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Crab Lungs

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Who's that Tory MP bird who was on HIGNFY recently? The one that writes romance novels? I'd spaff over her. She has that dirty look, the one posh birds have that says "My daddy spoilt me rotten and didn't let me experience anything sexual, now **** me hard and call me a b1tch".

 

Louise Bagshawe. Currently only number 26 on the sexymp website, but then maybe that's because she's quite annoying!

 

http://www.sexymp.co.uk/index.php?gender=F

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Isn't that matey from the mighty boosh ??

 

You know, the one that thinks he is funny but isn't.

 

For some reason, my mrs is well keen on that noel fielding. I cant understand it tbh, but whatever floats her boat.....

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A lot of people in this thread haven't read the opening post (including Crab Lungs himself!)...Which said...

 

The pre-requisite must be that they are no higher than 7/10

 

Are these not all higher than 7/10's?

 

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The last two definately are not

 

I think if you lined up all the woman in the world aged 18 to 35, most men would put Rachel Riley and whoever the other woman is, easily in the top 30% or 7/10 or better. :)

 

Seriously though MLG, your pedantry is becoming legendary.

 

In this case it isn't even pedantry really, the opening post made a request and nearly everyone in the thread ignored it. Including Crab Lungs who started it! :D :p

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I think if you lined up all the woman in the world aged 18 to 35, most men would put Rachel Riley and whoever the other woman is, easily in the top 30% or 7/10 or better. :)

 

In this case it isn't even pedantry really, the opening post made a request and nearly everyone in the thread ignored it. Including Crab Lungs who started it! :D :p

 

Smirking goes out with Samantha Janus though, so to him all other women are 1/10

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In this case it isn't even pedantry really, the opening post made a request and nearly everyone in the thread ignored it. Including Crab Lungs who started it! :D :p

 

My Caitlin Stasey vote gets special dispensation because she has a stub nose and thus, a defect!

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