Master Bates Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Apparently 19 :cool: Yeah, somehow wikipedia sent me to Tim Couch instead of Tonia Couch, easy mistake.
Barfy Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Yeah, somehow wikipedia sent me to Tim Couch instead of Tonia Couch, easy mistake. Does he look as good in his swimming costume?
Master Bates Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Bia and Branca Feres http://machochip.com/2008/08/bia-and-branca-feres-are-into.php
Barfy Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Bia and Branca Feres http://machochip.com/2008/08/bia-and-branca-feres-are-into.php I knew that sport existed for a reason. The one in red below might prompt me to watch some of the horsey stuff too.
Master Bates Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 I knew that sport existed for a reason. Yeah, somehow wikipedia sent me to them instead of Tom Daley, easy mistake.
Johnny Shearer Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 She is Allison Stokke. Thank you my good sir. That is very useful indeed. MB has to be the tinternet go to guy!
Dog Posted 12 August, 2008 Author Posted 12 August, 2008 Rebecca Adlington looks like Crouchie. Who is this Crouchie?? He must be one ugly fothermucker.
Jillyanne Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Who is this Crouchie?? He must be one ugly fothermucker. Time for MB to do some photoshop trickery I think!
Master Bates Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Time for MB to do some photoshop trickery I think! PompeyLass, please PM me 'that' pic, can't find it on b-anter.
Master Bates Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 PompeyLass, please PM me 'that' pic, can't find it on b-anter. Got it!
bridge too far Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Who is this Crouchie?? He must be one ugly fothermucker. So, is this woman masquerading as a beauty queen / pin-up or is she, in fact, one of our gold medal winners (of which we have only two, both female as it happens)? Sports people don't have to be photogenic (Ian Dowie), they have to be good at sport FFS. Stop trivialising a fantastic achievement by this woman.
Dog Posted 12 August, 2008 Author Posted 12 August, 2008 So, is this woman masquerading as a beauty queen / pin-up or is she, in fact, one of our gold medal winners (of which we have only two, both female as it happens)? Sports people don't have to be photogenic (Ian Dowie), they have to be good at sport FFS. Stop trivialising a fantastic achievement by this woman. You have no idea do you?
bridge too far Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 You have no idea do you? I've got lots of ideas, some of them probably applicable to you. My take on this thread is that it is about Olympic Sports. Not whether someone looks like the back of a bus or not. I can well understand you guys posting pics of pretty girls and I posted one of a male sports hero of mine who's tasty. I'm still hunting for decent Nadal / Federer pics. But to criticise a sports person just because of their face is plain stupid.
Master Bates Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 I've got lots of ideas, some of them probably applicable to you. My take on this thread is that it is about Olympic Sports. Not whether someone looks like the back of a bus or not. I can well understand you guys posting pics of pretty girls and I posted one of a male sports hero of mine who's tasty. I'm still hunting for decent Nadal / Federer pics. But to criticise a sports person just because of their face is plain stupid. The real question was, are you ugly too? Not sure why Dog backed out ha ha ha I don't mind ugly people tbf, they're safe!
Jillyanne Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 I've got lots of ideas, some of them probably applicable to you. My take on this thread is that it is about Olympic Sports. Not whether someone looks like the back of a bus or not. I can well understand you guys posting pics of pretty girls and I posted one of a male sports hero of mine who's tasty. I'm still hunting for decent Nadal / Federer pics. But to criticise a sports person just because of their face is plain stupid.
Master Bates Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 That is fugly Don't turn your nose up at me!
Master Bates Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 (edited) Edited 12 August, 2008 by Master Bates
Dog Posted 12 August, 2008 Author Posted 12 August, 2008 I've got lots of ideas, some of them probably applicable to you. My take on this thread is that it is about Olympic Sports. Not whether someone looks like the back of a bus or not. I can well understand you guys posting pics of pretty girls and I posted one of a male sports hero of mine who's tasty. I'm still hunting for decent Nadal / Federer pics. But to criticise a sports person just because of their face is plain stupid. Typical woman, shooting her mouth off without even knowing the true conversation. It has nothing to do with the female swimmer being unpretty. Bridge Too Far can you please answer the question, are you a m1nger, if not why did you log off rather sharpish.. MB where's that photoshop?
Master Bates Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Typical woman, shooting her mouth off without even knowing the true conversation. It has nothing to do with the female swimmer being unpretty. Bridge Too Far can you please answer the question, are you a m1nger, if not why did you log off rather sharpish.. MB where's that photoshop? On it's way, slowly................
Dog Posted 12 August, 2008 Author Posted 12 August, 2008 (edited) On it's way, slowly................ Edited 12 August, 2008 by Dog
bridge too far Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Typical woman, shooting her mouth off without even knowing the true conversation. It has nothing to do with the female swimmer being unpretty. Bridge Too Far can you please answer the question, are you a m1nger, if not why did you log off rather sharpish.. MB where's that photoshop? I haven't logged off - my presence isn't always apparent. I don't know if I'm a m1nger as you so charmingly put it. Eye of the beholder and all that. Are you? I'm sorry if I misunderstood your 'conversation' - not hard to do, I guess.
bridge too far Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 (edited) ... Edited 12 August, 2008 by bridge too far changed my mind - she could be someone's sister
bridge too far Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Great sportsmen and, from all accounts, very nice people.
Dog Posted 12 August, 2008 Author Posted 12 August, 2008 I haven't logged off - my presence isn't always apparent. I don't know if I'm a m1nger as you so charmingly put it. Eye of the beholder and all that. Are you? I'm sorry if I misunderstood your 'conversation' - not hard to do, I guess. I'm rough as hell.
bridge too far Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 I'm rough as hell. So at least one of my ideas about you was correct then.
Master Bates Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Horse walks in to a bar, barman says "hey, why the long face" Horse replies "I've got cancer and they're taking me to the abotoire tomorrow"
bridge too far Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 No my ballbag, monkey. To hold your brains, right? Do they make testicles that small?
Dog Posted 12 August, 2008 Author Posted 12 August, 2008 (edited) To hold your brains, right? Do they make testicles that small? My testicles are bigger than my brains. Cheers Master Bates Edited 13 August, 2008 by Dog
Master Bates Posted 13 August, 2008 Posted 13 August, 2008 Lolo Jones: Track and Field USA Not many great pics I can find but looked good at maxim.com Amanda Beard: USA Swimming Not sure if she in this year but cant leave her hottness out from previous years. Ana Ivanovic: Serbia Tennis
Scudamore Posted 13 August, 2008 Posted 13 August, 2008 My testicles are bigger than my brains. Cheers Master Bates Do they do that jacket in leather as well?
Crab Lungs Posted 24 August, 2008 Posted 24 August, 2008 I thought this young lady was worth a bit of tappage, but suddenly I got confused after listening to her voice... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympics/athletics/7578732.stm Wha dee fook is her voice sooooooooooooo high pitched? Still, I likey and I'd let her scream my house down, even if the neighbours did think I was gadding an adolescent.
saint boggy Posted 24 August, 2008 Posted 24 August, 2008 My testicles are bigger than my brains. Cheers Master Bates sorry if i appear to be a bit thick or NITK , but i gather this is the Crouchie character we hear so much about on here. can i just ask "who the hell is he???":confused: i'm a bit confoosed :sad:
Al de Man Posted 24 August, 2008 Posted 24 August, 2008 HOT!! Would you like a growed-up to do it for you?
St Landrew Posted 25 August, 2008 Posted 25 August, 2008 (edited) Whatever she's in, is my favourite: Yep, it's the Pole Vault. It's Yelena Isinbayeva again. I'm sure you'll all accept my apologies for the size of picture [especially MB], in this special case. EDIT: Just noticed an even bigger version out in internet land: http://lh5.ggpht.com/_2W0XiOWhTVc/SG5plSIVpiI/AAAAAAAAIb0/A5oJw6j_s7w/1848-Yelena_Isinbaeva.jpg Edited 25 August, 2008 by St Landrew
norwaysaint Posted 25 August, 2008 Posted 25 August, 2008 Christina Vukicevic, Norwegian hurdler. I think she's going out with the bloke who won the javelin. There may be a joke in there somewhere about long poles or something, someone else can do it.
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