Crab Lungs Posted 2 June, 2011 Posted 2 June, 2011 Does anyone have any celebrity sh4gging stories? I remember a thread a while ago which was pretty amusing but nonetheless, it has slipped off since then.
Jonnyboy Posted 2 June, 2011 Posted 2 June, 2011 Friend ****ged Kevin Davies sister Friend ****ged bird off of "its a knockout?" (I think, dont know her name) Friend of a friend ****ged Russell Brand (probably applies to most people that one)
Crab Lungs Posted 2 June, 2011 Author Posted 2 June, 2011 Jonnyboy said: Friend ****ged Kevin Davies sister Friend ****ged bird off of "its a knockout?" (I think, dont know her name) Friend of a friend ****ged Russell Brand (probably applies to most people that one) Not a bad start at all! The bird off "It's a Knockout"... Nell McAndrew, Lucy Alexander?
Jonnyboy Posted 2 June, 2011 Posted 2 June, 2011 Crab Lungs said: Not a bad start at all! The bird off "It's a Knockout"... Nell McAndrew, Lucy Alexander? Sorry, not sure, I would have a proper chat with him but he moved to the US last year
sambosa75 Posted 2 June, 2011 Posted 2 June, 2011 Mates sister did a kiss and tell on Kevin Pietersen at the height of his fame, post ashes 2005. Made enough money from the story to pay off her student debts and a deposit on a house. She later admitted to me she'd never even met KP... Priceless
Jonnyboy Posted 2 June, 2011 Posted 2 June, 2011 sambosa75 said: Mates sister did a kiss and tell on Kevin Pietersen at the height of his fame, post ashes 2005. Made enough money from the story to pay off her student debts and a deposit on a house. She later admitted to me she'd never even met KP... Priceless Fairplay Reminds me that Shane Warne flopped his old man out and said "suck on this" to a fit female friend of mine. Apparently she gave him a withering look and said "as if" before walking straight out.
Crab Lungs Posted 2 June, 2011 Author Posted 2 June, 2011 Deppo said: I have had sex with Elton John And how was it?
Deppo Posted 2 June, 2011 Posted 2 June, 2011 I enjoyed it. Not sure about him as I had to knock him out first.
1976_Child Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 Deppo said: I enjoyed it. Not sure about him as I had to knock him out first. candles in the wind
Colinjb Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 Truth: My Dad Once shared a dance with Olivia Newton-John in an Adelaide night club. Media: My Dad embarked on a sordid affair with Olivia Newton-John and her entire entourage.
Colinjb Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 1976_Child said: Deppo once had sex with the Milky Bar kid. Rohypnol in the chocolate?
MongoNeil Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 1976_Child said: Deppo once had sex with the Milky Bar kid. I thought Deppo was the Milky Bar Kid!
Hatch Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 I once ****ged a bird in someones front room once, while at the other side of the room, just 3 yards away, an ex-Saints & England player was ****ging her sister. Very odd night out.
OldNick Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Deppo said: I enjoyed it. Not sure about him as I had to knock him out first.doubt he felt a thing....when you hit him that is
scotty Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Deppo said: I have had sex with Elton John I have told elton john's p.a. to f*ck off. True story.
Huntingdon Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 I know someone who ****ged Martine McCutcheon before she was famous
OldNick Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 Deppo said: I slept with Sister Wendy Beckett. she is a bit too young for you, if you had put your sister Wendy then i may have been inclined to believe it
richie Posted 4 June, 2011 Posted 4 June, 2011 I ****ged Keith Allen's then partner for about 12 months in 2005/2006. Met her in a club in Winchester and ****ged her in the toliet (Lilly Allen grew up/lived in winny) She came to my flat a few times. Once with a coat and stockings and suspenders underneath and nothing else!! Absolute animal in the sack. Probably met her about 10 times. She was a playwright and journo. Wierdly we both ended up staying in the same hotel in spain shortly after we met. Good holiday sex. Allen dumped her shortly after. I dont think he ever found out. There is a chapter in his book about her. I googled her the other day and she writes for the daily mail and a few other papers. She wasant all that to look at though!!!!
OldNick Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 richie said: She wasant all that to look at though!!!!isnt that what she says about you Lol
Deppo Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 richie said: I ****ged Keith Allen's then partner for about 12 months in 2005/2006. Met her in a club in Winchester and ****ged her in the toliet (Lilly Allen grew up/lived in winny) She came to my flat a few times. Once with a coat and stockings and suspenders underneath and nothing else!! Absolute animal in the sack. Probably met her about 10 times. She was a playwright and journo. Wierdly we both ended up staying in the same hotel in spain shortly after we met. Good holiday sex. Allen dumped her shortly after. I dont think he ever found out. There is a chapter in his book about her. I googled her the other day and she writes for the daily mail and a few other papers. She wasant all that to look at though!!!! At first this made me smile and I thought that's it son, knock 'em out. And then I thought that's not big and I felt shame for you, this fella is no friend of mine (and I bet his penis is one the littlest things there is)
richie Posted 5 June, 2011 Posted 5 June, 2011 Why feel shame for me? I ****ged a bird. No one died. No big deal. Anyway the last time I saw her food poisoning kicked in from a wedding I had been to earlier in the day and I had to stop mid **** and throw up in my toilet. Spent 2 days chucking up. I think it put her off!!!
Robsk II Posted 6 June, 2011 Posted 6 June, 2011 An ex of mine did some modelling for Hollister. But she's just fit, not famous.
Lets B Avenue Posted 6 June, 2011 Posted 6 June, 2011 Robsk II said: An ex of mine did some modelling for Hollister. But she's just fit, not famous. Rule 1?
Special K Posted 7 June, 2011 Posted 7 June, 2011 Robsk II said: An ex of mine did some modelling for Hollister. But she's just fit, not famous. An ex bird of mine did some modelling for Hoffmeister. Not fit or famous.
scotty Posted 7 June, 2011 Posted 7 June, 2011 Special K said: An ex bird of mine did some modelling for Hoffmeister. Not fit or famous. Just give us the bear facts.
Pugwash Posted 19 June, 2011 Posted 19 June, 2011 Friend of a friend's girlfriend ****ged Ryan Giggs. Took 11 years before the papers got interested...
The9 Posted 20 June, 2011 Posted 20 June, 2011 Girls I have known (not necessarily in the biblical sense) have allegedly ****ged Keith Gillespie, Kevin Davies and Aaron Flahavan. Woopdedoo.
saint_stevo Posted 20 June, 2011 Posted 20 June, 2011 A bloke that used to work in our canteen's Mrs had boshed Michael Svensson
Lord Duckhunter Posted 20 June, 2011 Posted 20 June, 2011 I knew a bird who got ****ged on holiday by Ross Jenkins when he played for Watford. She was pretty ugly and fat, and he must have had a bout 10 pints to even think about it.
bpsaint Posted 20 June, 2011 Posted 20 June, 2011 Hatch said: while at the other side of the room, just 3 yards away, an ex-Saints & England player was ****ging her sister. Very odd night out. How small was that room!?
Saint-scooby Posted 20 June, 2011 Posted 20 June, 2011 Sam Vokes mum keeps calling me I snogged some weather girl off Meridian ages ago
Mr Tickle Posted 23 June, 2011 Posted 23 June, 2011 I did Debbie Thrower up the poo shoot whilst Simon Parkin came on her tits.
Saint_clark Posted 23 June, 2011 Posted 23 June, 2011 Mate of my mum was one of the drummers from Primal Scream, he ****ged Danni Minogue back in the 90s.
Jonnyboy Posted 23 June, 2011 Posted 23 June, 2011 Saint_clark said: Mate of my mum was one of the drummers from Primal Scream, he ****ged Danni Minogue back in the 90s. Which means...Danni Minogue is your mum!
Secret Site Agent Posted 30 June, 2011 Posted 30 June, 2011 I did Linda Reynolds, the blond one of the Reynolds Girls, three years ago when I was on a site visit for a couple of weeks to the Akritiri air base in Cyprus. She's the blond one and the years haven't been kind. As the forman who was sharing a room with me explained in the morning, all he could see was two fat people having sex and he didnt know where I finished and she started, but it put him off jelly for life. Dirty scouse *****.
TopGun Posted 1 July, 2011 Posted 1 July, 2011 A girl I know ****ged Jason Orange who, I think, is in some band called That Take.
Dog Posted 1 July, 2011 Posted 1 July, 2011 I fingered Ulrika Johnson in McDonalds toilets back in 1998.
Saint-scooby Posted 1 July, 2011 Posted 1 July, 2011 Dog said: I fingered Ulrika Johnson in McDonalds toilets back in 1998. Front or back bottom ?
the stain Posted 1 July, 2011 Posted 1 July, 2011 I got my salad tossed by the girlfriend of D1ck from D1ck and Dom, whilst she was going out with him.
Guan 2.0 Posted 2 July, 2011 Posted 2 July, 2011 I snogged a very drunk Sarah Cahwood at a house party for a mutual friend of my older sister (now THAT'S taking advantage of peoples hospitality!)
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