Crab Lungs Posted 2 June, 2011 Posted 2 June, 2011 After seeing her on HIGNFY, I have concluded that Victoria Coren is most definitely underrated and surprisingly alluring. A little bit chunky, quite funny and has a real moody, smouldering look about her. So, can anyone else out there suggest any more "worth a squirts"? The pre-requisite must be that they are no higher than 7/10 (in other words, no Salma Hayek, Megan Fox etc). They cannot be supermodels, glamour models or bimbos. Guilty pleasures, even. PS: I now feel revolted with myself for using the term "worth a squirt"... but it's too late now.
Lighthouse Posted 2 June, 2011 Posted 2 June, 2011 My life is sad and completely meaningless. As such I found myself watching Dave late one night and they were showing a very average comedy called 'Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire'. There was one highlight however. Miss India De Beaufort
scotty Posted 2 June, 2011 Posted 2 June, 2011 Jayma Mays from Epic Movie. Nice legs, and generous with them.
Crab Lungs Posted 2 June, 2011 Author Posted 2 June, 2011 Another of my favourites, and another with a cute little snub nose;
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 June, 2011 Posted 2 June, 2011 Game of thrones, and she gets the goods out Bosh
Deppo Posted 2 June, 2011 Posted 2 June, 2011 Suzi Quattro - still looks as good today as she did when I first developed a crush on her
Crab Lungs Posted 2 June, 2011 Author Posted 2 June, 2011 Elizabeth Mitchell Vera Farmiga Mario Bello Valeria Golino
Deppo Posted 2 June, 2011 Posted 2 June, 2011 Miranda Hart - pretty good looking, long legs AND funny. What's not to like?
Crab Lungs Posted 2 June, 2011 Author Posted 2 June, 2011 Miranda Hart - pretty good looking, long legs AND funny. What's not to like? You certainly know how to make me quiver with excitement!
Lets B Avenue Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00013/KirstyYoung_13105t.jpg
MINIBARCELONASAINT Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 http://www.metacafe.com/watch/4060824/samantha_janus_different_strokes_sex_scene/
1976_Child Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 PS: I now feel revolted with myself for using the term "worth a squirt"... but it's too late now. don't be ashamed. I'd spurt my load all over her cheeky little Jewess face. She's definite w@nk material. in fact I feel a boner coming on.... ah, that's better... feking mac-book's all sticky now. b!tch
1976_Child Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 Miranda Hart - pretty good looking, long legs AND funny. What's not to like? deppo you are one feked up kid. and that is one hideous creature.
hamster Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 Elizabeth Counsell and that is the exact same promo picture (with signature) that i once owned after writing to her, I was besotted when she played in Brush Strokes. I sold it a few years ago on ebay for about 50p iirc, soiled. FACT
1976_Child Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 Elizabeth Counsell and that is the exact same promo picture (with signature) that i once owned after writing to her, I was besotted when she played in Brush Strokes. I sold it a few years ago on ebay for about 50p iirc, soiled. FACT Is that Angela Rippon? You perv
hamster Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 Is that Angela Rippon? You perv Yeah, Angela Rippon always signs her promo pictures 'Elizabeth Counsell', everyone knows that. Best Wishes hamster rippon kiss kiss
hamster Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 Dawn Porter I have some great early Dawn Porter pull-outs somewhere in the loft. In the same box as those infamous Madonna Playboy shoots.
1976_Child Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 Joanna Cassidy. Something about the scowl. That scowl says: 'Spank me now! I need discipline! Take me over your manly knee and teach me the error of my ways.' It also says: 'Law suit'
1976_Child Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 Yeah, Angela Rippon always signs her promo pictures 'Elizabeth Counsell', everyone knows that. Best Wishes hamster rippon kiss kiss hey homie? who da fek is dis beeetch Elizabeth Counsell anyway doww? (apologies, just been watching a movie featuring illiterate ****ed off Negros from LA.
hamster Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 hey homie? who da fek is dis beeetch Elizabeth Counsell anyway doww? Veronica Bainbridge. The bosses wife who Jacko flirted with week in week out, I hated him for that.
Smirking_Saint Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 http://www.metacafe.com/watch/4060824/samantha_janus_different_strokes_sex_scene/ My missus has been told she can double for Samantha Janus, true story.
saint_stevo Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 Another of my favourites, and another with a cute little snub nose; is that the Kinsky bird from Neighbours? Had clocked the potential some time ago she is higher than 7/10 though
sadoldgit Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 Suzi Quattro - still looks as good today as she did when I first developed a crush on her Wrong on so many levels.
keithd Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 http://www.metacafe.com/watch/4060824/samantha_janus_different_strokes_sex_scene/ i think i had an epileptic fit towards the end of that. too many flashbacks!! Better tits than i thought tho, good effort
Crab Lungs Posted 3 June, 2011 Author Posted 3 June, 2011 is that the Kinsky bird from Neighbours? Had clocked the potential some time ago she is higher than 7/10 though Yeah, that's her! Saw her in an Australian made film and she can pack a scowl with the best of them. Plus she has a snub nose. I fear you might be right though, she's definitely over 7/10. I was hoping her relative anonymity would lower the score
latter day saint Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 Cate Blanchett more than 7/10, surely ? def when she played Galadriel in Lord of the Rings
keithd Posted 3 June, 2011 Posted 3 June, 2011 and i totally agree with the OP. Victoria Coren is very hot, and the fact she plays world quality poker makes her more attractive in my eyes
Crab Lungs Posted 6 June, 2011 Author Posted 6 June, 2011 Half Celine Dion, half Sara-Jessica Parker... strangely attractive. I think it's the curls..
martel Posted 6 June, 2011 Posted 6 June, 2011 Miranda Hart - pretty good looking, long legs AND funny. What's not to like? Looks like she is running them teeth in for a race horse.
Crab Lungs Posted 6 June, 2011 Author Posted 6 June, 2011 Another favourite with a scowl to melt your pants.
Jonnyboy Posted 6 June, 2011 Posted 6 June, 2011 My missus has been told she can double for Samantha Janus, true story. Yeah I told her that, just before she got the best **** of her life.
Smirking_Saint Posted 6 June, 2011 Posted 6 June, 2011 Yeah I told her that, just before she got the best **** of her life. She told me she'd done some charity work before.
Jonnyboy Posted 6 June, 2011 Posted 6 June, 2011 She told me she'd done some charity work before. Normally charge does she?
Smirking_Saint Posted 6 June, 2011 Posted 6 June, 2011 Normally charge does she? Yeah but I think you can claim the tax back
Crab Lungs Posted 9 June, 2011 Author Posted 9 June, 2011 Ah, why not? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2001446/Doncaster-sack-mascot-raunchy-photo-shoot.html
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