was later announced Southampton were trying to schedule the trial on the same day as his Saints team mate Lee Barnard as they are looking to be signing atleast 3 players a day and are too busy to have 2 trials going on at the club.

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gotta laugh, or cry ,,,, haven't you!!!!!!!

Edited 28 June, 2011 by patred44

[Matthew Le God]

Why have you deemed this newsworthy?

[alki_in_korea]

i know must people will grumble at this but ................................................QUALITY.made me laugh.que the negative **** thou. you shouldn't mess with wiki!i cant use it for my dissertation etc

[patred44]

Why have you deemed this newsworthy?

 

because it highlights how much of a laughing stock we could become, and it also shows that some of us haven't lost our sense of humour

[Window Cleaner]

because it highlights how much of a laughing stock we could become, and it also shows that some of us haven't lost our sense of humour

 

although it was probably more amusing the first time it was put up in the rumours thread eh.

[sambosa75]

Why have you deemed this newsworthy?

 

157,000,000 EUR FFS. If that isn't new worthy I dont know what is.

 

A clear sign of intent from the club.

[Saint Charlie]

because it highlights how much of a laughing stock we could become, and it also shows that some of us haven't lost our sense of humour

 

Why? Because we haven't announced a signing yet?

[Glasgow_Saint]

That is brilliant - made my ROTFL

 

[Give it to Ron]

Why have you deemed this newsworthy?

 

Why have you deemed it not???

Are you an admin now ?

[Matthew Le God]

Why have you deemed it not???

 

So it is newsworthy to start threads about randomly edited (by anyone in the world) Wikipedia pages of footballers?

 

This forum would be a mess if everyone started doing that. It is also a vague and misleading thread title.

[Miltonaggro]

Until I see that Rivas has signed on the official site I won't believe it. He makes Ronaldo look like Vince Cable...

[Give it to Ron]

So it is newsworthy to start threads about randomly edited (by anyone in the world) Wikipedia pages of footballers?

 

This forum would be a mess if everyone started doing that. It is also a vague and misleading thread title.

 

Do you own the forum then....is it personally ALL yours every thread...you don't have to read them all and post on every one.

You can get therapy.

[CWD]

Brilliant!

[patred44]

Matthew, relax take a couple of deep breaths and read this

http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/fb_mb.php?m=v&t=30214#0

 

that'll cheer you up.

[S-Clarke]

Matthew, relax take a couple of deep breaths and read this

http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/fb_mb.php?m=v&t=30214#0

 

that'll cheer you up.

 

lol, nice.

[Hatch]

I've seen lots of videos of Emanuel.

[Saint Garrett]

Ha ! absolutely class !! Some people have lost their sense of humour on here (if it ever existed)

[SNSUN]

According to an old Wiki article, Kenwyne Jones has a metre long penis and could play keepy ups with it.

 

 

 

That was my first warning from Wiki.

[Scudamore]

So it is newsworthy to start threads about randomly edited (by anyone in the world) Wikipedia pages of footballers?

 

This forum would be a mess if everyone started doing that. It is also a vague and misleading thread title.

 

Shut up

[Durleyfos]

Why have you deemed this newsworthy?

 

Could you be any more dull?

[Macey_J2]

i liked both those links, and Rivas shirt number according to wiki : 737 (coz hes so fly)!

[cellone]

It now says he started his carrear 5 yrs before he was born.

[ecuk268]

Have a look at his goalscoring record - it's pretty amazing.