Bed wetting...

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Did anyone used to when they were wee (pun intended) bairns?

 

Im proud to admit I was too lazy to get out of bed to peace when I was iccle. I used to get loads of cool presents when I didnt too!

 

Twas amazing!

 

I miss that warm feeling in the middle of a cold winter night!

[Dog]

I still do it after a good session on the Stella.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I once kind of sleep walked when I was a child. Thought I was going to the toilet.

 

Turns out (as my father told me the next day) I brazenly walked down the stairs in just my kecks, through the lounge (where my parents had a dinner party kind of thing) and into the kitchen and proceeded to ****** in the kitchen bin.

[scott_saints]

I can confirm that out of everyone I know, I wet the bed the longest. I was still p1ssing the sheets when I was 10! :cool:

Edited 8 August, 2008 by scott_saints

[Pancake]

The closest I got was peeing in the wardrobe when I was about 6 (I think) when I was sleep walking.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I can confirm that out of everyone I know, I wet the bed the longest. I was still p1ssing the sheets when I was 10! :cool:

 

I had a whole 2 years on you then!

 

Stopped as I joined senior school with the aid of honey and pills (and the fact I got fed up smelling of wee in the mornings!)

 

I have been clean (no pun intended) for over 13 years now, but every day is a struggle

[Jillyanne]

My brother p*ssed in a wine glass and my dad drank it, spat it out pretty quick I can tell ya, twas funny.

[SNSUN]

Only as a youn baby I used to wet the bed, but I also used to pee into the bin in my bedroom, because it seemed that the bathroom was miles away. (When it's not).

[PompeyLass]

No bed wetting problems from me but an ex used to have a problem whenever he drank Cafferys.

[scott_saints]

I had a whole 2 years on you then!

 

Stopped as I joined senior school with the aid of honey and pills (and the fact I got fed up smelling of wee in the mornings!)

 

I have been clean (no pun intended) for over 13 years now, but every day is a struggle

Damnit!! I thought I was the ultimate bed wetter!

 

Well done sir.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Damnit!! I thought I was the ultimate bed wetter!

 

Well done sir.

 

Kind of had to stop as on year seven camp when we stayed in tents, it would have created a nice indoor tent swimming pool.

 

Still, I remember the days fondly, where I would go 7 days without wee weeing the bed and get a nice new toy from Toys R Us.

 

I feel this reward scheme backfired a little as providing I wet the bed once in a while it kept the scheme running. Otherwise after 13 years of not doing so I would be due a f*cking wicked toy now!

[scott_saints]

Kind of had to stop as on year seven camp when we stayed in tents, it would have created a nice indoor tent swimming pool.

 

Still, I remember the days fondly, where I would go 7 days without wee weeing the bed and get a nice new toy from Toys R Us.

 

I feel this reward scheme backfired a little as providing I wet the bed once in a while it kept the scheme running. Otherwise after 13 years of not doing so I would be due a f*cking wicked toy now!

I had a few "accidents" on junior school trips. Didn't tell my mates though and just sorted it myself by asking cleaners for new sheets etc!

 

Thing that used to f**K me off, was when the parents were telling me to stop doing it.....I wasn't f**king CHOOSING to do it!!

 

Good job those days are behind me now, as I don't think teh wimminz would be too impressed in the mornings!