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This lot are 100 yards from me. There were a lot of police around when I turned up this morning at 10:10. It's a good job that they didn't raid my unit because all lot complain about me treating them like slaves. 8)

Posted

If they are all pikeys , how come the ones arrested are 'such and such from Oxford etc'.

 

Surely it should be 'such and such from a caravan somewhere'

Posted
If they are all pikeys , how come the ones arrested are 'such and such from Oxford etc'.

 

Surely it should be 'such and such from a caravan somewhere'

 

That will be the address for child benefit jobseekers etc etc!

Posted
I'm surprised the Liberal Elite haven't had something to say about the thread title.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pikey

 

Pikey :

"From the English "turnpike", the place where itinerent travellers and thieves would camp near a settlement.

 

Pikey is not a racial group, the term is used to describe anyone who lives in a caravan or shares the same values and "culture" of "the travelling community", and whose main sources of income are as follows:

 

Stealing cars, flogging roses in pubs for "childrens' charities", nicking lead off roofs, burgling garden sheds, blagging entry to old peoples house to rob them, doing dodgy tarmac jobs ("we've got some black stuff left over from a job up the road"), sometimes with mint imperials used as a substitute for white chippings, or, reportedly, using snow to lay slabs on when the sand ran out, stealing your ******** if they weren't in a bag and anything else that's not nailed down and anything that is nailed down but will fit in the back of an untaxed Transit when nobody's looking.

 

Characterised by lurchers on a string, a unintelligible language that "isn't English, it isn't Irish, it's just Pikey" (source: Film: Snatch), a penchant for harecoursing, ketamine, lighter fuel, fighting in pubs and shopping at Lidl."

 

Seems accurate enough to me.

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And we are wasting taxpayers money on these 'people' why? Aren't the military normally complaining at lack of decent target practice? Delldays, how accurate could you get an icbm, to the nearest caravan?

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