Using a gym

[1976_Child]

Before you start your fitness regime, ask yourself one question and answer it honestly. Is it likely you will have a decent pension pot when you retire in 34 years time? If the answer is no, and these days for most people the answer is no, then fek it. Live life to the full and hope a massive heart attack carries you off before you retire. The idea of sitting for hours on end in a puddle of my own urine in some God-awful 'home' whilst the minimum wage earning 'carers' play Nintendo at reception scares the shat outa me.

 

Screw the gym. Love your belly, eat drink and be merry. Got to go at some point. St Peter must be sick and tired of all the clingers-on that eventually find their way to the pearly gates. Surprise him and pitch up completely out of shape and out of breath.