I can write on my body, no really, I can

[Master Bates]

 

MEDICS are studying a rare skin disorder that enables sufferers to use their bodies as ’walking notebooks’.

 

Patients with the syndrome – artificial urticaria – discover that words stay on their skin if they gently write on themselves using a fingernail.

 

One sufferer being studied is Chinese grandmother Huang Xiangji – whose body is covered in poems and notes.

 

The 50-year-old – dubbed ’The Paper Woman' – says her condition comes in “very useful” as she can use her arms to write shopping lists.

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1836798.ece

[Rory]

Weird.

 

This is also weird:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BcZASr2TGVk

 

I've just uploaded Kerry Katona crumbling on This Morning.

[Master Bates]

Weird.

 

This is also weird:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BcZASr2TGVk

 

I've just uploaded Kerry Katona crumbling on This Morning.

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1841494.ece