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It is not actually a 'small World', it is very very big.

 

 

But it still is a remarkable and uncanny- almost eerie - coincidence that a former Saints captain and Norwegian international, and I, a humble Saints fan in Gloucestershire, should have the same breed of dog don't you think ?

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In spite of golf being very popular amongst saints players it OS still a waste of a good walk m

 

I jest of course and am actually organising my works golf day at Paul Tons house next weekend.

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But it still is a remarkable and uncanny- almost eerie - coincidence that a former Saints captain and Norwegian international, and I, a humble Saints fan in Gloucestershire, should have the same breed of dog don't you think ?

 

Just thought. I reside in the same county as a former chairman of Southampton Football Club.

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I have precisely the same number of knees as Bobby Zamora.

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When (THE GEORDIE) Alan Shearer came round my house for afternoon tea once, I said to him 'would you like a jam doughnut with your cup of tea Alan or a meringue?'

 

He replied 'Nay hamster mon, you're reet, ah will have a jam dornut with ma cop a tay'

 

I was flummoxed.

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In golfing terms, if someone mentions Tiger W***s name you have to buy all the beer.

 

I see what you did there... OK so you are buying EoA & D_P a beer very soon

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I see what you did there... OK so you are buying EoA & D_P a beer very soon

 

i am doing nothing of the sort after what he said about mrs hamster the other day. Now that IS a fact.

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i am doing nothing of the sort after what he said about mrs hamster the other day. Now that IS a fact.

 

No, we're both in da south very shortly, you ARE buying the first beer.

 

Insh'allah

 

 

And no I wasn't calling you very shortly, I was referring to the passing of a short period of time..

 

As in

 

FANK F00K I am coming back on my hols on Thursday!

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No, we're both in da south very shortly, you ARE buying the first beer.

 

FANK F00K I am coming back on my hols on Thursday!

 

But you're nowhere to be found for the second one!

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Can't remember the last time I was involved in a lock in. Not unless you count bloody Thorpe Park yesterday, more ****ed off than ****ed I'd say.

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Ah, lock in's. Now you're talking.

 

Last one of those I attended was in the small Irish town of Drogheda 4 years ago, a night of quite a few scoops of the Black stuff. And the Garda only knocked on the door & came in to check no one was smoking inside!!!

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Just to keep this on the main page:

 

The 2 players who scored in the 1979 League Cup Final v Forest were the only 2 players left in the team from the victorious 1976 FA Cup team: David Peach & Nick Holmes.

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The nets in the goals at St Marys were made using technology designed by NASA, so could in fact be used for a game on the moon.

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The nets in the goals at St Marys were made using technology designed by NASA, so could in fact be used for a game on the moon.

 

They were originally tested by NASA at NottArf Krap as they needed to ensure that they worked in a place with no atmosphere

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Rory Delap discovered that he had been born with Swing wing technology in his ears, which when mastered would allow him to adjust his running speed by sweeping them back and forwards. It was not until the boffins at Stoke City had trained him to master his ears by the use of electric shocks, that they discovered that ear adjustment mid throw-in would take it from the useless lob into the box at Southampton which yielded just 1 goal in 4 years. To become a lethal weapon with Exocet qualities.

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They were originally tested by NASA at NottArf Krap as they needed to ensure that they worked in a place with no atmosphere

 

with Rory Decrap's shooting and throw-ins in mind.

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In spite of golf being very popular amongst saints players it OS still a waste of a good walk m

 

I jest of course and am actually organising my works golf day at Paul Tons house next weekend.

 

No, you were right first time.

 

In Terry Hurlock's profile in the programme many years ago he stated his greatest dislike as: "a dodgy pint".

 

True, but I do worry about myself sometimes...

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Paul Allen is one of many people who did not buy Southampton Football Club, he is also one of many people who own a boat. Not many people helped get Microsoft started, though!

 

He also shares a name with someone else (alot of people can also claim this, however).

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Terry Hurlock on the first day back was caught jogging across the muni golf course with a can of strongbow in his hand.

 

Also a few of the Saints squad hiked on a bus to take a shortcut back!

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Lloyd James supplied the porno "drunk chicks go wild 4" for the team coach which was watched on the way to Deepdale, the resulting flood of man juice is why Kelvin Davis now has a lazy eye.

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On serving Claus Lundekvam a Vodka and Coke at Southampton Airport, he nearly turned violent on me when I implied he would only want a single measure.

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Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain suffered from IBS as a child, he learned to run quickly by sprinting to the toilet.

 

Francis Benali's 'tasche can be found in the British Museum next to the Sutton Hoo treasure.

 

Bruce Grobbelaar's wonky legs routine when facing penalties was actually a medical condition linked to Parkinsons, brought about by stress.

 

I taught Anthony Pulis everything he knows about football.

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