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Yes please.

 

Have got a funny story about her actually. She's a bit of a minx in real life. Was out in Shepherds Bush about 2 years ago and got chatting to an older lady at the bar. Was being a little bit cheeky and asking if she wanted to buy her toyboy for the evening (me) a drink. She told me she would and that her daughter would love me. I said its a shame she's not here then to which she replied she actually is! I told her to bring her over. It was Sheridan Smith. Didn't recognise her at first but she was pretty good looking, quite curvy with a cheeky smile. We engaged in some banter, I seemed to be doing pretty well and she was giving out plenty of buying signals. She mentioned she was an actress which is when it dawned on me who she was but I didn't tell her I knew who she was. Anyway, earlier in the night I told my mate I reckoned I could down a half pint of sambuca, following a couple of shots. He decided to choose this as the moment he would challenge me to do it and thrust a half pint of sambuca in front of me which I proceeded to down, but not before heaving a couple of times, mid-glug. This must have ruined my image somewhat as Sheridan soon made her excuses and re-joined her friends at the table. About 2 weeks after, I read she was $hagging Smiffy from Gavin & Stacey.

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Elizabeth Counsell

 

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and that is the exact same promo picture (with signature) that i once owned after writing to her, I was besotted when she played in Brush Strokes. I sold it a few years ago on ebay for about 50p iirc, soiled.

 

FACT

and I got a ****ing bargain.
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BB has/had not only the body, looks and the aura, she has THAT voice.

 

Just read a bit of wiki about her, knew about her animal rights nonsense but never knew she was anti-Islamic with 5 convictions for 'inciting racial hatred' to her name. Only one way to shut someone like her up.....

 

At her best:

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Her now:

 

 

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Still got 'it' imo, if only i was 30 years older.

 

She was once in a film called 'And God made woman'. Perfect casting.

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