hamster Posted 11 June, 2011 Share Posted 11 June, 2011 As per the title. Ask anything you want. I'll Start, Why is the sky blue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 11 June, 2011 Author Share Posted 11 June, 2011 This was a message from the grave sent by text frommDeppo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 11 June, 2011 Share Posted 11 June, 2011 Do we have to answer the first question before asking the next ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 11 June, 2011 Share Posted 11 June, 2011 Answer ( courtesy of Mrs B ) : because God is a Citeh fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 12 June, 2011 Author Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Answer ( courtesy of Mrs B ) : because God is a Citeh fan. Tell Mrs B what Prince Philip Said about women. I hate bloody Royals we need to take our country Back people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Do we have to answer the first question before asking the next ? The sky is not blue. It's black. But the universe is beige. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 12 June, 2011 Author Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Next q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Tell Mrs B what Prince Philip Said about women. I hate bloody Royals we need to take our country Back people. Right on man. Right on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 12 June, 2011 Author Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Taxi needed into town at half nine tomorrow. Any recommendations please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Taxi needed into town at half nine tomorrow. Any recommendations please Mercedes. More reliable than a Toyota. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 As per the title. Ask anything you want. I'll Start, Why is the sky blue? It's how the earth's atmosphere scatters the light from the sun. The gas in the atmosphere absorbs And then radiates blue light. Look up the Rayleigh process. Say hi to Deppo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 It's how the earth's atmosphere scatters the light from the sun. The gas in the atmosphere absorbs And then radiates blue light. Look up the Rayleigh process. Say hi to Deppo. Is that Sir Walter Rayleigh? The guy who makes bicycles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 should I go to benidorm this summer..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 should I go to benidorm this summer..? If you wish to be surrounded by leather skinned bleached blondes and ****ed up northerners... Yes. If not... No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 If Space is ever expanding, what is it expanding into? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 If Space is ever expanding, what is it expanding into? Nothing, if you travel across the universe you will eventually come back to the point at which you began. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 If Space is ever expanding, what is it expanding into? Itself - space is inverted. Next q - why is raining on my patio this morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Itself - space is inverted. Next q - why is raining on my patio this morning? So there is a point at which space ends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Mercedes. More reliable than a Toyota. Toyota has better reliability stats than Merc: http://www.whatcar.com/NonCar/361010339480.jpg OK, so my question. Why does time go so slowly during the summer football break? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Itself - space is inverted. Next q - why is raining on my patio this morning? Because you ask sh*t questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 So there is a point at which space ends? Yes. At its beginning. Or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Gotsmanov Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Have I missed something - where is Deppo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Yes. At its beginning. Or not. Bullsh*t baffles. Can someone who knows what they are talking about answer me please....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Have I missed something - where is Deppo? Playing with himself in virtual heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Because you ask sh*t questions. That was my first question, ffs! Anyway, what's with the questions on space - you're closer to it than me on the 17th floor. How come you don't know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Have I missed something - where is Deppo? Best question so far. Hamster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Gotsmanov Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Playing with himself in virtual heaven. So why was he banned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 That was my first question, ffs! Anyway, what's with the questions on space - you're closer to it than me on the 17th floor. How come you don't know? Don't turn this onto me. You tried to answer and failed. Next please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 So why was he banned? Playing with himself in virtual public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Why does hemroid also work to clear dark circles under your eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Gotsmanov Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Playing with himself in virtual public. Can we expand and be less cryptic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Can we expand and be less cryptic? No. Move on please, nothing to see here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Itself - space is inverted. Next q - why is raining on my patio this morning? because a butterfly flapped its wings in china. all to do with chaos theory apparently ? (well, that's what jeff goldblum said in jurrasic park ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Bullsh*t baffles. Can someone who knows what they are talking about answer me please....? I believe Professor Pugwash is alluding to the Big Crunch - the idea that the universe expands to a point where the force of gravity overwhelms it and it collapses back to where it all began, in the Big Bang. This idea, however, is thought by most cosmologists to be so over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolution saint Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Why does water contract as it gets colder, except when it get to 4C when it expands and then starts to contract again as it gets colder still? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 why do you get heavier the deeper you go into the ocean...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 What is The World Coming To? ..... oh actually i know the answer to that ..... Ravel's Bolero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolution saint Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 So there is a point at which space ends? Yes, on my keyboard it's where the Alt Gr key starts although other keyboards may be different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 12 June, 2011 Author Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Q Whomwas 'stableford' who's golf scoring system is what just won me 2nd place in the inaugural work's golf tournament, my first ever competition? Deppo's fine, home in his flat today.....sulking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Why does water contract as it gets colder, except when it get to 4C when it expands and then starts to contract again as it gets colder still? So that ice floats. If it didn't, ponds would freeze from the bottom up and all the fish would die. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 If a picture paints a thousand words, what the *** is this ( by Jackson Pollock ) saying ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispypie Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 If a picture paints a thousand words, what the *** is this ( by Jackson Pollock ) saying ? Wheres my glasses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Why did the chicken cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 How, after spending a small fortune on belmarsh grade fencing, has that bl00dy deer got back into my garden? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Why did the chicken cross the road? It was dodging the traffic as it was only playing chicken, it was really a duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windmill Arm 2 Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 What has happened to the roof of my sh*thouse ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 We need more answerers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 mercaptan is the answer asparagus is the question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 What has happened to the roof of my sh*thouse ??? "Blown off" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulSaint Posted 12 June, 2011 Share Posted 12 June, 2011 Q Why the feck do millions of people watch "B" List Celebrities ballroom dancing every year??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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