Ayman al-Zawahiri appointed as al-Qaeda leader

[Prince Jazzbo]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-13788594

 

Do you reckon he had to go through the normal recruitment process i.e. submit his CV, get shortlisted and go for an interview before he got the job?

[thefunkygibbons]

Wide scary eyes check

Big beard check

Death wish check

 

Job's yours

[miserableoldgit]

"and what are my long term prospects if I take the position?"

[mickn]

Hope he gets a good fixtures and fittings budget if he's moving into Bin Laden's old place.

[Viking Warrior]

I hope he underwent a criminal records check, Al queda do not want to have an unfit person in charge of underage mecernaries at the head of the organisation.

 

Mind you the war lords in afghan to take young good looking boys under their wing as a sign of prestige.

I will post a picture of such a war lord with his young boys. "!!!

[RedAndWhite91]

Another **** to put a bullet in then!

[Lighthouse]

Apparently he turned down the Villa job first.

[toofarnorth]

Did he run unapposed such as Blatter. This Al Qaeda just doesn't do democracy.

[jjsaint]

Damn. I had a tenner on Adnan Gulshair el Shukrijumah.

[Verbal]

Poll please mods.

[BigShadow]

I hope he underwent a criminal records check, Al queda do not want to have an unfit person in charge of underage mecernaries at the head of the organisation.

 

They outsourced the criminal background check to the same company the PL & FL use for their FAPPT.

 

He passed with flying colours - and as an added bonus is now free to own an English Football Club .

[CB Saint]

Who's got him in their dead pool - jammy gits

[Barney Trubble]

I would have turned him down at the initial interview stage. If he can't be bothered to have a shave, or tidy his fluff up, to attend an interview, then that tells me a lot about his attitude. I bet his flip-flops weren't polished either, I hate unpolished shoes/flip-flops.

[RonManager]

He's a plumber, lives down my street.

 

 

Free estimates.

[Atticus Finch of Maycomb]

He's a plumber, lives down my street.

 

 

Free estimates.

 

Come to my place sometime. I would like a free estimate. Please. Come.

[RonManager]

Come to my place sometime. I would like a free estimate. Please. Come.

 

Will pop round on the weekend for bantering.

 

Hard work, long days, knackered/braindead at the mo.

[Atticus Finch of Maycomb]

Will pop round on the weekend for bantering.

 

Hard work, long days, knackered/braindead at the mo.

 

I promise to love you. With long, hard sexual favours. I will play the man. Or the girl, depending on preference.

[Kadeem Hardison]

Never a good idea to promote from within. He was probably one of the lads before, now all of the lads in al-Qaeda have to look up to him as the boss. It's like Steve Wigley all over again.

[RonManager]

I promise to love you. With long, hard sexual favours. I will play the man. Or the girl, depending on preference.

 

Aw shucks.

[Badger]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-13788594

 

Do you reckon he had to go through the normal recruitment process i.e. submit his CV, get shortlisted and go for an interview before he got the job?

 

He was a 'shoe-in' for it.

 

If Arabs have such things.

[Wilko]

This shows the shortcomings of appointing leaders rather than voting for them, IMO. He wouldn't have been my first choice.

[Badger]

this shows the shortcomings of appointing leaders rather than voting for them, imo. He wouldn't have been my first choice.

 

av ?

[View From The Top]

Wide scary eyes check

Big beard check

Death wish check

 

Job's yours

 

[Hamilton Saint]

"appointed"?

[Wilko]

av ?

 

It's definitely an option.

[Wade Garrett]

I thought Jack Warner was going for the job. Apparently he was turned down for being too corrupt. The brown envelopes he handed round in the Pakistani cave didn't go down too well with the executive members.