ToreSF Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 In contrast to all the (boring) rumors, let's have a thread with fun facts about present and former saints players!
Deppo Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 I have it as fact that Rohan Ricketts is soon to become a current Saints player.
Turkish Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Yellow, was the colour of the shirt worn by for Saints star Anders Svenson when he played for his county and also what he might if he was challenged to a fight by another irate customer for queue jumping whilst queuing to buy a two dine for £9.99 meal deal at M&S Hedge End. FACT.
ToreSF Posted 4 June, 2011 Author Posted 4 June, 2011 Claus Lundekvam owns a dog. It's a border collie. Wow! This IS fun!
Saint_Donovan Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Adam Lallana has a sister named Allanah Amazing if true
ericb Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Terry Hurlock owns the uk's biggest collection of wizard of memorabilia
WESTIE SFC Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Adam Lallana crys through Marley and Me! http://www.socceram.com/soccerettes_archive/0,24018,19254_6081855,00.html
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Lee Barnard's Dad performed the first ever heart transplant.
Paul Chuckle Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 My mate walked in on Matt Le Tiss taking a dump in the loos in Jumpin Jacks
the saints god Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 i have played for the same club as matthew le tisser, and have watched his brilliance for free, have regular chats with his son and have scored a penalty where he once scored a penalty. jealous? i thought so.
twopintsnilnil Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 In 1895, Rickie Lambert's great grandfather co-founded a tobacco importers and cigarette manufacturers in Liverpool.
ToreSF Posted 4 June, 2011 Author Posted 4 June, 2011 Paul Williams' favorite vegetable is in FACT cheese.
1976_Child Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Rickie Lambert has the same number of legs as Adam Lallana. Fact
Pilchards Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Ander Svensson runs faster coming off the bench than anytime during a game.
Big_Bald_Si Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 I once accidentally fish hooked Matt Le Tissier on his way to the gantry at St Mary's in my depseration to touch him.
Faz Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Lee Barnard's Dad performed the first ever heart transplant. And invented orphans
VectisSaint Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Yellow, was the colour of the shirt worn by for Saints star Anders Svenson when he played for his county and also what he might if he was challenged to a fight by another irate customer for queue jumping whilst queuing to buy a two dine for £9.99 meal deal at M&S Hedge End. FACT. Do they have counties in Sweden?
dubai_phil Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 I once caught an off drive by Nick Holmes while fielding at mid-off in a Salisbury League cricket Match vs Winterslow. He was very unlucky I usually got out the way of anything hit hard. John Burridge is not as good at Karaoke as D_P. (Previously very many times posted FACT)
latter day saint Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 i actually saw Matthew LeTissier walk away from McDonalds in West Quay , because the que's were to long !!!
dubai_phil Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 i actually saw Matthew LeTissier walk away from McDonalds in West Quay , because the que's were to long !!! Que?
hamster Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Will Young used to have a Saints player cook his socks. Fact.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 If you eat nothing but rabbit you will eventually die from starvation.
John Boy Saint Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Rickie Lambert has the same number of legs as Adam Lallana. Fact That has to be the biggest barefaced Lie ever told on this forum. . . . . . . . You must think we are all really stupid!!!
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Will Young used to have a Saints player cook his socks. Fact. That'd be the player who had a sick duck then?
Right sider Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Rudi Skacel is due to be our next signing, he looks like a good player. I've seen lots of his goals on You tube and his rating on CM is high!
hamster Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Rupert Lowe's dad had a Christmas number 1 hit in the 70's
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 If you laid 2,000 Portsmouth women end-to-end, no-one would be at all surprised.
hamster Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 I met Mark Dennis sat on a park bench and he sold me case of wine.
hamster Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 If you laid all the people who live in Portsmouth end to end around the World, you'd drown half of the bastards.
hamster Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 In one of my old Saints programmes it says we wore 'White and cherry red striped jerseys and black KNICKERS' I found that quite amusing.
St Lej Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Saints are joint record holder of the most players in a starting 11. St Marys pitch is the same colour as the pitch on which England won the world cup in 1966. All of the most recent high profile departures from saints have the same number of vowels in their Christian and surnames, 2: wAynE brIdgE, thEO wAlcOtt, AndrEw sUrmAn, gArEth bAlE.......
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 If you stretch a lung out it will cover the area of a tennis court. Plus, you will seriously **** off both the lung owner and the tennis players.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 The difference between a duck is that one of its legs is both the same.
hamster Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Rupert Lowe never actually shot the duck, it was his mate.
dubai_phil Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 The difference between a duck is that one of its legs is both the same. You talking about my Cricketing prowess or you just lucky enough to have found some weird sh1t tonight?
Badger Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Claus Lundekvam owns a dog. It's a border collie. Wow! This IS fun! I too have a border collie. Small world.
hamster Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 In golfing terms, if someone mentions Tiger W***s name you have to buy all the beer.
hamster Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 It is not actually a 'small World', it is very very big.
Trader Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 A doctor I know works in Portsmouth 3 days a week because he likes working with deprived people. True story.
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