patred44 Posted 28 June, 2011 Share Posted 28 June, 2011 (edited) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emanuel_Benito_Rivas quote After being scouted by Derry (Southampton FC's legendary tactician and leading coach) he signed for Southampton FC in June 2011 for approximately €157,000,000 on a forty four year deal. On signing, a Southampton spokesperson said "How do you like them apples" which was clearly aimed at all the doubters on the saints webby forum thingy. He has fast become a fans favourite at the south coast club, and talks are under way with sculptor Ian Brennan to create a statue of Rivas to be erected outside St Mary's Stadium. A court order is currently being arranged which involves Rivas and fellow footballer Lional Messi. Southampton looked to have wrapped up a deal for Messi from Barcalona for over one thousand pounds however the deal was stopped when members of "The Saints Forum" objected and demanded Rivas instead, Nichola Courtsea the Southampton chairman took notice of the fans and opted for Rivas instead. It was later announced Southampton were trying to schedule the trial on the same day as his Saints team mate Lee Barnard as they are looking to be signing atleast 3 players a day and are too busy to have 2 trials going on at the club. unquote gotta laugh, or cry ,,,, haven't you!!!!!!! Edited 28 June, 2011 by patred44 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 28 June, 2011 Share Posted 28 June, 2011 Why have you deemed this newsworthy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alki_in_korea Posted 28 June, 2011 Share Posted 28 June, 2011 i know must people will grumble at this but ................................................QUALITY.made me laugh.que the negative **** thou. you shouldn't mess with wiki!i cant use it for my dissertation etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patred44 Posted 28 June, 2011 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2011 Why have you deemed this newsworthy? because it highlights how much of a laughing stock we could become, and it also shows that some of us haven't lost our sense of humour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 28 June, 2011 Share Posted 28 June, 2011 because it highlights how much of a laughing stock we could become, and it also shows that some of us haven't lost our sense of humour although it was probably more amusing the first time it was put up in the rumours thread eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambosa75 Posted 28 June, 2011 Share Posted 28 June, 2011 Why have you deemed this newsworthy? 157,000,000 EUR FFS. If that isn't new worthy I dont know what is. A clear sign of intent from the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Charlie Posted 28 June, 2011 Share Posted 28 June, 2011 because it highlights how much of a laughing stock we could become, and it also shows that some of us haven't lost our sense of humour Why? Because we haven't announced a signing yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 28 June, 2011 Share Posted 28 June, 2011 That is brilliant - made my ROTFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Give it to Ron Posted 28 June, 2011 Share Posted 28 June, 2011 Why have you deemed this newsworthy? Why have you deemed it not??? Are you an admin now ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 28 June, 2011 Share Posted 28 June, 2011 Why have you deemed it not??? So it is newsworthy to start threads about randomly edited (by anyone in the world) Wikipedia pages of footballers? This forum would be a mess if everyone started doing that. It is also a vague and misleading thread title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 28 June, 2011 Share Posted 28 June, 2011 Until I see that Rivas has signed on the official site I won't believe it. He makes Ronaldo look like Vince Cable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Give it to Ron Posted 28 June, 2011 Share Posted 28 June, 2011 So it is newsworthy to start threads about randomly edited (by anyone in the world) Wikipedia pages of footballers? This forum would be a mess if everyone started doing that. It is also a vague and misleading thread title. Do you own the forum then....is it personally ALL yours every thread...you don't have to read them all and post on every one. You can get therapy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWD Posted 28 June, 2011 Share Posted 28 June, 2011 Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patred44 Posted 28 June, 2011 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2011 Matthew, relax take a couple of deep breaths and read this http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/fb_mb.php?m=v&t=30214#0 that'll cheer you up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 28 June, 2011 Share Posted 28 June, 2011 Matthew, relax take a couple of deep breaths and read this http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/fb_mb.php?m=v&t=30214#0 that'll cheer you up. lol, nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 28 June, 2011 Share Posted 28 June, 2011 I've seen lots of videos of Emanuel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 28 June, 2011 Share Posted 28 June, 2011 Ha ! absolutely class !! Some people have lost their sense of humour on here (if it ever existed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 28 June, 2011 Share Posted 28 June, 2011 According to an old Wiki article, Kenwyne Jones has a metre long penis and could play keepy ups with it. That was my first warning from Wiki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 28 June, 2011 Share Posted 28 June, 2011 So it is newsworthy to start threads about randomly edited (by anyone in the world) Wikipedia pages of footballers? This forum would be a mess if everyone started doing that. It is also a vague and misleading thread title. Shut up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 29 June, 2011 Share Posted 29 June, 2011 Why have you deemed this newsworthy? Could you be any more dull? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macey_J2 Posted 29 June, 2011 Share Posted 29 June, 2011 i liked both those links, and Rivas shirt number according to wiki : 737 (coz hes so fly)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellone Posted 29 June, 2011 Share Posted 29 June, 2011 It now says he started his carrear 5 yrs before he was born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecuk268 Posted 30 June, 2011 Share Posted 30 June, 2011 Have a look at his goalscoring record - it's pretty amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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