Turkish Posted 10 June, 2011 Posted 10 June, 2011 Looking at the others i dont think there is anyone i'd swap him for. He may not get it right everytime but which successful people please all of the people all of the time? I can honestly see 25 years into the future and see a statue erected in his honour and him being the modern Ted Bates or us playing in the Cortese Stadium. This guy is taking us places and i for one think we should start honouring him at matches. The Cortese song is sh*t and embarassing. I'd say some more subtle support, such as everyone going to away games in Mafia fancy dress or something similar to honour his Italian roots? How about we get the Saints trust to organise a weekend showing of all the godfather films, invite Super Nicky along and drink Cianti all weekend? This guy is class and we need to start acting with class or he'll be pull the plug on us FFS.
Thedelldays Posted 10 June, 2011 Posted 10 June, 2011 it sits well with being the best option for a player outside of the top 4
opthomps Posted 10 June, 2011 Posted 10 June, 2011 Looking at the others i dont think there is anyone i'd swap him for. He may not get it right everytime but which successful people please all of the people all of the time? I can honestly see 25 years into the future and see a statue erected in his honour and him being the modern Ted Bates or us playing in the Cortese Stadium. This guy is taking us places and i for one think we should start honouring him at matches. The Cortese song is sh*t and embarassing. I'd say some more subtle support, such as everyone going to away games in Mafia fancy dress or something similar to honour his Italian roots? How about we get the Saints trust to organise a weekend showing of all the godfather films, invite Super Nicky along and drink Cianti all weekend? This guy is class and we need to start acting with class or he'll be pull the plug on us FFS. You are right, but are you also bumming him. I presume the avatar is not a picture of you? If you are then is it true it smells of roses?
VectisSaint Posted 10 June, 2011 Posted 10 June, 2011 Brilliant idea, lets show him how classy we think he is, by showing how much we know about Italy and suggesting he is in the mafia, really subtle.
Turkish Posted 10 June, 2011 Author Posted 10 June, 2011 Brilliant idea, lets show him how classy we think he is, by showing how much we know about Italy and suggesting he is in the mafia, really subtle. I'm sure he'd see the humour in it. Plus Italians have been know for their class and style. We could start by dressing better in the stands at SMS, honestly, we have some scruffy mugs in our fan base FFS
Turkish Posted 10 June, 2011 Author Posted 10 June, 2011 You are right, but are you also bumming him. I presume the avatar is not a picture of you? If you are then is it true it smells of roses? I am honouring him, like some of our fans have ex players as their avatar, i am honouring our super chairman.
opthomps Posted 10 June, 2011 Posted 10 June, 2011 I am honouring him, like some of our fans have ex players as their avatar, i am honouring our super chairman. thought you were more likely to be "you know what I'm talking bout willis" type guy. I am actually also delighted by the chairman. I will be back in england for the first time in 3 yrs in september so looking forward to going the other way from when i left. Thanks nicola,
Turkish Posted 10 June, 2011 Author Posted 10 June, 2011 This forum only does support for the chairman. It has too.
sfc4prem Posted 10 June, 2011 Posted 10 June, 2011 Turkish's posts are getting slightly boring now...
doddisalegend Posted 10 June, 2011 Posted 10 June, 2011 Roll on the start of the season................
Avenue Saint Posted 10 June, 2011 Posted 10 June, 2011 This forum only does support for the chairman. It has too. What's this reverse psychology? You trying to deter ppl from singling out our good chairman for praise?? Wally
Turkish Posted 10 June, 2011 Author Posted 10 June, 2011 Turkish's posts are getting slightly boring now... says the man with the dullest, least original and least ambtious and written in text spk user name in forum history. FFS.
Patrick Bateman Posted 10 June, 2011 Posted 10 June, 2011 Looking at the others i dont think there is anyone i'd swap him for. He may not get it right everytime but which successful people please all of the people all of the time? I can honestly see 25 years into the future and see a statue erected in his honour and him being the modern Ted Bates or us playing in the Cortese Stadium. This guy is taking us places and i for one think we should start honouring him at matches. The Cortese song is sh*t and embarassing. I'd say some more subtle support, such as everyone going to away games in Mafia fancy dress or something similar to honour his Italian roots? How about we get the Saints trust to organise a weekend showing of all the godfather films, invite Super Nicky along and drink Cianti all weekend? This guy is class and we need to start acting with class or he'll be pull the plug on us FFS. Agree, the ginger wigs for Strachan worked well
Turkish Posted 10 June, 2011 Author Posted 10 June, 2011 Agree, the ginger wigs for Strachan worked well they were racist and offensive. FFS.
shurlock Posted 10 June, 2011 Posted 10 June, 2011 (edited) I think the OP has to dust off his finest sergio tacchini, fila and fiorucci clobber, shine a light through the darkness of painted faces and sh*t cortese chants and lead the way.... If so, i think he'll need a statue too...where to erect it? Edited 10 June, 2011 by shurlock
Chez Posted 10 June, 2011 Posted 10 June, 2011 Looking at the others i dont think there is anyone i'd swap him for. He may not get it right everytime but which successful people please all of the people all of the time? I can honestly see 25 years into the future and see a statue erected in his honour and him being the modern Ted Bates or us playing in the Cortese Stadium. This guy is taking us places and i for one think we should start honouring him at matches. The Cortese song is sh*t and embarassing. I'd say some more subtle support, such as everyone going to away games in Mafia fancy dress or something similar to honour his Italian roots? How about we get the Saints trust to organise a weekend showing of all the godfather films, invite Super Nicky along and drink Cianti all weekend? This guy is class and we need to start acting with class or he'll be pull the plug on us FFS. not sure what the back story is on this post, but this is a wind up right?
Ricky Redstripe Posted 10 June, 2011 Posted 10 June, 2011 they were racist and offensive. FFS. But dressing as the Mafia isn't racist, offensive or stereotypical?
um pahars Posted 10 June, 2011 Posted 10 June, 2011 Simply, wear black brogues/slip ons honour Ndrangheta
theyin Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 why not go all the way and present him with every Italian cliche under the sun.... here will be a good start .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvalj7YKU8g On 2nd thoughts, let's not. Contrary to the comment above, I'm not aware of any Italian's self deprecating side.
Window Cleaner Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 If Cortese was the best chairman he wouldn't employ illiterate idiots to write for the OS Sowing the seeds of success Mr Cortese, sewing is what you do to make curtains and repair torn clothes.
Windmill Arm 2 Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 Looking at the others i dont think there is anyone i'd swap him for. He may not get it right everytime but which successful people please all of the people all of the time? I can honestly see 25 years into the future and see a statue erected in his honour and him being the modern Ted Bates or us playing in the Cortese Stadium. This guy is taking us places and i for one think we should start honouring him at matches. The Cortese song is sh*t and embarassing. I'd say some more subtle support, such as everyone going to away games in Mafia fancy dress or something similar to honour his Italian roots? How about we get the Saints trust to organise a weekend showing of all the godfather films, invite Super Nicky along and drink Cianti all weekend? This guy is class and we need to start acting with class or he'll be pull the plug on us FFS.And the award for the gayest post ever goes to...................
Fan The Flames Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 We could walk backwards in the stadium and wave white hankies when the team comes out. I've got a fat wife in honour our Chairman.
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 The scene: St Marys Stadium one stormy June night. Turkish barges his way pass security, shoulder charges the door, and bursts into the boardroom . He falls at the feet of his exasperated idol - Cortese: Oh no, not you again. Turkish: Messiah! Messiah! Cortese: I am NOT the Messiah! Turkish: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few. Disgruntled SFC staff: He's not the messiah! he's a very naughty boy.
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 The scene: St Marys Stadium one stormy June night. Turkish barges his way pass security, shoulder charges the door, and bursts into the boardroom . He falls at the feet of his exasperated idol - Cortese: Oh no, not you again. Turkish: Messiah! Messiah! Cortese: I am NOT the Messiah! Turkish: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few. Disgruntled SFC staff: He's not the messiah! he's a very naughty boy.
John Boy Saint Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 The scene: St Marys Stadium one stormy June night. Turkish barges his way pass security, shoulder charges the door, and bursts into the boardroom . He falls at the feet of his exasperated idol - Cortese: Oh no, not you again. Turkish: Messiah! Messiah! Cortese: I am NOT the Messiah! Turkish: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few. Disgruntled SFC staff: He's not the messiah! he's a very naughty boy. ".......... And as for you!........... You Welsh tart!!!!". ..................... Ooops! Sorry wrong player & team. Not forgetting blessed are the Kingslanders.
John Boy Saint Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 The scene: St Marys Stadium one stormy June night. Turkish barges his way pass security, shoulder charges the door, and bursts into the boardroom . He falls at the feet of his exasperated idol - Cortese: Oh no, not you again. Turkish: Messiah! Messiah! Cortese: I am NOT the Messiah! Turkish: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few. Disgruntled SFC staff: He's not the messiah! he's a very naughty boy. ".......... And as for you!........... You Welsh tart!!!!". ..................... Ooops! Sorry wrong player & team. Not forgetting blessed are the Kingslanders.
Hatch Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 Not quite the best chairman, remember that Al Fayed has given Fulhams fans that fantastic Michael Jackson statue. So until we get something similar, he will only be second best.
Hatch Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 Not quite the best chairman, remember that Al Fayed has given Fulhams fans that fantastic Michael Jackson statue. So until we get something similar, he will only be second best.
fish fingers Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 Not quite the best chairman, remember that Al Fayed has given Fulhams fans that fantastic Michael Jackson statue. So until we get something similar, he will only be second best. I'll start the whip round for a Craig David statue.
fish fingers Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 Not quite the best chairman, remember that Al Fayed has given Fulhams fans that fantastic Michael Jackson statue. So until we get something similar, he will only be second best. I'll start the whip round for a Craig David statue.
stardustonmyfeet Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 Instead of drawing up stripey red and white kits in MS Paint, how about someone does a mock up of a Nicola Cortese statue in the style of the original Ted Bates one?
stardustonmyfeet Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 Instead of drawing up stripey red and white kits in MS Paint, how about someone does a mock up of a Nicola Cortese statue in the style of the original Ted Bates one?
Turkish Posted 11 June, 2011 Author Posted 11 June, 2011 But dressing as the Mafia isn't racist, offensive or stereotypical? Ginger wigs and kilts to "honour" our scottish manager suggested that all scottish people are part of a race which has been abused for decades due to the colour of their hair and are also transvestites. Dressing in smart suits as mafia bosses suggest he is what he is, a rich, powerful influentual businessman who everyone admires and respects even if they dont like him. I think he'd love it.
Turkish Posted 11 June, 2011 Author Posted 11 June, 2011 But dressing as the Mafia isn't racist, offensive or stereotypical? Ginger wigs and kilts to "honour" our scottish manager suggested that all scottish people are part of a race which has been abused for decades due to the colour of their hair and are also transvestites. Dressing in smart suits as mafia bosses suggest he is what he is, a rich, powerful influentual businessman who everyone admires and respects even if they dont like him. I think he'd love it.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 I'll start the whip round for a Craig David statue. If we really want to compete with Fulham then we ought to have a statue of Gary Glitter at the very least.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 I'll start the whip round for a Craig David statue. If we really want to compete with Fulham then we ought to have a statue of Gary Glitter at the very least.
Dalek2003 Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 The scene: St Marys Stadium one stormy June night. Turkish barges his way pass security, shoulder charges the door, and bursts into the boardroom . He falls at the feet of his exasperated idol - Cortese: Oh no, not you again. Turkish: Messiah! Messiah! Cortese: I am NOT the Messiah! Turkish: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few. Disgruntled SFC staff: He's not the messiah! he's a very naughty boy. Ridiculous that one fan can become so obsessed !
Dalek2003 Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 The scene: St Marys Stadium one stormy June night. Turkish barges his way pass security, shoulder charges the door, and bursts into the boardroom . He falls at the feet of his exasperated idol - Cortese: Oh no, not you again. Turkish: Messiah! Messiah! Cortese: I am NOT the Messiah! Turkish: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few. Disgruntled SFC staff: He's not the messiah! he's a very naughty boy. Ridiculous that one fan can become so obsessed !
Turkish Posted 11 June, 2011 Author Posted 11 June, 2011 Ridiculous that one fan can become so obsessed ! I still maintain that if cortese had bought us in 2004 we wouldn't have been relegated.
Turkish Posted 11 June, 2011 Author Posted 11 June, 2011 Ridiculous that one fan can become so obsessed ! I still maintain that if cortese had bought us in 2004 we wouldn't have been relegated.
Badger Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 I still maintain that if cortese had bought us in 2004 we wouldn't have been relegated. Yes, indeed. Had he been playing in that game against Everton then Cortese would of taken the ball into the corner flag in the last minute. F'sure.
Badger Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 I still maintain that if cortese had bought us in 2004 we wouldn't have been relegated. Yes, indeed. Had he been playing in that game against Everton then Cortese would of taken the ball into the corner flag in the last minute. F'sure.
Trader Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 I was goin to suggest Dave Whelan... Another vote from me.
Trader Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 I was goin to suggest Dave Whelan... Another vote from me.
adrian lord Posted 11 June, 2011 Posted 11 June, 2011 Ridiculous that one fan can become so obsessed ! On that note, how is your Hoddle and Elieen Drewery memorial frieze fund going?
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