Crab Lungs Posted 2 June, 2011 Share Posted 2 June, 2011 After seeing her on HIGNFY, I have concluded that Victoria Coren is most definitely underrated and surprisingly alluring. A little bit chunky, quite funny and has a real moody, smouldering look about her. So, can anyone else out there suggest any more "worth a squirts"? The pre-requisite must be that they are no higher than 7/10 (in other words, no Salma Hayek, Megan Fox etc). They cannot be supermodels, glamour models or bimbos. Guilty pleasures, even. PS: I now feel revolted with myself for using the term "worth a squirt"... but it's too late now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambosa75 Posted 2 June, 2011 Share Posted 2 June, 2011 Tanya Branning.... Mmmmmmmmmm...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 2 June, 2011 Share Posted 2 June, 2011 My life is sad and completely meaningless. As such I found myself watching Dave late one night and they were showing a very average comedy called 'Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire'. There was one highlight however. Miss India De Beaufort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 2 June, 2011 Author Share Posted 2 June, 2011 Joanna Cassidy. Something about the scowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 2 June, 2011 Share Posted 2 June, 2011 suzi perry...that is it...thread closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 2 June, 2011 Share Posted 2 June, 2011 Jayma Mays from Epic Movie. Nice legs, and generous with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 2 June, 2011 Author Share Posted 2 June, 2011 Another of my favourites, and another with a cute little snub nose; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 2 June, 2011 Author Share Posted 2 June, 2011 One for Dune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 June, 2011 Share Posted 2 June, 2011 Game of thrones, and she gets the goods out Bosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 2 June, 2011 Share Posted 2 June, 2011 Suzi Quattro - still looks as good today as she did when I first developed a crush on her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 2 June, 2011 Author Share Posted 2 June, 2011 Elizabeth Mitchell Vera Farmiga Mario Bello Valeria Golino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 2 June, 2011 Author Share Posted 2 June, 2011 ...And I don't really like blondes :-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 2 June, 2011 Share Posted 2 June, 2011 Miranda Hart - pretty good looking, long legs AND funny. What's not to like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 2 June, 2011 Author Share Posted 2 June, 2011 Miranda Hart - pretty good looking, long legs AND funny. What's not to like? You certainly know how to make me quiver with excitement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 2 June, 2011 Share Posted 2 June, 2011 My GILF vote goes to: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00013/KirstyYoung_13105t.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 My whippet. Serious poonanie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINIBARCELONASAINT Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 http://www.metacafe.com/watch/4060824/samantha_janus_different_strokes_sex_scene/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 PS: I now feel revolted with myself for using the term "worth a squirt"... but it's too late now. don't be ashamed. I'd spurt my load all over her cheeky little Jewess face. She's definite w@nk material. in fact I feel a boner coming on.... ah, that's better... feking mac-book's all sticky now. b!tch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 Miranda Hart - pretty good looking, long legs AND funny. What's not to like? deppo you are one feked up kid. and that is one hideous creature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 Elizabeth Counsell and that is the exact same promo picture (with signature) that i once owned after writing to her, I was besotted when she played in Brush Strokes. I sold it a few years ago on ebay for about 50p iirc, soiled. FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 Elizabeth Counsell and that is the exact same promo picture (with signature) that i once owned after writing to her, I was besotted when she played in Brush Strokes. I sold it a few years ago on ebay for about 50p iirc, soiled. FACT Is that Angela Rippon? You perv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 Is that Angela Rippon? You perv Yeah, Angela Rippon always signs her promo pictures 'Elizabeth Counsell', everyone knows that. Best Wishes hamster rippon kiss kiss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 Dawn Porter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 Dawn Porter I have some great early Dawn Porter pull-outs somewhere in the loft. In the same box as those infamous Madonna Playboy shoots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 Joanna Cassidy. Something about the scowl. That scowl says: 'Spank me now! I need discipline! Take me over your manly knee and teach me the error of my ways.' It also says: 'Law suit' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 Yeah, Angela Rippon always signs her promo pictures 'Elizabeth Counsell', everyone knows that. Best Wishes hamster rippon kiss kiss hey homie? who da fek is dis beeetch Elizabeth Counsell anyway doww? (apologies, just been watching a movie featuring illiterate ****ed off Negros from LA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 hey homie? who da fek is dis beeetch Elizabeth Counsell anyway doww? Veronica Bainbridge. The bosses wife who Jacko flirted with week in week out, I hated him for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 Suzanna Reid - BBC1 - now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 http://www.metacafe.com/watch/4060824/samantha_janus_different_strokes_sex_scene/ My missus has been told she can double for Samantha Janus, true story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 Another of my favourites, and another with a cute little snub nose; is that the Kinsky bird from Neighbours? Had clocked the potential some time ago she is higher than 7/10 though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 Also, Maria Bello is hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 Suzi Quattro - still looks as good today as she did when I first developed a crush on her Wrong on so many levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 http://www.metacafe.com/watch/4060824/samantha_janus_different_strokes_sex_scene/ i think i had an epileptic fit towards the end of that. too many flashbacks!! Better tits than i thought tho, good effort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 3 June, 2011 Author Share Posted 3 June, 2011 is that the Kinsky bird from Neighbours? Had clocked the potential some time ago she is higher than 7/10 though Yeah, that's her! Saw her in an Australian made film and she can pack a scowl with the best of them. Plus she has a snub nose. I fear you might be right though, she's definitely over 7/10. I was hoping her relative anonymity would lower the score Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 Cate Blanchett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 Cate Blanchett more than 7/10, surely ? def when she played Galadriel in Lord of the Rings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 3 June, 2011 Share Posted 3 June, 2011 and i totally agree with the OP. Victoria Coren is very hot, and the fact she plays world quality poker makes her more attractive in my eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 6 June, 2011 Share Posted 6 June, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 6 June, 2011 Author Share Posted 6 June, 2011 Half Celine Dion, half Sara-Jessica Parker... strangely attractive. I think it's the curls.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 6 June, 2011 Share Posted 6 June, 2011 Hmmm Grace Park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 6 June, 2011 Share Posted 6 June, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martel Posted 6 June, 2011 Share Posted 6 June, 2011 Miranda Hart - pretty good looking, long legs AND funny. What's not to like? Looks like she is running them teeth in for a race horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 6 June, 2011 Author Share Posted 6 June, 2011 Another favourite with a scowl to melt your pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 6 June, 2011 Share Posted 6 June, 2011 My missus has been told she can double for Samantha Janus, true story. Yeah I told her that, just before she got the best **** of her life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 6 June, 2011 Share Posted 6 June, 2011 Yeah I told her that, just before she got the best **** of her life. She told me she'd done some charity work before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 6 June, 2011 Share Posted 6 June, 2011 She told me she'd done some charity work before. Normally charge does she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 6 June, 2011 Share Posted 6 June, 2011 Normally charge does she? Yeah but I think you can claim the tax back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 9 June, 2011 Author Share Posted 9 June, 2011 Ah, why not? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2001446/Doncaster-sack-mascot-raunchy-photo-shoot.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 9 June, 2011 Share Posted 9 June, 2011 The sexiest eyes in showbiz, Bonnie Somerville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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