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Victoria Coren is still single if you fancy your chances of squirting on/up her Crab Lungs. You might find out why though if you want more than a quickie.

 

Oooooh, go on. Dish the dirt! What's she allegedly like? Bunny boiler?

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mandrake/8362654/David-Mitchells-double-act-with-Victoria-Coren.html

 

Or maybe not?

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Oooooh, go on. Dish the dirt! What's she allegedly like? Bunny boiler?

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mandrake/8362654/David-Mitchells-double-act-with-Victoria-Coren.html

 

Or maybe not?

 

I only know from reading her column in the observer occasionally. She makes out that she's sh1t sociallly and awful to live with, basically a more attractive, female version of David Mitchell. Maybe someone set them up?

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I only know from reading her column in the observer occasionally. She makes out that she's sh1t sociallly and awful to live with, basically a more attractive, female version of David Mitchell. Maybe someone set them up?

 

This sounds like a match made in heaven for me. I'm **** socially but I'm fairly easy-going, so I hope she's not too bad to live with. Looks like it might be worth my while to make arrangements for a stalk at some point.

 

From what I gather, her and David Mitchell do seem to appear on shows together quite a bit. Pah, I'll displace him. It's clearly obvious that I'm charming; just look at the title I chose for this thread :o

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Who's that Tory MP bird who was on HIGNFY recently? The one that writes romance novels? I'd spaff over her. She has that dirty look, the one posh birds have that says "My daddy spoilt me rotten and didn't let me experience anything sexual, now **** me hard and call me a b1tch".

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Bev Turner (can't find any pics that do her justice,) used to be on a Foodie programme called Taste. Feck me when she enjoyed a bite of food or a slurp of wine she virtually orgasmed - closely followed by me just watching her :blush:

 

not just a squirt - she'd get a fully blown hosing down FFS.

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Bev Turner (can't find any pics that do her justice,) used to be on a Foodie programme called Taste. Feck me when she enjoyed a bite of food or a slurp of wine she virtually orgasmed - closely followed by me just watching her :blush:

 

not just a squirt - she'd get a fully blown hosing down FFS.

 

Used to be on ITV's F1 coverage. She was prety hot.

 

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