Badger Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 It is not actually a 'small World', it is very very big. But it still is a remarkable and uncanny- almost eerie - coincidence that a former Saints captain and Norwegian international, and I, a humble Saints fan in Gloucestershire, should have the same breed of dog don't you think ?
hamster Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 In spite of golf being very popular amongst saints players it OS still a waste of a good walk m I jest of course and am actually organising my works golf day at Paul Tons house next weekend.
Badger Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 But it still is a remarkable and uncanny- almost eerie - coincidence that a former Saints captain and Norwegian international, and I, a humble Saints fan in Gloucestershire, should have the same breed of dog don't you think ? Just thought. I reside in the same county as a former chairman of Southampton Football Club.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 I have precisely the same number of knees as Bobby Zamora.
hamster Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 When (THE GEORDIE) Alan Shearer came round my house for afternoon tea once, I said to him 'would you like a jam doughnut with your cup of tea Alan or a meringue?' He replied 'Nay hamster mon, you're reet, ah will have a jam dornut with ma cop a tay' I was flummoxed.
dubai_phil Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 In golfing terms, if someone mentions Tiger W***s name you have to buy all the beer. I see what you did there... OK so you are buying EoA & D_P a beer very soon
hamster Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Today at Thorpe Park I stood for half an hour watching a hip-hop dance off. I was quite impressed.
hamster Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 I see what you did there... OK so you are buying EoA & D_P a beer very soon i am doing nothing of the sort after what he said about mrs hamster the other day. Now that IS a fact.
dubai_phil Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 i am doing nothing of the sort after what he said about mrs hamster the other day. Now that IS a fact. No, we're both in da south very shortly, you ARE buying the first beer. Insh'allah And no I wasn't calling you very shortly, I was referring to the passing of a short period of time.. As in FANK F00K I am coming back on my hols on Thursday!
hamster Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 If you cgnahe all the mdilde lerttes rnoud in a snetece it stlil maeks snese.
hamster Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 No, we're both in da south very shortly, you ARE buying the first beer. FANK F00K I am coming back on my hols on Thursday! But you're nowhere to be found for the second one!
InvictaSaint Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Richard Chaplow used to play Bender in the kooky US cartoon Futurama.
Badger Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 My father was once involved in a "lock in" at a pub near Southampton with Ron Davies also present.
Badger Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Ah, lock in's. Now you're talking. yes it seems an almost bygone age.
hamster Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Can't remember the last time I was involved in a lock in. Not unless you count bloody Thorpe Park yesterday, more ****ed off than ****ed I'd say.
John Boy Saint Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Ah, lock in's. Now you're talking. Last one of those I attended was in the small Irish town of Drogheda 4 years ago, a night of quite a few scoops of the Black stuff. And the Garda only knocked on the door & came in to check no one was smoking inside!!!
John Boy Saint Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Just to keep this on the main page: The 2 players who scored in the 1979 League Cup Final v Forest were the only 2 players left in the team from the victorious 1976 FA Cup team: David Peach & Nick Holmes.
Hatch Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 The nets in the goals at St Marys were made using technology designed by NASA, so could in fact be used for a game on the moon.
dubai_phil Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 The nets in the goals at St Marys were made using technology designed by NASA, so could in fact be used for a game on the moon. They were originally tested by NASA at NottArf Krap as they needed to ensure that they worked in a place with no atmosphere
saintscottofthenortham Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 They were originally tested by NASA at NottArf Krap as they needed to ensure that they worked in a place with no atmosphere
Steeleye Saint Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 Peter Osgood and I went to different schools together - fact.
hamster Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 The best player to ever play at St Mary's Stadium is me.
hamster Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 Peter Osgood and I went to different schools together - fact. So did I, bloody he'll. It really is a small world.
trousers Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 Manny Andre%4%*8*88ski came round my house last week. Sounds messy
John Boy Saint Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 Rory Delap discovered that he had been born with Swing wing technology in his ears, which when mastered would allow him to adjust his running speed by sweeping them back and forwards. It was not until the boffins at Stoke City had trained him to master his ears by the use of electric shocks, that they discovered that ear adjustment mid throw-in would take it from the useless lob into the box at Southampton which yielded just 1 goal in 4 years. To become a lethal weapon with Exocet qualities.
Badger Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 They were originally tested by NASA at NottArf Krap as they needed to ensure that they worked in a place with no atmosphere with Rory Decrap's shooting and throw-ins in mind.
Badger Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 Xavi is the greatest ever Spanish footballer never to have played for Saints.
FloridaMarlin Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 Matthew Oakley used to keep Piranha fish in a tank at his home. He was always careful how he fed them. They had more bite than his tackles.
lambertsrightleg Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 i once packed le tissier's ben and jerrys into a plastic bag for him at waitrose on the same day that we signed bradley wright-phillips.
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 Fabrice Fernandes in addition to once playing for a team owned by Arcadi Gaydamak was also a backing singer in France's 1998 Eurovision Song contest hit 'Au revoir capacite' - he finished in 4th place.
Frank's cousin Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 The ref for today's England U21 international at SMS was Clement Turpin - great great great great great grandson of notorious highwayman D i c k - or maybe not
suewhistle Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 In spite of golf being very popular amongst saints players it OS still a waste of a good walk m I jest of course and am actually organising my works golf day at Paul Tons house next weekend. No, you were right first time. In Terry Hurlock's profile in the programme many years ago he stated his greatest dislike as: "a dodgy pint". True, but I do worry about myself sometimes...
Right sider Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 Paul Allen is one of many people who did not buy Southampton Football Club, he is also one of many people who own a boat. Not many people helped get Microsoft started, though! He also shares a name with someone else (alot of people can also claim this, however).
Pilchards Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 Terry Hurlock on the first day back was caught jogging across the muni golf course with a can of strongbow in his hand. Also a few of the Saints squad hiked on a bus to take a shortcut back!
Pilchards Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 did you know that the new Labour government promised to cut down on crime, they was planning to build a 20ft wall around Portsmouth.
JackFrost Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 I have just watched a repeat of the Krypton Factor and two of the contestants were called Richard Lambert and Paul Smith
Raging Bull Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 Tampax nearly sponsored poopy 12 months ago, they were looking for a bunch of c**ts going through a really tough period!!
SNSUN Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 Lloyd James supplied the porno "drunk chicks go wild 4" for the team coach which was watched on the way to Deepdale, the resulting flood of man juice is why Kelvin Davis now has a lazy eye.
SNSUN Posted 6 June, 2011 Posted 6 June, 2011 It wasn't salad cream Beasant dropped on his toe, it was tomato ketchup.
Colinjb Posted 6 June, 2011 Posted 6 June, 2011 On serving Claus Lundekvam a Vodka and Coke at Southampton Airport, he nearly turned violent on me when I implied he would only want a single measure.
SNSUN Posted 6 June, 2011 Posted 6 June, 2011 Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain suffered from IBS as a child, he learned to run quickly by sprinting to the toilet. Francis Benali's 'tasche can be found in the British Museum next to the Sutton Hoo treasure. Bruce Grobbelaar's wonky legs routine when facing penalties was actually a medical condition linked to Parkinsons, brought about by stress. I taught Anthony Pulis everything he knows about football.
tedmaul Posted 6 June, 2011 Posted 6 June, 2011 This thread is fun. You brilliant and hilarious people (Thumbs up smileyemoticonthing)
supersonic Posted 6 June, 2011 Posted 6 June, 2011 There is the fittest girl sat opposite me in Starbucks badgers farm sainsburys...and she's a Saints fan. "i think I'm on a winner here trig"
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