Crab Lungs Posted 2 June, 2011 Share Posted 2 June, 2011 Does anyone have any celebrity sh4gging stories? I remember a thread a while ago which was pretty amusing but nonetheless, it has slipped off since then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 2 June, 2011 Share Posted 2 June, 2011 Friend ****ged Kevin Davies sister Friend ****ged bird off of "its a knockout?" (I think, dont know her name) Friend of a friend ****ged Russell Brand (probably applies to most people that one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 2 June, 2011 Author Share Posted 2 June, 2011 Friend ****ged Kevin Davies sister Friend ****ged bird off of "its a knockout?" (I think, dont know her name) Friend of a friend ****ged Russell Brand (probably applies to most people that one) Not a bad start at all! The bird off "It's a Knockout"... Nell McAndrew, Lucy Alexander? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 2 June, 2011 Share Posted 2 June, 2011 Not a bad start at all! The bird off "It's a Knockout"... Nell McAndrew, Lucy Alexander? Sorry, not sure, I would have a proper chat with him but he moved to the US last year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambosa75 Posted 2 June, 2011 Share Posted 2 June, 2011 Mates sister did a kiss and tell on Kevin Pietersen at the height of his fame, post ashes 2005. Made enough money from the story to pay off her student debts and a deposit on a house. She later admitted to me she'd never even met KP... Priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 2 June, 2011 Share Posted 2 June, 2011 Mates sister did a kiss and tell on Kevin Pietersen at the height of his fame, post ashes 2005. Made enough money from the story to pay off her student debts and a deposit on a house. She later admitted to me she'd never even met KP... Priceless Fairplay Reminds me that Shane Warne flopped his old man out and said "suck on this" to a fit female friend of mine. Apparently she gave him a withering look and said "as if" before walking straight out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 2 June, 2011 Share Posted 2 June, 2011 I have had sex with Elton John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 2 June, 2011 Author Share Posted 2 June, 2011 I have had sex with Elton John And how was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 2 June, 2011 Share Posted 2 June, 2011 I enjoyed it. Not sure about him as I had to knock him out first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 I enjoyed it. Not sure about him as I had to knock him out first. candles in the wind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 Truth: My Dad Once shared a dance with Olivia Newton-John in an Adelaide night club. Media: My Dad embarked on a sordid affair with Olivia Newton-John and her entire entourage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 Deppo once had sex with the Milky Bar kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 Deppo once had sex with the Milky Bar kid. Rohypnol in the chocolate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MongoNeil Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 Deppo once had sex with the Milky Bar kid. I thought Deppo was the Milky Bar Kid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 I once ****ged a bird in someones front room once, while at the other side of the room, just 3 yards away, an ex-Saints & England player was ****ging her sister. Very odd night out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 4 June, 2011 Share Posted 4 June, 2011 I enjoyed it. Not sure about him as I had to knock him out first.doubt he felt a thing....when you hit him that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 4 June, 2011 Share Posted 4 June, 2011 I slept with Sister Wendy Beckett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 4 June, 2011 Share Posted 4 June, 2011 I have had sex with Elton John I have told elton john's p.a. to f*ck off. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntingdon Posted 4 June, 2011 Share Posted 4 June, 2011 I know someone who ****ged Martine McCutcheon before she was famous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 4 June, 2011 Share Posted 4 June, 2011 I slept with Sister Wendy Beckett. she is a bit too young for you, if you had put your sister Wendy then i may have been inclined to believe it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richie Posted 4 June, 2011 Share Posted 4 June, 2011 I ****ged Keith Allen's then partner for about 12 months in 2005/2006. Met her in a club in Winchester and ****ged her in the toliet (Lilly Allen grew up/lived in winny) She came to my flat a few times. Once with a coat and stockings and suspenders underneath and nothing else!! Absolute animal in the sack. Probably met her about 10 times. She was a playwright and journo. Wierdly we both ended up staying in the same hotel in spain shortly after we met. Good holiday sex. Allen dumped her shortly after. I dont think he ever found out. There is a chapter in his book about her. I googled her the other day and she writes for the daily mail and a few other papers. She wasant all that to look at though!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 5 June, 2011 Share Posted 5 June, 2011 She wasant all that to look at though!!!!isnt that what she says about you Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 5 June, 2011 Share Posted 5 June, 2011 I ****ged Keith Allen's then partner for about 12 months in 2005/2006. Met her in a club in Winchester and ****ged her in the toliet (Lilly Allen grew up/lived in winny) She came to my flat a few times. Once with a coat and stockings and suspenders underneath and nothing else!! Absolute animal in the sack. Probably met her about 10 times. She was a playwright and journo. Wierdly we both ended up staying in the same hotel in spain shortly after we met. Good holiday sex. Allen dumped her shortly after. I dont think he ever found out. There is a chapter in his book about her. I googled her the other day and she writes for the daily mail and a few other papers. She wasant all that to look at though!!!! At first this made me smile and I thought that's it son, knock 'em out. And then I thought that's not big and I felt shame for you, this fella is no friend of mine (and I bet his penis is one the littlest things there is) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richie Posted 5 June, 2011 Share Posted 5 June, 2011 Why feel shame for me? I ****ged a bird. No one died. No big deal. Anyway the last time I saw her food poisoning kicked in from a wedding I had been to earlier in the day and I had to stop mid **** and throw up in my toilet. Spent 2 days chucking up. I think it put her off!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richie Posted 5 June, 2011 Share Posted 5 June, 2011 ps I am 6 inches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 6 June, 2011 Share Posted 6 June, 2011 An ex of mine did some modelling for Hollister. But she's just fit, not famous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 6 June, 2011 Share Posted 6 June, 2011 An ex of mine did some modelling for Hollister. But she's just fit, not famous. Rule 1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 7 June, 2011 Share Posted 7 June, 2011 Distinct lack of rule 1 on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted 7 June, 2011 Share Posted 7 June, 2011 An ex of mine did some modelling for Hollister. But she's just fit, not famous. An ex bird of mine did some modelling for Hoffmeister. Not fit or famous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 7 June, 2011 Share Posted 7 June, 2011 An ex bird of mine did some modelling for Hoffmeister. Not fit or famous. Just give us the bear facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted 19 June, 2011 Share Posted 19 June, 2011 Friend of a friend's girlfriend ****ged Ryan Giggs. Took 11 years before the papers got interested... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 20 June, 2011 Share Posted 20 June, 2011 Girls I have known (not necessarily in the biblical sense) have allegedly ****ged Keith Gillespie, Kevin Davies and Aaron Flahavan. Woopdedoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 20 June, 2011 Share Posted 20 June, 2011 A bloke that used to work in our canteen's Mrs had boshed Michael Svensson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 20 June, 2011 Share Posted 20 June, 2011 I knew a bird who got ****ged on holiday by Ross Jenkins when he played for Watford. She was pretty ugly and fat, and he must have had a bout 10 pints to even think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 20 June, 2011 Share Posted 20 June, 2011 women are such slags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpsaint Posted 20 June, 2011 Share Posted 20 June, 2011 while at the other side of the room, just 3 yards away, an ex-Saints & England player was ****ging her sister. Very odd night out. How small was that room!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 20 June, 2011 Share Posted 20 June, 2011 Sam Vokes mum keeps calling me I snogged some weather girl off Meridian ages ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Tickle Posted 23 June, 2011 Share Posted 23 June, 2011 I did Debbie Thrower up the poo shoot whilst Simon Parkin came on her tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 23 June, 2011 Share Posted 23 June, 2011 Mate of my mum was one of the drummers from Primal Scream, he ****ged Danni Minogue back in the 90s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 23 June, 2011 Share Posted 23 June, 2011 Mate of my mum was one of the drummers from Primal Scream, he ****ged Danni Minogue back in the 90s. Which means...Danni Minogue is your mum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 30 June, 2011 Share Posted 30 June, 2011 I did Linda Reynolds, the blond one of the Reynolds Girls, three years ago when I was on a site visit for a couple of weeks to the Akritiri air base in Cyprus. She's the blond one and the years haven't been kind. As the forman who was sharing a room with me explained in the morning, all he could see was two fat people having sex and he didnt know where I finished and she started, but it put him off jelly for life. Dirty scouse *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 A girl I know ****ged Jason Orange who, I think, is in some band called That Take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 I fingered Ulrika Johnson in McDonalds toilets back in 1998. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 I fingered Ulrika Johnson in McDonalds toilets back in 1998. Front or back bottom ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 1 July, 2011 Share Posted 1 July, 2011 I got my salad tossed by the girlfriend of D1ck from D1ck and Dom, whilst she was going out with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guan 2.0 Posted 2 July, 2011 Share Posted 2 July, 2011 I snogged a very drunk Sarah Cahwood at a house party for a mutual friend of my older sister (now THAT'S taking advantage of peoples hospitality!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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